Mallorie Malcontent ✨
@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social
Cartoonist | Comics & Illustration | I love my mom! | she/her
There's this weird, bald looking bird outside my apartment. What is this guy doing in the city?
January 25, 2026 at 6:35 PM
There's this weird, bald looking bird outside my apartment. What is this guy doing in the city?
Whenever I am browsing movies and TV shows:
January 21, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Whenever I am browsing movies and TV shows:
Evergreen Comix.
January 19, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Evergreen Comix.
all the cool kids do it.
January 14, 2026 at 8:22 PM
all the cool kids do it.
Sonic Sez: Puff, puff, pass.
January 14, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Sonic Sez: Puff, puff, pass.
Hey, Malcontents. The next zine ships out next week, baybee!
January 14, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Hey, Malcontents. The next zine ships out next week, baybee!
My upcoming zine, is actually gonna be a FAN zine. Where I go on and on about why Pikmin is my favorite video game series. Drawing the cover has been tedious. But worth it.
January 9, 2026 at 8:21 PM
My upcoming zine, is actually gonna be a FAN zine. Where I go on and on about why Pikmin is my favorite video game series. Drawing the cover has been tedious. But worth it.
In my latest zine, one comic is a direct rip off of Peanuts. Which I can't show you because I feel it would be unfair to the people who pay me. But that third drawing here is where I got the idea for this OLD Sweet Beans comic panel. Even the name Sweet Beans I came up with b/c it felt like Peanuts.
January 8, 2026 at 4:42 PM
In my latest zine, one comic is a direct rip off of Peanuts. Which I can't show you because I feel it would be unfair to the people who pay me. But that third drawing here is where I got the idea for this OLD Sweet Beans comic panel. Even the name Sweet Beans I came up with b/c it felt like Peanuts.
These Charles Shultz drawings are doing cartoonist things to my brain.
January 8, 2026 at 4:30 PM
These Charles Shultz drawings are doing cartoonist things to my brain.
Oh, wow. 2025 in a nutshell.
January 7, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Oh, wow. 2025 in a nutshell.
Gonna tell my kids this was Stranger Things season 5
January 3, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Gonna tell my kids this was Stranger Things season 5
look at this goofy ass shit.
December 29, 2025 at 2:44 PM
look at this goofy ass shit.
Instagram took down this photo calling it "pornographic." And man, I am sick of the world revolving around dude's boners and them making it everyone's problem when they have shame and insecurities over said boners.
December 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Instagram took down this photo calling it "pornographic." And man, I am sick of the world revolving around dude's boners and them making it everyone's problem when they have shame and insecurities over said boners.
The Empire by Mary Oliver
December 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The Empire by Mary Oliver
Hahaha. Like, look at this page I am on right now. Shit don't change.
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Hahaha. Like, look at this page I am on right now. Shit don't change.
Sometimes the gross alley filled with garbage, broken glass, and dirty mattresses that my bedroom looks out onto can look pretty beautiful in the right light.
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Sometimes the gross alley filled with garbage, broken glass, and dirty mattresses that my bedroom looks out onto can look pretty beautiful in the right light.
Hey, Zine Club Members! Novemeber's zine is in the mail. Very proud to be featuring the art of Melody Iza. Not subscribed? Do it over on Patreon dot com slash SweetBeansComix or go to hell!
November 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Hey, Zine Club Members! Novemeber's zine is in the mail. Very proud to be featuring the art of Melody Iza. Not subscribed? Do it over on Patreon dot com slash SweetBeansComix or go to hell!
Can’t wait to force my friends to watch this one.
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Can’t wait to force my friends to watch this one.
Finally got this one. It’s fuckin’ great. Too many awesome albums came out this year.
November 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Finally got this one. It’s fuckin’ great. Too many awesome albums came out this year.
This shit is the real deal. Watch it before the remake.
November 7, 2025 at 11:54 PM
This shit is the real deal. Watch it before the remake.
When did giving the slightest shits about electoral politics become “libbing out”?
November 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
When did giving the slightest shits about electoral politics become “libbing out”?
Let who I caught in the laundry.
November 5, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Let who I caught in the laundry.
Godzilla day you say?
November 3, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Godzilla day you say?