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📌 the Jimin photo is because that’s how I got my username
🐯 yup!
🐰 rock paper scissors!
🐥🐯 if you don’t shoot, you lose! rock paper scissors! 🪨🪨
🐰 rock paper scissors…? ✂️
🐯 yay!!! you’re it!!
🐥 is he a dummy?
🐥 let’s cover (his) eyes!
🐯 ok!
🐥 we’ve removed any obstacles
🐰 can’t/can (you) do it hard*
🐯 yup!
🐰 rock paper scissors!
🐥🐯 if you don’t shoot, you lose! rock paper scissors! 🪨🪨
🐰 rock paper scissors…? ✂️
🐯 yay!!! you’re it!!
🐥 is he a dummy?
🐥 let’s cover (his) eyes!
🐯 ok!
🐥 we’ve removed any obstacles
🐰 can’t/can (you) do it hard*
🐯 yup!
🐰 rock paper scissors!
🐥🐯 if you don’t shoot, you lose! rock paper scissors! 🪨🪨
🐰 rock paper scissors…? ✂️
🐯 yay!!! you’re it!!
🐥 is he a dummy?
🐥 let’s cover (his) eyes!
🐯 ok!
🐥 we’ve removed any obstacles
🐰 can’t/can (you) do it hard*
lowkey a big nagger. goes hand in hand with him being a yapper (see my esteemed colleague’s findings attached)
his nagging is an extension of his stream(er) of consciousness style yapping. he doesn’t realize he’s doing it
sure, a part of him *likes* to beg, but that’s neither here nor there
Namjoon: yapper who has trained himself to turn it off at will
Seokjin: yapper tendencies but not full yapper
Yoongi: yapper, unaware
Hoseok: he's a talker, not a yapper
Jimin: can yap on occassion Taehyung: not a yapper
Jungkook: yapper in chief
(going clockwise)
(going clockwise)
he really REALLY knew it
white blonde namjoon
the man that you are…
he really REALLY knew it
white blonde namjoon
the man that you are…
🐯yeah do it for me!
🐥ah must i do it for my TH-ie?
🐰no, TH-hyung knows how but he’s being lazy
🐥yeah? i won’t do it then
🐯no no idk how! do it for me. hurryyy how do u do it?!
🐥*does it badly*
🐯go, go! take this
🐰…why’d u destroy it?
🐯yeah do it for me!
🐥ah must i do it for my TH-ie?
🐰no, TH-hyung knows how but he’s being lazy
🐥yeah? i won’t do it then
🐯no no idk how! do it for me. hurryyy how do u do it?!
🐥*does it badly*
🐯go, go! take this
🐰…why’d u destroy it?
NJ will NEVER shut up abt how CUTE baby JM is. he's also DEEPLY moved by what a kind, mature kid JM was. JM knows & puts his Adult desire (putting a baby in NJ) on hold …for 48hrs
NJ will NEVER shut up abt how CUTE baby JM is. he's also DEEPLY moved by what a kind, mature kid JM was. JM knows & puts his Adult desire (putting a baby in NJ) on hold …for 48hrs
this is your nudge to stop doom scrolling and go beat some levels on your game
this is your nudge to stop doom scrolling and go beat some levels on your game
I see and hear a LOT of biphobia around bi men everywhere, including bsky and irl so reminder.
I see and hear a LOT of biphobia around bi men everywhere, including bsky and irl so reminder.