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Coach Monk

@coachmonk.bsky.social

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I fist things and also throw them. 🥊🥋 🏋‍♂️ ISSA Personal Trainer and Nutrition Coach Hrothgar, Monster Hunter, Berserker Class servant, Chef, Dog Magnet. Taken. (He/Him) My page likely staying SFW, the likes, will not.

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Coach Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · Jul 2

I had a little vacay some time ago.

Coach Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 38m

I found it i need someone to mail it to me now haha.

Coach Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 52m

I need it.

Coach Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 1h

I just used this image as a reply to my GenX bf and he will never understand but I am rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.

Coach Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 21h

Me and Anne Tifa go way back actually. We used to skip classes to go get abortions every Thursday, introduce innocent white men to homosexuality and fisting on Mondays and roll huge fat blunts with Bible paper every fucking day.

It's true because I said so.

Coach Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 2d

Both well within scope.

Coach Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 2d

Well hello.

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Coach Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 2d

a woman in a yellow dress says i 'm great why wouldn 't i be

ALT: a woman in a yellow dress says i 'm great why wouldn 't i be

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Coach Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 2d

Oh.

Coach Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 2d

But muh apple 17. 🤪🤪🤪

Coach Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 3d

It was so fun at that specific moment lol.

Coach Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 3d

Maybe almost maxing out the pulldown machine wasn't a good idea while recovering from a muscle tear woop.

Coach Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 3d

People trying to mansplain his DAUGHTER saying "oooh but it's finee its wholesome" is WILD.

Coach Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 4d

AI is the decay of original content and art.

Dr Kat Day (she/her) @chronicleflask.katday.com · 4d

Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔

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Please, just stop sending me AI videos of Dad. Stop believing I wanna see it or that I'll understand, I don't and I won't. If you're just trying to troll me, I've seen way worse, i'll restrict and move on. But please, if you've got any decency, just stop doing this to him and to me, to everyone even, full stop. It's dumb, it's a waste of time and energy, and believe me, it's NOT what he'd want.
To watch the legacies of real people be condensed down to 'this vaguely looks and sounds like them so that's enough,
, just so
other people can churn out horrible TikTok slop puppeteering them is maddening. You're not making art, you're making disgusting, over-processed hotdogs out of the lives of human beings, out of the history of art and music, and then shoving them down someone else's throat hoping they'll give you a little thumbs up and like it.
Gross.

And for the love of EVERYTHING, stop calling it 'the future. Al is just badly recycling and regurgitating the past to be reconsumed. You are taking in the Human Centipede of content, and from the very very end of the line, all while the folks at the front laugh and laugh, consume and consume.

Coach Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 5d

a cartoon of a woman wearing glasses and a green jacket is saying i 'm overcome with emotion .

ALT: a cartoon of a woman wearing glasses and a green jacket is saying i 'm overcome with emotion .

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Coach Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 5d

I will allow it.

Coach Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 5d

People look better with their legs over my shoulders in my experience.

Coach Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 5d

Okok FINE.

Bad bunny is kinda cute and seems cool. Not big on his music but dude is likeable.

Coach Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 5d

I still see you.😂
But now my IG is bugged and I can't see nobody's posts.

Coach Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 6d

He showed ankle.

Coach Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 6d

I think my fren got nuked off IG for being a slut. 😭

Coach Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 6d

a man with sweat on his face is holding his hand up in the air and says `` if he dies , he dies . ''

ALT: a man with sweat on his face is holding his hand up in the air and says `` if he dies , he dies . ''

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Coach Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 7d

Ya'll gay.

Coach Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 6d

OMG

I am at a loss of words to be quite honest.

Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 7d

Absolutely heinous.

Coach Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 7d

Nah not my vibe. Seen it plenty tho.

Coach Monk @coachmonk.bsky.social · 7d

Don't let me stop ya'lls queefing and squelching and whatever else you guys do.