Mallorie Malcontent ✨
@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social
Cartoonist | Comics & Illustration | Dark Woke | I love my mom! | she/her
Ohhhh, instead of awkward conversation with the family I can just put on the new Stranger Things. Which honestly is probably why nextfilx put it out today, to pump up those ratings. 'cause I don't think anyone actually cares about that anymore.
November 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Ohhhh, instead of awkward conversation with the family I can just put on the new Stranger Things. Which honestly is probably why nextfilx put it out today, to pump up those ratings. 'cause I don't think anyone actually cares about that anymore.
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If you have to deal with conservative family this Thanksgiving, the only two things you should be saying to them is. "You have internet addiction, that's internet addiction garbage." and "Be a fucking man/adult and live and let live." That's it, nothing more. They'll leave humiliated.
November 26, 2025 at 4:08 PM
If you have to deal with conservative family this Thanksgiving, the only two things you should be saying to them is. "You have internet addiction, that's internet addiction garbage." and "Be a fucking man/adult and live and let live." That's it, nothing more. They'll leave humiliated.
Sometimes the gross alley filled with garbage, broken glass, and dirty mattresses that my bedroom looks out onto can look pretty beautiful in the right light.
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Sometimes the gross alley filled with garbage, broken glass, and dirty mattresses that my bedroom looks out onto can look pretty beautiful in the right light.
I have replaced the compulsion to pick up phone, with picking up a book. I've managed to read the second half of a story I was reading in a fraction of the time it took the first half. And I'm already halfway done Mary Shelly's Frankenstein, which is one of the best pieces of lit I've ever read.
November 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I have replaced the compulsion to pick up phone, with picking up a book. I've managed to read the second half of a story I was reading in a fraction of the time it took the first half. And I'm already halfway done Mary Shelly's Frankenstein, which is one of the best pieces of lit I've ever read.
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That's the way love goes
November 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
That's the way love goes
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Love is the answer and unfortunately that's super fucking gay
November 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Love is the answer and unfortunately that's super fucking gay
Gonna start calling anime and manga "cartoons and comics" just for the thrill of being a contrarian.
November 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Gonna start calling anime and manga "cartoons and comics" just for the thrill of being a contrarian.
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
A dumb silly movie. But my older cousin and late uncle were even extras in this one. If you pause the movie during the moment the crowd is doing the wave, you can see their blurry faces. My uncle was also in the riot scene of Danny Devito's Hoffa.
A dumb silly movie. But my older cousin and late uncle were even extras in this one. If you pause the movie during the moment the crowd is doing the wave, you can see their blurry faces. My uncle was also in the riot scene of Danny Devito's Hoffa.
November 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
A dumb silly movie. But my older cousin and late uncle were even extras in this one. If you pause the movie during the moment the crowd is doing the wave, you can see their blurry faces. My uncle was also in the riot scene of Danny Devito's Hoffa.
A dumb silly movie. But my older cousin and late uncle were even extras in this one. If you pause the movie during the moment the crowd is doing the wave, you can see their blurry faces. My uncle was also in the riot scene of Danny Devito's Hoffa.
Ever look around at all this bullshit and think about the infinity of what might of been, but was never allowed to be?
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Ever look around at all this bullshit and think about the infinity of what might of been, but was never allowed to be?
GET OFF THE INTERNET!
I say from my computer while scrolling the internet.
I say from my computer while scrolling the internet.
November 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
GET OFF THE INTERNET!
I say from my computer while scrolling the internet.
I say from my computer while scrolling the internet.
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Wicked: for good
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At some point it feels insane that Glinda and Elphaba don't scissor
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At some point it feels insane that Glinda and Elphaba don't scissor
November 21, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Wicked: for good
review
At some point it feels insane that Glinda and Elphaba don't scissor
review
At some point it feels insane that Glinda and Elphaba don't scissor
I don't want weeks of visibility, days or remembrance, or even to be liked by the people who don't understand us. I want freedom and justice.
November 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I don't want weeks of visibility, days or remembrance, or even to be liked by the people who don't understand us. I want freedom and justice.
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Let your artistic weaknesses become your STYLE. Funky looking art is cool.
November 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Let your artistic weaknesses become your STYLE. Funky looking art is cool.
Something I think a lot of people miss about Tim Robinson's comedy is how his character's selfishness and insecurities are seen by the world he's in as toxic, while everyone else's selfishness and insecurities are fine and dandy.
November 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Something I think a lot of people miss about Tim Robinson's comedy is how his character's selfishness and insecurities are seen by the world he's in as toxic, while everyone else's selfishness and insecurities are fine and dandy.
When I was a teen, I didn't see the issue with adults wanting to hang around and bang people our age. Duh! I wanted to be accepted as an adult. But when I hit my late 20s, teenagers started looking like fucking children. fuckin' creeps, man.
November 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
When I was a teen, I didn't see the issue with adults wanting to hang around and bang people our age. Duh! I wanted to be accepted as an adult. But when I hit my late 20s, teenagers started looking like fucking children. fuckin' creeps, man.
Welp, I touched grass. But unfortunately there was dog doo doo on it.
November 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Welp, I touched grass. But unfortunately there was dog doo doo on it.
Taking names and touching grass!
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Taking names and touching grass!
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How do you all deal with how incredibly stupid everything is? It's like I can't leave the house without being incredibly irritated.
November 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
How do you all deal with how incredibly stupid everything is? It's like I can't leave the house without being incredibly irritated.
It's not even been a week of having all the social media apps deleted from my phone. And life is already better! My mind is clearer, getting more stuff done, less anxiety, and I'm noticing the beauty in the small things much more. Like the tree branches swaying in the wind. 10/10. Highly recommend.
November 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
It's not even been a week of having all the social media apps deleted from my phone. And life is already better! My mind is clearer, getting more stuff done, less anxiety, and I'm noticing the beauty in the small things much more. Like the tree branches swaying in the wind. 10/10. Highly recommend.
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#3157 A helpful tutorial
I boggles my mind that there are still people who go out of their way to tell me I'm a piece of shit over those two comics from five years ago.
November 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I boggles my mind that there are still people who go out of their way to tell me I'm a piece of shit over those two comics from five years ago.