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🔞 MINORS DNF/DNI | she/her | 40s | bi | Yoonkook biased & OT7 4ever | #btsfics writer & reader | multi fan acct 🔞 i'm btsaudge in all the places (ao3, twitter, tumblr, discord)

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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.bsky.social · Oct 17

💗 Welcome! I'm Audge 💗

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Mount St. Helens in 1980 @mountsthelens1980.bsky.social · 7h

#MSH45 | Richard Lasher
You've been at a job long enough to know a decent colleague to chat with.

The more you get to know them, the more they share. What's fact or fiction? You don't know, but you listen.

Then there's one story that's so over the top—a bona fide lie. But then, a photo appears.

A red Ford Pinto hatchback angles across a narrow gravel forest service road, a blue enduro motorcycle on a rear hitch carrier. Tall firs frame the view. Beyond them, a towering ash cloud from a pyroclastic density flow billows skyward. Photo by Richard Kent Lasher, May 18, 1980.

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héla 🌙 @helaboo.bsky.social · 18h

babe wake up new ck x dior contract dropped

audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.bsky.social · 6h

good for him

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akisguns archives @akisgunsarchives.bsky.social · 7h

when they cum from eating pussy and just groan and pant into it

audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.bsky.social · 9h

I survived. I predict half our student body will not be at school tomorrow...

audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.bsky.social · 9h

jackson just wants to know, because he's down either way 😏

emotional SWAMP GOBLIN✨ @jksgmeveryone.bsky.social · 11h

I CANT KEEP LIVING LIKE THIS

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oks ⁷🪻art @insights-png.bsky.social · 10h

‎long time no inks! ᝰ🖋️ˎˊ˗.𖥔 ݁ ˖

‎⁦‪#jungkook‬⁩

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404 Media @404media.co · 15h

BREAKING: A catastrophic breach has impacted Discord user data including selfies and identity documents uploaded as part of the app’s verification process, email addresses, phone numbers, approximately where the user lives, and much more.

🔗 www.404media.co/the-discord-...

The Discord Hack is Every Users’ Worst Nightmare

A hack impacting Discord’s age verification process shows in stark terms the risk of tech companies collecting users’ ID documents. Now the hackers are posting peoples’ IDs and other sensitive informa...

www.404media.co

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yrrweg⁷🦢 @yrrweg.bsky.social · 14h

Sleep well, Namjoon 💜

#SweetDreamsNamjoon #BT21 #BTSFanart

A little illustration of Koya (a blue Koala that Namjoon of BTS created) lying on the floor, sleeping. This image was painted with acrylic markers so Koya's body is a light blue with the outline having some variations from almost purple to a darker blue. Koya's nose is purple, and I gave them little pink blushies

audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.bsky.social · 19h

Today is all things homecoming in our building, so 🤞🏻 I survive the day.

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anything kpop and more ✅ @akpop.likes.earth · 2d

Ejae, Rei Ami, Audrey Nuna's reaction to "Golden" just went platinum.

audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.bsky.social · 1d

[Concert Information]
- Concert Title: #RUNSEOKJIN_EP.TOUR_ENCORE
- When: 7 pm, Friday, October 31 / 6:30 pm, Saturday, November 1, 2025 (KST)

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Emily⁷ @emyunks.bsky.social · 1d

What they like

Titty: hs, nj, yg, sj
Booty: jk, jm
Yes: th

What they are

Titty: hs, jk, nj, th (🤨)
Booty: yg, jm
Lol: sj

audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.bsky.social · 1d

Okay, incredibly important round of Who In Bangtan? Tell me, how do you sort the Tannies if these are your two categories? #WIB

Gold starburst stylized sticker that says CERTIFIED TITTY BOY at the center.

Purple starburst stylized sticker that says CERTIFIED BOOTY BOY at the center.

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JKeeEyyhH 🤟🏻👅❤️‍🔥🥀 @oursummer-ends.bsky.social · 2d

🐰🐿️🍑💦🏁👅❤️
(For subkoo fest)

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foxxcub 🍓 @foxxcub.bsky.social · 1d

titty boys: nj, jk, th
booty boys: yg (duh), sj, jm, hs

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Jacob Soboroff @jacobsoboroff.bsky.social · 1d

Michigan Avenue right now.

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hals @poetaureate.bsky.social · 1d

Certified Titty Boy: Hobi, Jimin, Seokjin, Tae

Certified Booty Boy: JK, Yoongi, Namjoon, also Tae

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jjwustine⁷ •ᴗ• @seokjinzero.bsky.social · 1d

I feel like NamJin enjoy tits, maknae line enjoy ass, SOPE are greedy lmao

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jules⁷ 😘🌙 @worldwideclavicles.bsky.social · 1d

hmmmm i think hobi and jk are titty men, and everyone else ass men personally

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em 🖤 @blueandgrey77.bsky.social · 1d

and what they themselves are:

titty boy: nj, sj, hs, th

booty boy: yg, jm, jk

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em 🖤 @blueandgrey77.bsky.social · 1d

hmm ok so what they like in someone else:

titty boy: sj, hs, jk

booty boy: nj, yg, jm, th, also jk (he can’t choose)

audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.bsky.social · 1d

thank you for both lists! i'm with you.

audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.bsky.social · 1d

Perfect!

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b⁷.⋆☆🌙° three days until jiminie's bday °🌙☆ @daegukboyz.bsky.social · 1d

add some kill bill sirens and this is jungkook whenever he finds out namjoon and jimin are hanging out 🚨

ra✨️ @goyeop.bsky.social · 1d

he's so unintentionally funny i've been laughing at this clip all day 😭

audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.bsky.social · 1d

Why not give us both of your lists? (You know I love a list!)