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Loris
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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 4d
I'm getting cracked by Fate soon
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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 8h
girlbossed too close to the sun and as I fell I laughed, because I knew that to fall means to have once served cunt
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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 11h
Do anyone else's dreams sometimes feel like visions or is that just me
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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 2d
Skinna and Chalma
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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 2d
Kinda crazy that they made the Nether-Space black and white, a subtle nod to the fact that it is happening in the present. Bravo Vince!
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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 2d
Realm of Jeff
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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 2d
Kinda
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Geno @konrade.bsky.social · 2d
Two people will die in the next chapter of your life
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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 2d
They call me Nostradamus
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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 2d
I love looking back at my old notes and realizing that I accurately predicted my downfall like a couple of months before it actually happened
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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 3d
I am blessed with them
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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 3d
every time an impending sense of doom washes over me I will retweet this post. and so should you
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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 3d
Nobody has ever asked me to do a spotify blend with them. This is a sign that I have failed as a human being
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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 4d
I'm getting cracked by Fate soon
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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 7d
if I die in the process then so be it
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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 7d
I have decided to hire someone to track me down and try to kill me so that my life becomes more exciting
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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 8d
Does anyone have any Halloween costume ideas that aren't Dan Hentschel characters?
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onion person @junlper.beer · 9d
i like when social media platforms have proper moderation services that keeps it’s users safe
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christian mom against ninjago @toaste0.bsky.social · 11d
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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 11d
An anteater walked into a tavern and said: "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 12d
Most philosophers fail to take into account this one simple thought when talking about their optimistic life philosophies: what if I hate myself
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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 12d
happened like a year ago. the time will pass anyway
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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 12d
Mayor Trustable said he's gonna put Intelligent George's face on the quarter
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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 17d
God is a stronger person than me because if humans killed my son that I sent on Earth I would probably break down and cry and kill a couple people
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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 20d
and then students will write their essay on The Great Gatsby like that was nothing
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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 20d
In literature class about 100 years from now, teachers will show my text messages with various people as an example of "fumbling"
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