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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 1d

No use shooting ragoons, no use chasing egg rolls too

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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 1d

I’m the biggest star at this Chinese family buffet bar

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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 2d

How now brown cow

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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 2d

Forcing optimism just to flex that muscle, if anything. It’s been a minute so I was like hey what if I took a position on a current event that wasn’t the most despondent one possible.

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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 2d

SNAP benefits being suspended indefinitely before the holiday season is gonna backfire 🙏 You can make people sick, houseless, and broke… but you do not fuck with people’s food. They’ll have truly nothing left to lose

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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 3d

Not depressed, but I’m getting depushed down destairs

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onion person @junlper.beer · 3d

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 3d

I would like to start having fun again

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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 4d

When humans don’t kill each other >

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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 10d

The overwhelming temptation to burn my entire life in Austin down again and restart in a new city for the 6th time

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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 11d

Guillermo is lowkey del Toro with this Frankenstein remake

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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 11d

Austin

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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 11d

Okay so the Rock Hudson documentary is required viewing by all of you homosexuals who follow me okay essays due on my desk by Monday thank you

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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 12d

Getting vegan food with a bisexual before going to the protest, darling I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream

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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 12d

Yes I’m going to the protest no it’s not gonna give us healthcare or stop mass shootings yes it’s the least I can do with what I have today no I will not be scared yes I will be safe no I am not wearing an inflatable suit yes I’m bringing my phone no im not stupid yes my ass is fat

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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 12d

Gonna be gay in a public space again today

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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 14d

Kind of in this situation where I love my life and my body and my “career” and my house and my cat and my friends and family and there isn’t a man in my
bed terrorizing my mental health but still lowkey depressed in a gay millennial buzzfeed sort of way

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