clintoris
clintoris.bsky.social
clintoris
@clintoris.bsky.social
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No use shooting ragoons, no use chasing egg rolls too
I’m the biggest star at this Chinese family buffet bar
Forcing optimism just to flex that muscle, if anything. It’s been a minute so I was like hey what if I took a position on a current event that wasn’t the most despondent one possible.
SNAP benefits being suspended indefinitely before the holiday season is gonna backfire 🙏 You can make people sick, houseless, and broke… but you do not fuck with people’s food. They’ll have truly nothing left to lose
Not depressed, but I’m getting depushed down destairs
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might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
I would like to start having fun again
When humans don’t kill each other >
The overwhelming temptation to burn my entire life in Austin down again and restart in a new city for the 6th time
Guillermo is lowkey del Toro with this Frankenstein remake
Okay so the Rock Hudson documentary is required viewing by all of you homosexuals who follow me okay essays due on my desk by Monday thank you
Getting vegan food with a bisexual before going to the protest, darling I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream
Yes I’m going to the protest no it’s not gonna give us healthcare or stop mass shootings yes it’s the least I can do with what I have today no I will not be scared yes I will be safe no I am not wearing an inflatable suit yes I’m bringing my phone no im not stupid yes my ass is fat
Gonna be gay in a public space again today
Kind of in this situation where I love my life and my body and my “career” and my house and my cat and my friends and family and there isn’t a man in my
bed terrorizing my mental health but still lowkey depressed in a gay millennial buzzfeed sort of way
Chicken son or fish daughter
Blue sky more like grey sky (it’s cloudy rn)
Not my fault your gay
My landlord watching a 6’3” 285 lb man leave my house this morning
Do we know each other
Where my other allies at
No bro i don’t want to get “shake shack” from inside of a train station with you but hmu tmrw