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chalupacabra🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️
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she/her - sister imperator of the trans cult - level 34 possumancer - average car enjoyer - banjo pervert
anyway i finally gave the new willi carlisle album a listen

do yourself a favor and listen to this country song about being transfixed by the behind of the non-binary server at a diner it's PEAK
Willi Carlisle - "Big Butt Billy" Lyric Video
YouTube video by Willi Carlisle
www.youtube.com
November 30, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Hello we are a company that specifically states that they we LGBTQ+ people!

Please provide 3 professional references, answer our 20 QuIrKy questions, and then never hear from us because we would never actually hire a tranny, what would the shareholders think!
November 30, 2025 at 7:51 PM
shouldn't have tried job hunting the day after shot day i am Upset™
November 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
i could use maybe even one small W at some point soon, it can even be a lowercase w
November 30, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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hey btw i love using an ipod and building a music library again just give in a try i swear, youll remember what you gave up for the dumb little app that doesnt pay artists jack shit, i wrote a little thing about it mae-scout.medium.com/breaking-up-...
November 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM
goodnight, internet weirdos
November 30, 2025 at 6:59 AM
completely forgot i have video of me feeding okuyasu, he was my favorite :)
November 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 7:13 AM
you wear fingerless gloves to look cool, i wear fingerless gloves to look like a possum

we are not the same
November 29, 2025 at 6:43 AM
show was neat and i saw a guy fold himself in half

that wasn't part of the show, dude was just on enough opiates to kill god
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
there was like no traffic and i hit every light green so now im here 45 minutes early fuck
ouuuugh i have to drive to work during rush hour on black friday tomorrow kill me now
November 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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I loathe with every fiber of my being that the term Black Friday is mainstream and marked on the calendar like it's an actual holiday to be celebrated. Curse this foul wretchedness that has brought nothing but despair to the hearts of retail workers across the nation.
November 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
it's actually really funny that AI both requires unrestricted plagiarism to function and is also wrong about everything all the time
November 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
what the actual fuck do you mean dick van dyke is still alive HOW
November 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 5:02 AM
don't ask why it took this long for me to check out the new danny brown album but god DAMN
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
saw a post that was like "sum up your gender with 4 fictional characters" and all i can think of is buster keaton four times but that was a real guy and also a guy
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
in 6-8 months when i'm finally done sewing the base layer of scabbing onto these pants it will be so over for you hos
November 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
ouuuugh i have to drive to work during rush hour on black friday tomorrow kill me now
November 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
food was good.
time to go to the cell service exclusion zone to listen to my cousins drone endlessly about the latest Product they've consumed
November 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
time to go to the cell service exclusion zone to listen to my cousins drone endlessly about the latest Product they've consumed
November 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 12:45 AM
didn't realize how grimy my 'this scrap of fabric kills fascists' patch was until it was side by side with a new one, i guess i must've gotten it like 6-7 years ago?
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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Happy possum
November 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM