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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.bsky.social · Oct 17

💗 Welcome! I'm Audge 💗

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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.bsky.social · 5h

This is brilliant and the thought will haunt me for the rest of the day 😳

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studiowanwan ❤️ shop open! @studiowanwan.bsky.social · 14h

daily reminder ✏️
#btsart
#minimoni

chibi minimoni inspired by their moment in mmm music exchange

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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 2d

"but it's everywhere now so we just have to accept it's the new reality" motherfucker we can just stop putting it everywhere! we did it with asbestos and CFCs and lead-based paint or petrol and make-up with arsenic in it! if everyone is using something and it's bad, we can choose to stop!

Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 2d

"anti-AI people should just learn more about it" motherfucker I know so much about it, that's why I'm anti-AI

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neongrey @neongrey.bsky.social · 2d

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.bsky.social · 19h

Nice! Mine is a good egg, too. He woke up incredibly early to get me to the airport on black Friday, and was happy to let me jet off to California without him.

audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.bsky.social · 20h

pspspspspspsp, jungkook, i have a new tattoo idea for you. it'd look really good next to your 🥴 tat.

A temporary tattoo of a red heart. Across the heart is a banner that says CUM. There are blue and yellow flowers on either side of the heart.

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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.bsky.social · 21h

Happy anniversary PTD in LA ticketing day!

Screenshot of my social media post. Post has Ticketmaster info about BTS's PTD in LA concerts. My comment above it says, "So umm, I'm going LA over Thanksgiving weekend🎉"

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Sex Tears Fest / CANCELLED @sextearsfest.bsky.social · 21h

Hi all!

Due to a lack of response to prompting opening, we are going to cancel the fest. Thanks for the 33 responses to the interest check!

🍒

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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.bsky.social · 21h

I absolutely love (heavy heavy sarcasm here) the need that liberals seem to have of making fun of fat people (whom they always automatically assume are conservative). As a very fat, extremely left leaning person, there's nothing that makes me feel more welcome than your fat jokes 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

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Nike 🥀 @itsnoemyg.bsky.social · 22h

The latest drawing for Namjoon’s birthday you’ll ever see
#namjoon #btsfanart

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NyappyCallie⁷ (눈_눈) @nyappycallie.bsky.social · 22h

I’ll tell him no, just so he looks at me like this to beg

audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.bsky.social · 1d

He's never heard the word no, has he?

Taehyung with the biggest, babiest of baby boy eyes to ever exist. He's wearing a matching sweater and cardigan set in what looks like camel hair (??? it's at least that tannish camel hair color).

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August 💫 @auguststarfall.bsky.social · 1d

if you're ready | yoonkook, 59k (ongoing; 5k in this chapter), E

🏔 Chapter 10 🏔

🔥 a haze of heat
🐺 yoonkook are Friends 🫠
🛣 getting back on track (???)

#btsfics

archiveofourown.org/works/644531...

A moodboard for the fic 'if you're ready' by auguststarfall, featuring a hanok-style house with warm wood and a tile roof, a stone fireplace with cushions in front of it, a gaming chair in front of PC monitor, a mountain in Sokcho lightly dusted with snow, and photos of Yoongi and Jungkook from the 2021 winter package, bundled up in white jackets. Yoongi is wearing a yellow sweater and a blue beanie, and has a large snowball rolled between his legs. Jungkook has a hand raised and is bare-headed with streaks and blue and purple in his hair.

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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.bsky.social · 22h

Oh, me neither. I'm a sucker for the big, baby boy eyes.

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Laura⁷ ⟭⟬E ARE B⟬⟭CK! 아포방포! @blackswanlaura.bsky.social · 22h

I would never ever dare to say it in his presence

audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.bsky.social · 1d

He's never heard the word no, has he?

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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.bsky.social · 22h

same!

🔗 uquiz.com/quiz/MGRf8r/...

Screenshot of quiz results. Photo of Yoongi with a lil stuffed kitty balance on his head. He's grinning sweetly for the camera. Underneath the image:

Your Result:
a kitty yoongi that is a kitty yoongi propagandist
u saw this quiz and went "yup, this one's for me" because look at you. embracing the yoongi kitty agenda. it's your purpose. you're just like min yoongi himself, even. wonderful, i'm proud of u.

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dead dove bttm jm fest | REVEALS 📌✨ @ddbottomjm.bsky.social · 2d

a good alpha

Vmin • Explicit
🕊️check CW/TWs in image

🔗 ao3.org/works/71827146

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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.bsky.social · 1d

And rightfully so

audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.bsky.social · 1d

full book cover, because the entire thing is magnificent. i can hear jin's maniacal fake cackle in my head right now upon seeing this cover. you know the one. his "i'm rich and devious" laugh.

Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 1d

Photo of a vintage book cover featuring a linen closet with the door opening slightly revealing a smiling skeleton inside. Copy and title read:

When lonely nights turn bonely

Secret Sex Skeleton

PORRIDGE FIRM

audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.bsky.social · 1d

#yoonjin au where yoongi covertly writes a spooky themed fanfic with this title all to try to get his favorite hyung's, seokjin, attention. yoongi would very much like for his lonely nights to turn bonely *pause for the required ba dum tss* with seokjin.

Screenshot of a vintage paperback book title card that reads:

When lonely nights turn bonely
Secret Sex Skeleton
PORRIDGE FIRM

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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 1d

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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.bsky.social · 1d

I have absolutely no idea. I want to give him the world, and I'm just a broke ass teacher while he's the millionaire.

audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.bsky.social · 1d

That bodyguard carrying his pistachio ice cream after the show the other day -- I will protect this man and his ice cream cone with my life.

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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.bsky.social · 1d

You'd have to be soulless to turn him down. Imagine telling that face no. Couldn't be me.

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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.bsky.social · 1d

He's never heard the word no, has he?

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amaii⁷ @amaiikoo.bsky.social · 1d

💖 CHEERKOO GOT PUNISHED 💖
I am seriously freaking out! I really like the finished pose! But im still iffy on the background..oh well ill learn to live with it! Anyways who do you think punished koo?

©️PLEASE DO NOT STEAL OR REPOST ©️
#bottomkook #cheerkoo #btsfanart #bottomjungkook

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