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clintoris

clintoris

@clintoris.bsky.social

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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 2d

No use shooting ragoons, no use chasing egg rolls too

clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 2d

I’m the biggest star at this Chinese family buffet bar

clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 3d

How now brown cow

clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 3d

Forcing optimism just to flex that muscle, if anything. It’s been a minute so I was like hey what if I took a position on a current event that wasn’t the most despondent one possible.

clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 3d

SNAP benefits being suspended indefinitely before the holiday season is gonna backfire 🙏 You can make people sick, houseless, and broke… but you do not fuck with people’s food. They’ll have truly nothing left to lose

clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 4d

Not depressed, but I’m getting depushed down destairs

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onion person @junlper.beer · 4d

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 4d

I would like to start having fun again

clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 5d

When humans don’t kill each other >

clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 11d

The overwhelming temptation to burn my entire life in Austin down again and restart in a new city for the 6th time

clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 12d

Guillermo is lowkey del Toro with this Frankenstein remake

clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 12d

Austin

clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 12d

Okay so the Rock Hudson documentary is required viewing by all of you homosexuals who follow me okay essays due on my desk by Monday thank you

clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 12d

Getting vegan food with a bisexual before going to the protest, darling I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream

clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 12d

Yes I’m going to the protest no it’s not gonna give us healthcare or stop mass shootings yes it’s the least I can do with what I have today no I will not be scared yes I will be safe no I am not wearing an inflatable suit yes I’m bringing my phone no im not stupid yes my ass is fat

clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 12d

Gonna be gay in a public space again today

clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 15d

Kind of in this situation where I love my life and my body and my “career” and my house and my cat and my friends and family and there isn’t a man in my
bed terrorizing my mental health but still lowkey depressed in a gay millennial buzzfeed sort of way

clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 15d

Chicken son or fish daughter

clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 15d

Blue sky more like grey sky (it’s cloudy rn)

clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · Jul 31

My impact

clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · Jul 31

Not my fault your gay

clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · Jul 20

My landlord watching a 6’3” 285 lb man leave my house this morning

clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · Jun 29

Do we know each other

clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · Jun 28

Where my other allies at

clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · Apr 22

No bro i don’t want to get “shake shack” from inside of a train station with you but hmu tmrw