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super tuna enjoyer
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bts nose enthusiast. typo maker. hope world sun, mono moon, d-2 rising. namgi oracle. graph maker. fic writer. OT7 lover. she/her. 🔞
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Older established idol omega Hoseok who got pregnant by his controversially younger alpha producer boyfriend…..
Don’t make me think abt alternate universe namseok age difference where namjoon is significantly younger than hoseok
January 27, 2026 at 5:26 AM
shhhh let him sleep he's pregnant and the first trimester is really rough :((
January 27, 2026 at 4:50 AM
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ok but imagine this:
January 27, 2026 at 4:31 AM
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may jinkook never stop jinkooking
January 27, 2026 at 4:26 AM
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January 27, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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jk knew who he was from a very young age (he lost that on purpose didn’t he…)
🐥 so, we should probably start by deciding who’s “it”
🐯 yup!
🐰 rock paper scissors!
🐥🐯 if you don’t shoot, you lose! rock paper scissors! 🪨🪨
🐰 rock paper scissors…? ✂️
🐯 yay!!! you’re it!!
🐥 is he a dummy?
🐥 let’s cover (his) eyes!
🐯 ok!
🐥 we’ve removed any obstacles
🐰 can’t/can (you) do it hard*
January 27, 2026 at 4:06 AM
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🐥 so, we should probably start by deciding who’s “it”
🐯 yup!
🐰 rock paper scissors!
🐥🐯 if you don’t shoot, you lose! rock paper scissors! 🪨🪨
🐰 rock paper scissors…? ✂️
🐯 yay!!! you’re it!!
🐥 is he a dummy?
🐥 let’s cover (his) eyes!
🐯 ok!
🐥 we’ve removed any obstacles
🐰 can’t/can (you) do it hard*
January 27, 2026 at 4:05 AM
ESTEEMED COLLEAGUE
JK:

lowkey a big nagger. goes hand in hand with him being a yapper (see my esteemed colleague’s findings attached)

his nagging is an extension of his stream(er) of consciousness style yapping. he doesn’t realize he’s doing it

sure, a part of him *likes* to beg, but that’s neither here nor there
ARE BTS YAPPERS

Namjoon: yapper who has trained himself to turn it off at will
Seokjin: yapper tendencies but not full yapper
Yoongi: yapper, unaware
Hoseok: he's a talker, not a yapper
Jimin: can yap on occassion Taehyung: not a yapper
Jungkook: yapper in chief
January 27, 2026 at 4:07 AM
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do bts nag or beg?: a very unserious thread

(going clockwise)
January 27, 2026 at 3:22 AM
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Also, even if the majority of ICE pull out of MN we are still going to need to be there for our neighbours, organizing and protecting them. Because ICE will continue to have a presence and will still do evil things.
January 27, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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this white blonde nj had so much power and he knew it
I invite you to watch this clip and focus only on Namjoon’s eyebrows. You’re welcome.
January 24, 2026 at 10:33 AM
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like,
he really REALLY knew it

white blonde namjoon
the man that you are…
January 27, 2026 at 2:05 AM
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I don’t think we should be using words like “innocent” or “US citizen” or “bystander” or things like that because — what if someone was an undocumented immigrant with a criminal record? Would they deserve this? No one deserves to be executed on the street in cold blood.
January 24, 2026 at 5:37 PM
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The people of Minnesota did that. Not Schumer and Jeffries, not Walz and Frey, not the standard-bearers of decorum. The People.
January 27, 2026 at 12:42 AM
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🐥do u know how to debone a mackerel? u want me to do it for u?
🐯yeah do it for me!
🐥ah must i do it for my TH-ie?
🐰no, TH-hyung knows how but he’s being lazy
🐥yeah? i won’t do it then
🐯no no idk how! do it for me. hurryyy how do u do it?!
🐥*does it badly*
🐯go, go! take this
🐰…why’d u destroy it?
January 27, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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NJ: chooses 5y.o JM. JM teases him: is he sure? NJ is tempted but JM goes w/ 5y.o bc 1 JM can overwhelm NJ just fine

NJ will NEVER shut up abt how CUTE baby JM is. he's also DEEPLY moved by what a kind, mature kid JM was. JM knows & puts his Adult desire (putting a baby in NJ) on hold …for 48hrs
January 26, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Jimin was abt to eat him
this jihope is distressing in general but what gets me the most is how, as soon as HS touches his head, 19y.o jm automatically tilts his head and instantly puts his hand up hs’s back
January 27, 2026 at 12:38 AM
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this jihope is distressing in general but what gets me the most is how, as soon as HS touches his head, 19y.o jm automatically tilts his head and instantly puts his hand up hs’s back
January 27, 2026 at 12:27 AM
THEY CLOSED CAMPUS TOMORROW HUZZAH
January 26, 2026 at 11:52 PM
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bizarrely Ashley St. Clair seems to be actually interested in this—taking her name off her transphobic book, letting queer people interrogate her, apologizing in frank and unsparing terms, dishing all the dirt she legally can, asking for guidance on how to atone—and people are less mad at her for it
one of the reasons everybody hates late arrivals from the right or even the center is they're all weepy little idiots who want to be coddled and forgiven and make it everybody else's problem. shut up, figure out how to help fix what you broke, and stop writing thinkpieces
January 26, 2026 at 6:48 PM
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puzzle games like tetris are repeatedly proven to help with ptsd, both in the moment and then when triggered

this is your nudge to stop doom scrolling and go beat some levels on your game
January 26, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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Seokjin is always being hunted by one maknae or the other. The man is fighting for his life.
January 26, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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Reminded 2,087 that the character of Ilya Rozanov is specifically (and eventually loudly and enthusiastically$ bisexual, as is François Arnaud, the actor who plays Scott Hunter.

I see and hear a LOT of biphobia around bi men everywhere, including bsky and irl so reminder.
December 30, 2025 at 3:13 PM
The way I can see modern jinkook the directly opposite reactions, like Jungkook would be intensely grabbing Jin and going for it and Jin would be slapping his shoulders and awkwardly squawk laughing and trying to push him off with bright red ears
January 26, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Instagram is trying to indoctrinate me into txt and idk if it’s working per sae but I’m certainly fascinated by whatever the hell is wrong with soobin
January 26, 2026 at 8:23 PM