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Loris
@clitloris.bsky.social
· Oct 8
I'm getting cracked by Fate soon
people judge me for listening to christmas music before december and they fail to understand that christmas music is my only way of getting up in the morning
November 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
people judge me for listening to christmas music before december and they fail to understand that christmas music is my only way of getting up in the morning
putting my sad playlist on shuffle then crashing out when the sad song that I specifically wanted to play ends up playing and makes me cry
November 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
putting my sad playlist on shuffle then crashing out when the sad song that I specifically wanted to play ends up playing and makes me cry
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I'm getting cracked by Fate soon
October 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I'm getting cracked by Fate soon
who in their right mind thought that making this couch was a good idea
November 18, 2025 at 4:29 AM
who in their right mind thought that making this couch was a good idea
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she sizzlin on my fajita till I come out
November 14, 2025 at 3:56 AM
she sizzlin on my fajita till I come out
some of you guys have no love whatsoever. it snowed a couple of days ago for the first time and everyone was complaining about it. have you no joy? no whimsy? no admiration for the change our world has? fuck off and fuck you
November 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
some of you guys have no love whatsoever. it snowed a couple of days ago for the first time and everyone was complaining about it. have you no joy? no whimsy? no admiration for the change our world has? fuck off and fuck you
there are 13 entires to my name in the unsent project and all of them are way too specific and tailored to how I feel I mean what the hell dude this has to be a joke
November 5, 2025 at 4:30 AM
there are 13 entires to my name in the unsent project and all of them are way too specific and tailored to how I feel I mean what the hell dude this has to be a joke
every time I do one of them I realize I have nobody to share them with
it's an nyt games kind of night tonight... I am so alone
November 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
every time I do one of them I realize I have nobody to share them with
dressing up as the one who got away for Halloween
October 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
dressing up as the one who got away for Halloween
I mean yeah that was the whole point wasn't it
October 27, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I mean yeah that was the whole point wasn't it
they did him dirty in real life too
October 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
they did him dirty in real life too
it's an nyt games kind of night tonight... I am so alone
October 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
it's an nyt games kind of night tonight... I am so alone
thinking of ryan ross tonight....
October 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
thinking of ryan ross tonight....
whoever stole those jewels from the Louvre is probably in a better headspace than me, I can't really be mad. do what you want to do in life is my answer
October 22, 2025 at 3:54 AM
whoever stole those jewels from the Louvre is probably in a better headspace than me, I can't really be mad. do what you want to do in life is my answer
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Thinking about going out for one last six-pack for fall break. A lil treat for the guy who has treats every day
October 19, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Thinking about going out for one last six-pack for fall break. A lil treat for the guy who has treats every day
I need to get drunk enough so I can forget the previous years of my life up to my birth. Maybe then I will be cured
October 16, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I need to get drunk enough so I can forget the previous years of my life up to my birth. Maybe then I will be cured
no I get it really I feel like this too sometimes
ICYMI — “I don’t think there’s anything that will get me into Heaven. I think I’m not, maybe, Heaven-bound.”
Trump confesses on Air Force One
Trump confesses on Air Force One
October 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
no I get it really I feel like this too sometimes
girlbossed too close to the sun and as I fell I laughed, because I knew that to fall means to have once served cunt
October 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
girlbossed too close to the sun and as I fell I laughed, because I knew that to fall means to have once served cunt
Do anyone else's dreams sometimes feel like visions or is that just me
October 12, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Do anyone else's dreams sometimes feel like visions or is that just me
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Two people will die in the next chapter of your life
October 11, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Two people will die in the next chapter of your life
I love looking back at my old notes and realizing that I accurately predicted my downfall like a couple of months before it actually happened
October 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I love looking back at my old notes and realizing that I accurately predicted my downfall like a couple of months before it actually happened
Nobody has ever asked me to do a spotify blend with them. This is a sign that I have failed as a human being
October 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Nobody has ever asked me to do a spotify blend with them. This is a sign that I have failed as a human being
I'm getting cracked by Fate soon
October 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I'm getting cracked by Fate soon
I have decided to hire someone to track me down and try to kill me so that my life becomes more exciting
October 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I have decided to hire someone to track me down and try to kill me so that my life becomes more exciting