Coach Monk
@coachmonk.bsky.social
I fist things and also throw them. 🥊🥋 🏋♂️
ISSA Personal Trainer and Nutrition Coach
Hrothgar, Monster Hunter, Berserker Class servant, Chef, Dog Magnet. Taken. (He/Him)
My page likely staying SFW, the likes, will not.
ISSA Personal Trainer and Nutrition Coach
Hrothgar, Monster Hunter, Berserker Class servant, Chef, Dog Magnet. Taken. (He/Him)
My page likely staying SFW, the likes, will not.
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No sangivin where im at but I'm thankful for being rad and cool thank you for attention to this matter.
November 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
No sangivin where im at but I'm thankful for being rad and cool thank you for attention to this matter.
Ok I do look like a bit of an ass.😂
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Ok I do look like a bit of an ass.😂
I'll be blocking ANYBODY see following this page. I don't give two fucks if you have been mindlessly gooning and "accidentally followed" because I also hate stupid people. I'm giving you a chance to fix it, or gtfo.
November 26, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I'll be blocking ANYBODY see following this page. I don't give two fucks if you have been mindlessly gooning and "accidentally followed" because I also hate stupid people. I'm giving you a chance to fix it, or gtfo.
Someone called me a malinois in pit bull body and im like. 🧍♂️
November 26, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Someone called me a malinois in pit bull body and im like. 🧍♂️
Idk if I can be friends with a Patagonia vest wearer.
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Idk if I can be friends with a Patagonia vest wearer.
Checking how much balance remaining I got on my face card.
November 23, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Checking how much balance remaining I got on my face card.
Reposted by Coach Monk
It's giving caveman.
November 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
It's giving caveman.
It's giving caveman.
November 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
It's giving caveman.
Don't let nobody tell you tou can't solve your problems with dick.
November 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Don't let nobody tell you tou can't solve your problems with dick.
SILLY CREATURE YOU CAN'T WIN AGAINST ME.
November 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
SILLY CREATURE YOU CAN'T WIN AGAINST ME.
Reviving cuz relevant and she's a queen and always right.
November 15, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Reviving cuz relevant and she's a queen and always right.
Yo cheeto being a throat goat wasn't on my bingo card???? 🤢
November 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Yo cheeto being a throat goat wasn't on my bingo card???? 🤢
Suddenly, I have lots of sons.
I am only 35, boys. You kiddos need to calm down.
Did you get stuck on the washing machine, sport? Let dad help you.
I am only 35, boys. You kiddos need to calm down.
Did you get stuck on the washing machine, sport? Let dad help you.
November 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Suddenly, I have lots of sons.
I am only 35, boys. You kiddos need to calm down.
Did you get stuck on the washing machine, sport? Let dad help you.
I am only 35, boys. You kiddos need to calm down.
Did you get stuck on the washing machine, sport? Let dad help you.
Happy vets day to my moots. 😘
November 11, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Happy vets day to my moots. 😘
Happy birfday to my Dawgs I'm fucking sick of you leave me alone. (jk❤️)
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Happy birfday to my Dawgs I'm fucking sick of you leave me alone. (jk❤️)
I go to the gym sometimes.
November 8, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I go to the gym sometimes.
"You're so funny".
Thank you I was sent to color by myself a lot in school and my favorite flavor of crayon was red.
Thank you I was sent to color by myself a lot in school and my favorite flavor of crayon was red.
November 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"You're so funny".
Thank you I was sent to color by myself a lot in school and my favorite flavor of crayon was red.
Thank you I was sent to color by myself a lot in school and my favorite flavor of crayon was red.
You are a pigeon and you crash into this wat do?
November 5, 2025 at 3:30 PM
You are a pigeon and you crash into this wat do?
In today's news. A fat clumsy pigeon bonked me in the head mid flight, bounced off me and disappeared into the shadow realm. (Some bush) 😭
RIP fat pigeon. o7
RIP fat pigeon. o7
November 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
In today's news. A fat clumsy pigeon bonked me in the head mid flight, bounced off me and disappeared into the shadow realm. (Some bush) 😭
RIP fat pigeon. o7
RIP fat pigeon. o7
Jacinthe's theme makes me want a pokemon game based on the 30s it's an absolute banger.
November 2, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Jacinthe's theme makes me want a pokemon game based on the 30s it's an absolute banger.
For Halloween I was, hyperventilated.
November 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
For Halloween I was, hyperventilated.
...and everyone kept looking at me like I was wearing a costume but I was just leaving the gym.
November 1, 2025 at 4:48 AM
...and everyone kept looking at me like I was wearing a costume but I was just leaving the gym.
Fun little thing I do agree with the Dragon typing. 😂
professorbonsly.itch.io/18types
@softbeef.bsky.social my test now.
professorbonsly.itch.io/18types
@softbeef.bsky.social my test now.
October 31, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Fun little thing I do agree with the Dragon typing. 😂
professorbonsly.itch.io/18types
@softbeef.bsky.social my test now.
professorbonsly.itch.io/18types
@softbeef.bsky.social my test now.
Ppl be getting extra corny for no reason after spending a couple months at the gym like you're picking up circles not going to war, Milton.
October 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Ppl be getting extra corny for no reason after spending a couple months at the gym like you're picking up circles not going to war, Milton.