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Doc Revan
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Chair of the Malachor V Institute on Posting Madness

The Dark Side of the Posts is a pathway to many replies some consider to be unnatural. This medicine can’t fix stab. Not a real doctor or Sith Lord
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In a shocking turn of events, Black Bolt is the first American comic book character to play in the Japanese league, in return for Shonen Jump selling Mash Burnedead to Marvel.
November 27, 2025 at 8:45 AM
the end comes soon we hear drums drums in the deep.
they are coming
you know in dwarven society "go to hell" has gotta be something like "get flung into the heavens"
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Draft Changes in total:

Spider-Man --> DC
Nightwing --> Marvel
Green Arrow --> Marvel
Ms. Marvel --> DC (for Teen Titans re-reboot)
Ghostmaker and Batman Inc. --> Marvel
Moon Knight and The Midnight Mission (ft. Tigra) --> DC

Black Adam --> Image Comics
Peni Parker --> Toei International
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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there appears to be a discourse brewing about "American" as a demonym for people from the USA. That's stupid. Americans are called Americans because "America" is in the name of the country they're from.
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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when even Jerry's like wtf
November 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The Atlantic is cooked
A racist TV show made with the assistance of Sora has attracted millions of viewers. Tyler Austin Harper argues that it could be “the harbinger of a new entertainment landscape where extremist AI shows will jockey for our attention with more anodyne ones”:
The Will Stancil Show Could Be the Future
A racist TV series making fun of a minor social-media celebrity has attracted millions of viewers—and demonstrates the alarming possibilities of AI.
bit.ly
November 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
This is a truly strange fact that my internet is provided by a former shareware/freeware downloads company
Funny story

Tucows is my broadband provider
November 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Tom King’s Spider-Man: Peter Parker suddenly has strong feelings about American Empire
November 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Back in my day, you pirated things because you were cheap and would rather spend your money on beer and so instead you’d download things off the illicit file sharing site that people ran on the university network
November 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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~* it’s beginning to look a lot like gay cardinal season *~
November 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
For the love of God, Montresor!
November 27, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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this fuckin guy ...dropping allegations of journalistic malpractice and source betrayal in separate piece meal events like it’s delicious media gossip and then writing, “we haven’t reached the halfway point, and I haven’t yet described the most bizarre, consequential, and newsworthy events”
November 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Okay hear me out: Spider-man on the Suicide Squad.
November 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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(jerkoff motion)

For the love of God, can you please just say you're pirating things because you're a lazy cheapskate who doesn't want to pay for anything (even though you could), instead of some Noble Valiant Leftist reason? :P
November 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Marvel to trade Peter Parker to DC Comics, in return for Dick Grayson, DC’s 2027 first round draft pick, and a player to be named later
November 27, 2025 at 12:42 AM
November 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
“Yanqui”
Look I run up against this a fair amount when traveling. USians is just stupid and I've never heard it. I variously say "I'm from the states" or "I'm a New Yorker". If I'm solely amongst Brits "I am a Yank" will do. Your mileage may vary.
November 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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“USians” is “sportsball” but for geopolitics
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 PM
November 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
November 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Feels like Slot may actually be sacked in the morning

Losing by three goals to City? Not great but okay

To Forest? Worse, but they are one of Liverpool’s bête noirs

To a fucking Eredivisie team though?
November 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Americans don't get what's going on with the Weasleys: they are a nasty british stereotype of catholic Irish folk - slovenly, too many children for income, etc.
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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She’s… she’s just doing Dickens… the whole thing comes off of Dickens… I thought we were all clear on this… despised orphan comes into sudden wealth bc his dead parents were rich heroes… the whole series is profoundly, inescapably, essentially Dickensian… like…
November 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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We need to bring this one bac.
November 26, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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All 19th century British writers: "am I a joke to you?"
November 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM