Jeremy C-Howl
@jmchao.bsky.social
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New Yorker. Wakes up screaming. Trans rights are human rights.
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The real horseshoe theory is a bunch of people in our politics have been hit in the head by a fucking horseshoe.
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Last time I saw this I realized he’s MAGA Gene Parmesan.
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Wonder what the GJ vote was on this one.
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A government so small, you can drown it in an Argentinian bathtub.
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Definitely getting close to DOJ dropping "plenary powers" in Federal court.
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Perry: DOJ's definition of rebellion would mean that
"literally all nonviolent protest” could be considered evidence of rebellion. Is that your argument?
Hamilton: The president has determined there is a danger of a rebellion, and you must defer to that finding
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Republicans trying for the Wimpy strategy of promising "I'll gladly hold a vote Tuesday for a hamburger today."
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Frogbottom is my favorite hobbit.
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If there's no insurrection, why does is FEEL like there's an insurrection, huh? Are you saying he can't just declare Martial Law because the vibes are off?
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Gotta love the unholy union of Cuomo and IDC Dems deciding who represents the city they hate.
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Super Bowl cancelled due to the invasion of San Juan.
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No kings, just inflatable Pikachus.
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He heard premiums are about to skyrocket and wanted to get it in before his deductible resets.
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Trump 2.0: just hours and hours of Wile E. Coyote running over the cliff and floating while waiting to notice the existence of gravity.
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Feels like with all these Grand Jury no bills, they’re going to try to make a pretext to move to military tribunals instead of civilian courts.
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I can't wait to find out where he lands in the Trump Administration.
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JD Vance: President and Antipope
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Excommunicate Vance and Alito and become a legend, Leo.
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Cut him some slack! Dude is depressed Charlie Daniels isn't around to play "This Ain't No Rag, It's a Flag" at the halftime show.
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Performative ignorance, when used to condescendingly avoid scrutiny by journalists, is probably considered a power move by those assholes.
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It’s crazy big business went from hating file sharing of copywritten material during the Kazaa / Napster days to wanting to steal all copywritten material when there’s profit for them.
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“He was making them worried about their immortal souls!”
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Of all the random people who have gone viral, I’ve never been more invested in a guy not milkshake ducking.
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I wonder how many of the warning signs for serial killers are applicable to most ICE agents.
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Shot a priest in the head with a pepper ball, just for fun.
There was absolutely no threat here.
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Here’s video of the incident