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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier
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🔞 MINORS DNF/DNI | she/her | 40s | bi | Yoonkook biased & OT7 4ever | #btsfics writer & reader | multi fan acct 🔞

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I need to suffocate in his armpits. Breathe my last breath inhaling the scent of his armpit hair.
November 26, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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Solidarity with @teamsters.bsky.social , who sanctioned our strike nationwide and won't be delivering food, picking up trash, or bringing packages across picket lines! ✊🔥

#NoContractNoCoffee
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Merry, bright & gay ornaments ✨🌈🎄

[ #cuteart #artshop ]
November 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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those of you who are afraid of aging, please understand that one of the huge blessings of middle age is arriving at this exact station
We gotta normalize responding to bullshit with "dude who fucking cares"
October 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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🐺 wild love

♡ jungkook x ot6
♡ explicit 🔞
♡ chapter 2/3, 21.1k
♡ commission for @minnieislovee
♡ werewolves | polyamorous pack | falling in love

♡ jungkook is enjoying his quiet, albeit lonely life, until one day he rescues a wolf
November 26, 2025 at 2:34 AM
*chanting*

boy hips boy hips boy hips boy hips boy hips boy hips boy hips boy hips boy hips boy hips boy hips boy hips boy hips boy hips boy hips boy hips boy hips boy hips boy hips boy hips boy hips boy hips boy hips boy hips boy hips
Stray Kids "Do It" Dance Practice Video (Black Swan Ver.)
YouTube video by Stray Kids
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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I just think it would be neat if turkeys used the same technique to draw us
November 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
time to rage watch polar express. i don't know why this has become a holiday season tradition for us, but i swear we do it every year now.
a man and a child are standing in front of a train and the man says this is the polar express .
Alt: a man and a child are standing in front of a train and the man says this is the polar express .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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I don’t recommend yelling “more vulgar” repeatedly in your boss’ office
November 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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what a gorgeous man holy shit
Why don't I have my own pretty, fluffy haired, tatted up, chef Jungkook? Where can I order one?
November 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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In Morrow County, healthy adults were coming down with unexplained medical conditions, including diseases that usually afflicted the elderly.

In a survey of 30 homes, at least 25 miscarriages and a half dozen people living with one kidney were reported.

🔗 www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
November 25, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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A very limited amount of in stocks of the BTS We Are Forever Bulletproof keychains will be available in my shop this Friday November 28th at 11am eastern

⭐️ 2.5” Acrylic Charm Keychain
⭐️ Double Sided
⭐️ Heart shaped purple clasp
⭐️ $12usd + shipping
⭐️ yelhsaart.etsy.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Friendly reminder that striking workers are asking you not to patronize ANY Starbucks store.

If you're traveling this week, your airport definitely has other options. Zero reason to even think about crossing a picket line!
November 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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It hits different when they're arresting white women. They signed up to terrorize Black and brown people.
“We’ve tried to not have to do it, but we've got direct orders,” the masked ICE agents told them www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/i...
November 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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TWICE - Dahyun

#kpop #k-pop #twice #dahyun
November 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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INPRNT is having its holiday sale and everything in my gallery is 35% OFF! Support a small artist this holiday season! #sale #shopsmall #aishaincolor

www.inprnt.com/gallery/aish...
November 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Hoseok's tiddies do deserve to be immortalized in embroidery 💯
Commission WIP hoop I'll be working on:
Jimin_who, embroidery brooch 🐥
Hobi_ Hobipalooza KIG embroidery brooch🐿
Namjoon_ LYS:Answer embroidery brooch 🐨
November 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Commission WIP hoop I'll be working on:
Jimin_who, embroidery brooch 🐥
Hobi_ Hobipalooza KIG embroidery brooch🐿
Namjoon_ LYS:Answer embroidery brooch 🐨
November 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
The Secretary of Defense, ladies and gentlemen
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
1. I follow lots of writers who churning out works constantly and I follow them, because I want to know more about them. Interact with folks, post WIP Wednesday clips, share your thoughts on new/old Bangtan things. Be yourself!
Hello lovely moots <3

I want to make this account the best it can be, and I would actually fall on my knees for a peak into your thoughts. What draws you to a writer on social media?

I'm but a small account, but even if you see this randomly on the tl, please share your thoughts!
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Yunho, take the hoodie all the way off, so I can get the FULL armpit experience
the thoughts i'm having would shock my puritan ancestors out of their graves
November 25, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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the thoughts i'm having would shock my puritan ancestors out of their graves
November 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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narrator: 50 years ago...

me: [nods] in 1945

narrator: in 1975...

me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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why roses have thorns

♡ Mature
♡ 12.2k (ongoing)
♡ Tags: Beauty and the Beast retelling, Witches, Magic, Slow Burn

🔗: ao3.org/works/743312...

#btsfests #btsfics #jinkook
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
There's so many famous voices in The American Revolution, but I didn't freak out until I heard Michael Greyeyes as Joseph Brant. My crush on Michael Greyeyes knows no bounds. That man is fine as hell 🥵
November 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM