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Namjoon’s Big Brains ⁷ @mygchopsticks.bsky.social · Jun 28

Frank the golden retriever laying on his back in grass. The grass has little white flowers. Very Namjoon-ish.

Blond Namjoon laying in grass, wearing a white tee shirt. The grass has little white daisies. He is wearing a white mask.

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Namjoon’s Big Brains ⁷ @mygchopsticks.bsky.social · 4h

Oh haha just saw this. Welp, good luck, coward (lovingly)

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Namjoon’s Big Brains ⁷ @mygchopsticks.bsky.social · 4h

I’ve been thinking about this. You have to do it, because it will be so fun for them ow arch you give it. The ppt doesn’t have to go THERE, it could just be general and fun and funny and ok if there’s a hot tub slide in the deck, well, they did do that, so that’s on them and you just report facts.

Namjoon’s Big Brains ⁷ @mygchopsticks.bsky.social · 7h

It’s a video — and I guess it’s morphed into a bunch of other stuff, including a Roblox game. Just people morphing fruits/veggies and animals (maybe all monkeys/apes)? I watched about 12 seconds of it and was like “ok it was hilarious for the first half.” 😆

Namjoon’s Big Brains ⁷ @mygchopsticks.bsky.social · 7h

Also… they were in 3rd grade & none of them have phones so my kids’ friends would watch the videos at home (AI crap) then have their parents PRINT THEM on paper and bring them to school to share with each other. The slowest meme transmission. 😂🙃 But the names are hilarious. Chimpanzini Bananini?!

Namjoon’s Big Brains ⁷ @mygchopsticks.bsky.social · 7h

Oh nooooo… my kids gave me one small dose of Italian Brainrot months ago and now I’m like that little French pineapple character looks like “Shimpanzini Bananini, Orangutini Ananasini!” 😭😭😭

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Namjoon’s Big Brains ⁷ @mygchopsticks.bsky.social · 8h

Anyway I respect the hustle but also shhhhhhhh.

Namjoon’s Big Brains ⁷ @mygchopsticks.bsky.social · 8h

Also he’s in his 20s and using speaker phone and I really thought that move was for old men. We all know his business. (He’s even naming the rapper who wouldn’t hop on his BEATS. So I guess w ek of their business, too.)

Namjoon’s Big Brains ⁷ @mygchopsticks.bsky.social · 8h

Sitting next to a loud music producer here at LAX, and these people did not buy his BEATS. He played beat after beat for them and they wouldn’t hop on!

Namjoon’s Big Brains ⁷ @mygchopsticks.bsky.social · 9h

Sorry everyone, but a man who tucks his shirt into his chonis* will not be doing a chonis only photoshoot.

* chonis / chonies = slang for undies in Spanish / LA Spanglish.

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🎃Ten 🍂 @andanteg.bsky.social · 1d

Since clarz has me by the Namseok balls today...
hey remember when Namjoon stopped after "Wildflower" at Rolling Hall to say, "Makes me miss j-hope. I just miss him." hey remember when they wore lock and key necklaces at the JITB party. hey remember Repair Sonyeondon they'll fix our hearts 😭

Two black & white stills of Namjoon from his Rolling Hall Live concert for the release of _Indigo_, taken right after he finished singing his title track "Wildflower." He has a sort of patchy jean jacket on, a mic in his left hand and a water bottle in his right. Across the bottom of the left still it says, "Makes me miss j-hope." Across the bottom of the right still it says, "No, I just miss him..."
All credit to Ithinkhobiknows on Tumblr for this post that strung together needed stills: https://www.tumblr.com/ithinkhobiknows/782349104330244096/theyre-best-friends-your-honour-94z-things?source=share

A pair of full color pair of photos from j-hope's Jack in the Box Listening Party. On the left is Namjoon with long black hair, frame tilted up to the right, a big bright smile on his face with his eyes closed. He has on a Paris Balenciaga shirt and a large, obvious key hangs from a necklace around his neck.
On the right is j-hope, also with black longish hair, head tilted back to the left and face looking up to the right. He's dressed in an oversized button down jean-like shirt with a darker shirt underneath, holding a champagne flute in one delicate, beringed hand with some liquid in it. Hanging down is a necklace with a large heart lock pendant on it, the silvery heart shape shown clearly against j-hope's dark undershirt.
All credit to Ithinkhobiknows on Tumblr for this post that strung together needed stills: https://www.tumblr.com/ithinkhobiknows/782349104330244096/theyre-best-friends-your-honour-94z-things?source=share.

A screenshot from one of the PTD behinds, showing a shorter and lighter haired Namjoon with a pair of oversized safety glasses on his face perched on a white protective mask. He has on what looks like a jumpsuit top, a necklace made of wire chainlinks, and a colorful, lower cut top. Perched on his left shoulder with dark haired glee is Hoseok, dark hair askew, also wearing oversized safety glasses, these perched over a black protective mask. He is also wearing what looks like jumpsuit, delicate hand splayed over Namjoon's right shoulder, showing off a broad silver bracelet. Both are obviously smiling.
Credit to agustrkiveonig on Tumblr for the image: https://www.tumblr.com/agustrkiveonig/781059364803969024/i-thinkwe-as-a-society-dont-talk-enough-about?source=share

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Namjoon’s Big Brains ⁷ @mygchopsticks.bsky.social · 2d

The sound on this video is perfection.

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Noodle Soop 💜 🇨🇦 @noodlesoop.bsky.social · 2d

Just casually walking around because no one would question a masterpiece at the Louvre.

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Namjoon’s Big Brains ⁷ @mygchopsticks.bsky.social · 2d

I was there. They did it on camera. Danced over the security system’s laser beams and everything.

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💜HighLiketheMoon💜 @bangtanbobaebae.bsky.social · 2d

Who robbed the Louvre?

j-hope aka Jay in a screen grab from the new LaSerrafim MV teaser.

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Namjoon’s Big Brains ⁷ @mygchopsticks.bsky.social · 2d

Get it get it get it

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Emily⁷ @emyunks.bsky.social · 2d

Same guy

J-hope of BTS from Le Sserafim's The Kick teaser. He's wearing a black vneck sweater, black leather pants with lots of zips, and a two-buckle corset belt. He is accessorize by black fingerless gloves, black mirrored wraparound shades. And slicked back hair. He looks like a sexy Matrix guy.

J-hope of BTS from his latest instagram dump, wearing a Human Made outfit featuring a white denim jacket, khaki pants, and a brown hoodie that says Pokémon Made featuring Farfetch'd (a duck pokemon) wielding a leek. He is also wielding a leek with a fierce fighting face and stance, of sorts.

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Namjoon’s Big Brains ⁷ @mygchopsticks.bsky.social · 3d

(We may or may not be making similar posters tonight over here. 😏 Just not giving our new govt minders the benefit of seeing them.)

Namjoon’s Big Brains ⁷ @mygchopsticks.bsky.social · 3d

Poster idea 2: HUNTRIX with their weapons, text: let’s kick out this jerk and seal the Honmoon!

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Namjoon’s Big Brains ⁷ @mygchopsticks.bsky.social · 3d

Poster idea 1 for tomorrow: Mia and Zooey on the couch in their robes, chilling, when Rumi emerges from behind in her Golden outfit, but replace Rumi with a stupid looking aspiring dictator, and write “I’d rather be on my couch couch couch but I have to fight this bozo again.”+

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a poem for small things @brightlycrying.bsky.social · 9d

Locals who don’t get it: Everything idols say is scripted, and designed to emotionally manipulate you.

Tae responding to heartfelt ARMY confessions: Can we please focus on the real issue? which is how my wings don’t come with enough sauce

TK (BTS.사랑해) @btstkfkdgo.bsky.social · 10d

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Namjoon’s Big Brains ⁷ @mygchopsticks.bsky.social · 4d

Oh I’m so sorry to see this. 😔

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7purplestarseed.bsky.social @7purplestarseed.bsky.social · 4d

#BTSARMY it’s Breast Cancer Awareness Month.

Here is a reminder of how to check 🎀
#BreastCancerAwarenessMonth

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Namjoon’s Big Brains ⁷ @mygchopsticks.bsky.social · 5d

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Namjoon’s Big Brains ⁷ @mygchopsticks.bsky.social · 5d

Oh sorry — it sends you to a website that tries to upsell you, but you can just take it as an auditor (on the upselling site) for free!

I’m sure the MOOC stuff has changed since I last looked at it, but I think there are plenty of free options out there. Sandel’s class is famous, though.

Namjoon’s Big Brains ⁷ @mygchopsticks.bsky.social · 5d

*lots of them. ☺️