audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier
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🔞 MINORS DNF/DNI | she/her | 40s | bi | Yoonkook biased & OT7 4ever | #btsfics writer & reader | multi fan acct 🔞
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what a gorgeous man holy shit
Why don't I have my own pretty, fluffy haired, tatted up, chef Jungkook? Where can I order one?
November 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
what a gorgeous man holy shit
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In Morrow County, healthy adults were coming down with unexplained medical conditions, including diseases that usually afflicted the elderly.
In a survey of 30 homes, at least 25 miscarriages and a half dozen people living with one kidney were reported.
🔗 www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
In a survey of 30 homes, at least 25 miscarriages and a half dozen people living with one kidney were reported.
🔗 www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
November 25, 2025 at 1:39 AM
In Morrow County, healthy adults were coming down with unexplained medical conditions, including diseases that usually afflicted the elderly.
In a survey of 30 homes, at least 25 miscarriages and a half dozen people living with one kidney were reported.
🔗 www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
In a survey of 30 homes, at least 25 miscarriages and a half dozen people living with one kidney were reported.
🔗 www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
Oh, these are gorgeous!!!! Need to set myself a reminder, so I don't miss out.
November 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Oh, these are gorgeous!!!! Need to set myself a reminder, so I don't miss out.
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A very limited amount of in stocks of the BTS We Are Forever Bulletproof keychains will be available in my shop this Friday November 28th at 11am eastern
⭐️ 2.5” Acrylic Charm Keychain
⭐️ Double Sided
⭐️ Heart shaped purple clasp
⭐️ $12usd + shipping
⭐️ yelhsaart.etsy.com
⭐️ 2.5” Acrylic Charm Keychain
⭐️ Double Sided
⭐️ Heart shaped purple clasp
⭐️ $12usd + shipping
⭐️ yelhsaart.etsy.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
A very limited amount of in stocks of the BTS We Are Forever Bulletproof keychains will be available in my shop this Friday November 28th at 11am eastern
⭐️ 2.5” Acrylic Charm Keychain
⭐️ Double Sided
⭐️ Heart shaped purple clasp
⭐️ $12usd + shipping
⭐️ yelhsaart.etsy.com
⭐️ 2.5” Acrylic Charm Keychain
⭐️ Double Sided
⭐️ Heart shaped purple clasp
⭐️ $12usd + shipping
⭐️ yelhsaart.etsy.com
Happy to help!
November 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Happy to help!
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Friendly reminder that striking workers are asking you not to patronize ANY Starbucks store.
If you're traveling this week, your airport definitely has other options. Zero reason to even think about crossing a picket line!
If you're traveling this week, your airport definitely has other options. Zero reason to even think about crossing a picket line!
November 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Friendly reminder that striking workers are asking you not to patronize ANY Starbucks store.
If you're traveling this week, your airport definitely has other options. Zero reason to even think about crossing a picket line!
If you're traveling this week, your airport definitely has other options. Zero reason to even think about crossing a picket line!
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It hits different when they're arresting white women. They signed up to terrorize Black and brown people.
“We’ve tried to not have to do it, but we've got direct orders,” the masked ICE agents told them www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/i...
November 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
It hits different when they're arresting white women. They signed up to terrorize Black and brown people.
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November 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I support you in this mission
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I support you in this mission
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INPRNT is having its holiday sale and everything in my gallery is 35% OFF! Support a small artist this holiday season! #sale #shopsmall #aishaincolor
www.inprnt.com/gallery/aish...
www.inprnt.com/gallery/aish...
November 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
INPRNT is having its holiday sale and everything in my gallery is 35% OFF! Support a small artist this holiday season! #sale #shopsmall #aishaincolor
www.inprnt.com/gallery/aish...
www.inprnt.com/gallery/aish...
Hoseok's tiddies do deserve to be immortalized in embroidery 💯
Commission WIP hoop I'll be working on:
Jimin_who, embroidery brooch 🐥
Hobi_ Hobipalooza KIG embroidery brooch🐿
Namjoon_ LYS:Answer embroidery brooch 🐨
Jimin_who, embroidery brooch 🐥
Hobi_ Hobipalooza KIG embroidery brooch🐿
Namjoon_ LYS:Answer embroidery brooch 🐨
November 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Hoseok's tiddies do deserve to be immortalized in embroidery 💯
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Commission WIP hoop I'll be working on:
Jimin_who, embroidery brooch 🐥
Hobi_ Hobipalooza KIG embroidery brooch🐿
Namjoon_ LYS:Answer embroidery brooch 🐨
Jimin_who, embroidery brooch 🐥
Hobi_ Hobipalooza KIG embroidery brooch🐿
Namjoon_ LYS:Answer embroidery brooch 🐨
November 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Commission WIP hoop I'll be working on:
Jimin_who, embroidery brooch 🐥
Hobi_ Hobipalooza KIG embroidery brooch🐿
Namjoon_ LYS:Answer embroidery brooch 🐨
Jimin_who, embroidery brooch 🐥
Hobi_ Hobipalooza KIG embroidery brooch🐿
Namjoon_ LYS:Answer embroidery brooch 🐨
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First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
It should read "who are not churning out works constantly"
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
It should read "who are not churning out works constantly"
3. I rarely unfollow people once I'm invested in them, so there's little that makes me decide to nope out of someone's account if I like them/their writing.
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
3. I rarely unfollow people once I'm invested in them, so there's little that makes me decide to nope out of someone's account if I like them/their writing.
2. It can be fun to keep up with how you're doing on a WIP, but I don't need that. Maybe just a thread with updated word count or little cannon/backstory ideas. Nothing that stresses you out though. Make it fun and not more work.
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
2. It can be fun to keep up with how you're doing on a WIP, but I don't need that. Maybe just a thread with updated word count or little cannon/backstory ideas. Nothing that stresses you out though. Make it fun and not more work.
1. I follow lots of writers who churning out works constantly and I follow them, because I want to know more about them. Interact with folks, post WIP Wednesday clips, share your thoughts on new/old Bangtan things. Be yourself!
Hello lovely moots <3
I want to make this account the best it can be, and I would actually fall on my knees for a peak into your thoughts. What draws you to a writer on social media?
I'm but a small account, but even if you see this randomly on the tl, please share your thoughts!
I want to make this account the best it can be, and I would actually fall on my knees for a peak into your thoughts. What draws you to a writer on social media?
I'm but a small account, but even if you see this randomly on the tl, please share your thoughts!
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
1. I follow lots of writers who churning out works constantly and I follow them, because I want to know more about them. Interact with folks, post WIP Wednesday clips, share your thoughts on new/old Bangtan things. Be yourself!
Yunho, take the hoodie all the way off, so I can get the FULL armpit experience
the thoughts i'm having would shock my puritan ancestors out of their graves
November 25, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Yunho, take the hoodie all the way off, so I can get the FULL armpit experience
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the thoughts i'm having would shock my puritan ancestors out of their graves
November 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
the thoughts i'm having would shock my puritan ancestors out of their graves
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narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
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why roses have thorns
♡ Mature
♡ 12.2k (ongoing)
♡ Tags: Beauty and the Beast retelling, Witches, Magic, Slow Burn
🔗: ao3.org/works/743312...
#btsfests #btsfics #jinkook
♡ Mature
♡ 12.2k (ongoing)
♡ Tags: Beauty and the Beast retelling, Witches, Magic, Slow Burn
🔗: ao3.org/works/743312...
#btsfests #btsfics #jinkook
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
why roses have thorns
♡ Mature
♡ 12.2k (ongoing)
♡ Tags: Beauty and the Beast retelling, Witches, Magic, Slow Burn
🔗: ao3.org/works/743312...
#btsfests #btsfics #jinkook
♡ Mature
♡ 12.2k (ongoing)
♡ Tags: Beauty and the Beast retelling, Witches, Magic, Slow Burn
🔗: ao3.org/works/743312...
#btsfests #btsfics #jinkook
There's so many famous voices in The American Revolution, but I didn't freak out until I heard Michael Greyeyes as Joseph Brant. My crush on Michael Greyeyes knows no bounds. That man is fine as hell 🥵
November 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
There's so many famous voices in The American Revolution, but I didn't freak out until I heard Michael Greyeyes as Joseph Brant. My crush on Michael Greyeyes knows no bounds. That man is fine as hell 🥵
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Bat those eyelashes bb
This man would bat his gorgeous brown eyes at me once and I'd be a goner. How does anyone resist this face?!
November 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Bat those eyelashes bb
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Alright, here we go again.
Any "zoomed in" pic you see of our beloved lil' meow meow from Namjoon's ig story is a completely guesstimated AI fabrication. No need for lengthy explanations: there simply isn't enough information in the pixels to deduce or reconstruct his face in an accurate manner.
Any "zoomed in" pic you see of our beloved lil' meow meow from Namjoon's ig story is a completely guesstimated AI fabrication. No need for lengthy explanations: there simply isn't enough information in the pixels to deduce or reconstruct his face in an accurate manner.
November 24, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Alright, here we go again.
Any "zoomed in" pic you see of our beloved lil' meow meow from Namjoon's ig story is a completely guesstimated AI fabrication. No need for lengthy explanations: there simply isn't enough information in the pixels to deduce or reconstruct his face in an accurate manner.
Any "zoomed in" pic you see of our beloved lil' meow meow from Namjoon's ig story is a completely guesstimated AI fabrication. No need for lengthy explanations: there simply isn't enough information in the pixels to deduce or reconstruct his face in an accurate manner.
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