The fact that going to Starbucks in 2010 was queerflagging
February 2, 2026 at 1:53 AM
The fact that going to Starbucks in 2010 was queerflagging
Guy with medical anxiety who has to pee after jerking off so he doesn’t get an std
February 1, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Guy with medical anxiety who has to pee after jerking off so he doesn’t get an std
Saturday 7pm gym to numb the pain
February 1, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Saturday 7pm gym to numb the pain
No shade but it gets better when we make it better
January 27, 2026 at 5:35 AM
No shade but it gets better when we make it better
Reposted by clintoris
Love when a restaurant has “food and drinks” that’s exactly what I’m talking aboutttttt
January 27, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Love when a restaurant has “food and drinks” that’s exactly what I’m talking aboutttttt
Gay guy on a Sunday evening: I can’t believe I have to work tomorrow and I’m gay
January 26, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Gay guy on a Sunday evening: I can’t believe I have to work tomorrow and I’m gay
ICE agents are not worthy of love, community or forgiveness and if you are related to one you should disown them publicly
January 22, 2026 at 7:36 PM
ICE agents are not worthy of love, community or forgiveness and if you are related to one you should disown them publicly
I am liking Instagram ads containing men’s asses without purchasing the product as a radical act of queer self determination and an affront to pink capitalism.
January 12, 2026 at 8:15 PM
I am liking Instagram ads containing men’s asses without purchasing the product as a radical act of queer self determination and an affront to pink capitalism.
Slack “away” message idea: Suckin on my titties like you wanted me calling me all the time like blondie
January 12, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Slack “away” message idea: Suckin on my titties like you wanted me calling me all the time like blondie
Happy cock year ❤️ year of the fire cock ❤️
January 1, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Happy cock year ❤️ year of the fire cock ❤️
Bent down to pick up my basket on the floor of the grocery store but the nasal pressure made me sneeze and my entire back cracked and I blacked out for like 5 seconds
December 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Bent down to pick up my basket on the floor of the grocery store but the nasal pressure made me sneeze and my entire back cracked and I blacked out for like 5 seconds
[typing with only my left hand] I’m more leftist than you
December 29, 2025 at 4:05 AM
[typing with only my left hand] I’m more leftist than you
My mom said she’s not overweight, she’s a “foodie”
December 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
My mom said she’s not overweight, she’s a “foodie”
Experiencing human connection amidst societal collapse >>
November 23, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Experiencing human connection amidst societal collapse >>
I heart music I heart water I heart music water
November 23, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I heart music I heart water I heart music water
Something about this dying Asian grocery feels like a MeowWolf exhibit… Where’s the portal that leads me to a factory
November 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Something about this dying Asian grocery feels like a MeowWolf exhibit… Where’s the portal that leads me to a factory
Here’s how Kamala can still win:
November 16, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Here’s how Kamala can still win:
Democrats have a humiliation kink
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Democrats have a humiliation kink
Going to the gym even though I want to die instead
November 8, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Going to the gym even though I want to die instead
I’m the biggest star at this Chinese family buffet bar
October 28, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I’m the biggest star at this Chinese family buffet bar
SNAP benefits being suspended indefinitely before the holiday season is gonna backfire 🙏 You can make people sick, houseless, and broke… but you do not fuck with people’s food. They’ll have truly nothing left to lose
October 28, 2025 at 3:47 AM
SNAP benefits being suspended indefinitely before the holiday season is gonna backfire 🙏 You can make people sick, houseless, and broke… but you do not fuck with people’s food. They’ll have truly nothing left to lose
Not depressed, but I’m getting depushed down destairs
October 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Not depressed, but I’m getting depushed down destairs
Reposted by clintoris
might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
October 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
I would like to start having fun again
October 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I would like to start having fun again