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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 4d

I'm getting cracked by Fate soon

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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 29m

Insightful.

Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 21h

girlbossed too close to the sun and as I fell I laughed, because I knew that to fall means to have once served cunt

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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 1d

Do anyone else's dreams sometimes feel like visions or is that just me

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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 2d

Skinna and Chalma

Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 2d

Kinda crazy that they made the Nether-Space black and white, a subtle nod to the fact that it is happening in the present. Bravo Vince!

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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 2d

Realm of Jeff

Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 2d

Kinda

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Geno @konrade.bsky.social · 2d

Two people will die in the next chapter of your life

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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 2d

They call me Nostradamus

Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 2d

I love looking back at my old notes and realizing that I accurately predicted my downfall like a couple of months before it actually happened

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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 3d

I am blessed with them

Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 3d

every time an impending sense of doom washes over me I will retweet this post. and so should you

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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 3d

Nobody has ever asked me to do a spotify blend with them. This is a sign that I have failed as a human being

Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 4d

I'm getting cracked by Fate soon

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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 7d

if I die in the process then so be it

Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 7d

I have decided to hire someone to track me down and try to kill me so that my life becomes more exciting

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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 8d

Does anyone have any Halloween costume ideas that aren't Dan Hentschel characters?

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onion person @junlper.beer · 10d

i like when social media platforms have proper moderation services that keeps it’s users safe

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christian mom against ninjago @toaste0.bsky.social · 11d

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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 11d

An anteater walked into a tavern and said: "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."

Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 12d

Most philosophers fail to take into account this one simple thought when talking about their optimistic life philosophies: what if I hate myself

Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 12d

happened like a year ago. the time will pass anyway

Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 12d

Mayor Trustable said he's gonna put Intelligent George's face on the quarter

Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 17d

God is a stronger person than me because if humans killed my son that I sent on Earth I would probably break down and cry and kill a couple people

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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 20d

and then students will write their essay on The Great Gatsby like that was nothing

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