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i’ll need to think more about it bc my chart is just a piece of paper with biiig “#1: kth” written on it. my only reasoning was: praise is praise for th & a source of uncomplicated joy. but yeah idk! maybe it hits harder for “praise means room for improvement” members as a *kink* (cough jk cough)

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coal @coalmind.bsky.social · 5d

he’s number one-est in my book

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kam⁷ @banginxcypher.bsky.social · 5d

HAS ANYONE CHECKED ON JIMIN

photo of taehyungs NAKED BACK SLUT BASKETBALL SHORTS HANGING LOW OFF HIS WAIST IN THE LOW LIGHT LORD HAVE MERCY

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coal @coalmind.bsky.social · 5d

sorry, taehyung. i can’t move you up on my bts praise-kink-haver ranking no matter how hard you try. you’re already number 1. idk what you want me to do

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coal @coalmind.bsky.social · 6d

the general we is important bc he circled back to his hope for young ppl rather than imposing a direction on women specifically.. i am just..

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coal @coalmind.bsky.social · 6d

i just recalled how NJ was free-associating his way into his thoughts on marriage, but then suddenly said, without deliberation, like it’s something he thinks about often, “women especially” get pressured about childrearing and how we (general we) should live as we choose and i am just…

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coal @coalmind.bsky.social · 6d

he’s just a big puppy 🥹

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coal @coalmind.bsky.social · 6d

oh my god taehyung is so cute. you delightful little weirdo

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coal @coalmind.bsky.social · 6d

idk why but i thought of the saying that goes “speak softly and carry a big stick”
TH would agree but his reasoning would be like, yeah it’s fun carrying a stick and whispering secrets. maybe we can carry it together, even!

coal @coalmind.bsky.social · 6d

taehyung doesn’t say hi back
he says hi only after picking up a tree branch from.. god knows where
then he excitedly talks about eating udon and pistachio croissant later
oh tae don’t ever change

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홉무새 @hopemoosae.bsky.social · 7d

선량배 그려봄👊😇 #jinkook

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coal @coalmind.bsky.social · 6d

he’s charging his namjoon energy

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coal @coalmind.bsky.social · 6d

🐯 i’m here at celine show. after the show ended i’m here filming with daily fashion news
🐯 firstly i’m gonna eat udon and…uh.. i heard pistachio croissant is yummy. i’ll go eat that
🗣️ did you exercise today?
🐯 no. today! this morning, i ran (before i came)

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coal @coalmind.bsky.social · 6d

dbskdjsk the princess wars ended in the happiest place on earth

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coal @coalmind.bsky.social · 6d

sj thinks it’s hiLARIOUS but nj re-commits to love sj forever and ever

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coal @coalmind.bsky.social · 6d

it’s giving, a dog that carries a branch too big for the doorway, happily tries again and again to enter the door, he’s not sure why the humans think this is weird or funny, he’s having the best time!!! don’t they know he has BRANCH?!!!!

coal @coalmind.bsky.social · 6d

taehyung doesn’t say hi back
he says hi only after picking up a tree branch from.. god knows where
then he excitedly talks about eating udon and pistachio croissant later
oh tae don’t ever change

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coal @coalmind.bsky.social · 6d

SJ gets him 2 extremely shiny and big rings that say R, M, saying oh now you can’t lose it bc it has ur name on it
then SJ gets him 3 rings that say J, I, N, saying now if you’re lost ppl have to return you to me
it’s an Elaborate Bit but NJ writes about it in his diary (the entry runs 4 pages)

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coal @coalmind.bsky.social · 6d

taehyung doesn’t say hi back
he says hi only after picking up a tree branch from.. god knows where
then he excitedly talks about eating udon and pistachio croissant later
oh tae don’t ever change

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coal @coalmind.bsky.social · 6d

sj will yell this on top of his lungs while fully believing that wedding rings are just “what people do,” something that means very little to him personally

… he will tell this story every quarter for decades. but yeah, the ring itself? not very important

super tuna enjoyer @definitionofily.borasky.social · 6d

“OH SO OUR MARRIAGE MEANS SO LITTLE TO YOU THAT YOU REPLACED THE BEAUTIFUL DIAMOND RING THAT I GOT YOU DOR YOIR BIRTHDAY??? I GET IT, NO, I UNDERSTAND YOU JUST DON’T LOVE ME ANYMORE AND YOU WANT A DIVORCE!”

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coal @coalmind.bsky.social · 6d

i’m obsessed with taehyung’s short boyish chin and big dumbo ears i am down so bad

sara⁷💫ᵇᵗˢ ʸᵉᵃʳ @hobahope.bsky.social · 6d

the cuteness aggression i'm getting from this little guy

taehyung at the celine show, wearing a brown long suit. he's sitting in a bench and making puppy eyes

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