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Jeremy Chao
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New Yorker. Wakes up screaming.

Trans rights are human rights.
Pinned
The real horseshoe theory is a bunch of people in our politics have been hit in the head by a fucking horseshoe.
Olivia Nuzzi get interviewed by Chotiner challenge.
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Oh, so Pritzker is really targeting Bluesky, huh?
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Wonder if Comey will try to reinvent himself as a #Resist Grifter.
November 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Next, when China goes from buying 0 soybeans to buying 1 soybean, you can proclaim an unprecedented increase in soybean sales!
CNBC: China went from the biggest buyer of soybeans to 0 purchases of soybeans. That happened on President Trump's watch.

BROOKE ROLLINS: Well, so, we have seen a decline from China buying soybeans for years
November 24, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Is AI basically Enron, but worse? Accounting tricks to appear valuable so line goes up so high it becomes the foundation for the entire bull market?
NVIDIA earnings were a mirage. The market figured it out surprisingly fast. NVIDIA bump evaporated.

I don’t know how this information can enter the system without exploding the bubble.

But sometimes bezzles visible for months before crash.

Waiting for the feds?

open.substack.com/pub/shanakaa...
November 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
SVU measles outbreak episode hits different now.
November 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I’m assuming part of this is Trump knows Mamdani’s wife is a total smoke show.
November 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Starting my Friday the right way- rewatching the SVU gamergate episode and letting my brain melt.
November 21, 2025 at 1:24 PM
November 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Putting my marker down - Nuzzi is Aaron Rodgers' secret wife and they're hard launching on publication day.
November 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Olivia Nuzzi writes like if ChatGPT was horny for the scion of a political dynasty and trained exclusively on a lot of terrible Freshman college creative writing papers.
November 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I can’t wait for the dementia to take hold during a press conference or cabinet meeting and when he’s asked about Epstein, says “why are you asking about him? I had him killed so I wouldn’t get these questions anymore.”
November 17, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Schumer and Hakeem want the Democratic Party to become more rightwing by taking and catering to refugees from the Republican Party in the name of making a big tent and are taking the left wing core of the party for granted yet again.
November 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Luckily, as a Cubs fan and a Democrat, I’m used to disappointment.
November 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Pope Leo confirmed for @blankcheck.bsky.social ‘s Fernando Meirelles miniseries?
Gods willing, this shall be a reality.
November 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM
The way he’s behaving like his wife’s ethnicity is a disadvantage for his future ambitions, I’m assuming I’ve had more Indian food this year than JD Vance. And I get it maybe once a month, tops.
November 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
It’s ironic that we debate over what killed the dinosaurs and now the liquified remains of those same dinosaurs are what is leading to our extinction.
November 15, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Seeing Epstein in the news is really hard for Trump, because it’s a fresh reminder of when he had his best friend murdered.
November 15, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Maybe we just need to put every elected Democrat in front of a rabid crowd of progressives screaming “TAX THE RICH.”
imagine that
November 15, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Is 2025 when tarring and feathering makes a comeback?
Tbh i think the founders imagined an elected official, in a quasi official capacity, would just shoot the guy before it came to this
If only the US system had votes of no confidence
November 15, 2025 at 4:54 AM
November 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
November 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Trump wants to have a fake investigation that lasts for the rest of his term that magically ends when he’s out of office so the files stay in limbo. Not sure if that dog will hunt.
November 15, 2025 at 12:33 AM
If this is the best they could come up with, they’re fucking spinning out.
November 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
My mayor-elect released a video informing his followers about the life and legacy of Sylvia Rivera and Begala thinks he ran as an anti-woke centrist. Burn the old guard of the party to the fucking ground.
What the fuck are you talking about that Zohran didn’t run on identity? He released campaign videos in basically every major language spoken in the five boroughs, including one in Arabic in the last couple weeks of the campaign when he was getting constantly hit with Islamophobic smears!
does paul begala think that giving quotes characterizing another democrat like this *helps* the democratic party?
November 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM