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Paperback Paradise
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The world's #1 used book store. Come visit us at the edge of eternity. store: https://paperbackparadise.bigcartel.com/
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 47m
Back cover synopsis for Selling Frankenstein’s Feet Pix Online FRANKENFEET FOR SALE Read the hastily scrawled note posted everywhere from the account DRAXHOTPIX32. Dracula was not good at the computer, but he did know how to take pictures with his phone and send them to people who paid him - which is exactly what he did with all the photos he took of Frankenstein's bare feet crushing over-ripened fruit, wedding cakes, and miniature models of a pre-9/11 New York City. You see, Frankenstein has a bit of a destruction fetish; with mad scientist laboratories being his favorite thing to destroy. So when Dracula called him up and told him he had some things for him to step on, Frankenstein didn't think twice about stomping on over and crushing up a ground zero while Dracula snapped away. But when the Union of Monsters & Dark Creatures catches word of Dracula's scheme, they launch an investigation into the Frankenfeet operation. They discover that Frankenstein has not received one cent of the cold fortune Dracula amassed. Is it really exploitation if Frankenstein's feet aren't his own to begin with?' Dracula argues. Frankenstein was sewn together from the body parts of executed criminals, but is a frankenbody not his own? What follows is the great courtroom drama of our generation featuring all the famous monsters shouting at each other and yelling 'objection.' The Mummy is the judge. WOW, DRACULA IS A BAD PERSON. Martin J. Wolfman, Monster Times
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 49m
Photo of a vintage book cover featuring Dracula dropping gold coins onto his pile of gold coins, he’s smiling as he clearly is a greedy individual. A full skeleton lays on the pile of gold, perhaps it is one of his girlfriends. A naked woman looms in the background for some reason. Copy and title read: HOW DID DRACULA GET RICH? Selling Frankenstein’s Feet Pix Online By Herman Baldsack Dracula made a fortune off of Frankenstein's feet without his permission and he is a disgusting piece of garbage for that
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 1d
Photo of a vintage book cover featuring a linen closet with the door opening slightly revealing a smiling skeleton inside. Copy and title read: When lonely nights turn bonely Secret Sex Skeleton PORRIDGE FIRM
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 2d
It’s sex month- I mean, monster month
Photo of two deeply sexual Paperback Paradise bookmarks. First one reads i only like books that haveGraphic SkeletonSeX Scenes’ accompanied by a woman and a skeleton making out with additional text: ‘aw hell yeah — this is what i'm talkin' about’ Second bookmark features a slyly sexual demon winking at you with the text: GO AHEAD slide this bookmark in between them pages all the way down to the crack of that spine cause you know i'm a damn BOOK FREAK
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 5d
really put the hottest part on this thing
Photo of the Back of the postcard which reads The Room Where Dracula Sucks His Own Dick The Prince of Darkness was on the ground with his pants around his ankles, defiantly stretching his body to an impossible position only achievable by the undead. He flicked his tongue like a snake until his mouth reached his ghoulish member - that's when he started going crazy on his cursed crotch. 'Oh hell no; Rachel whispered as the sounds of suck were so evil that it melted the paint off a painting of a smiling clown.
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 5d
did you know that 100% of rules are made up?
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 5d
Halloween postcards are now available 🎃 9 haunted titles, 2 freaky bookmarks - only 10 possessed dollars 💀 mail this one to your dad!

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Photo of a postcard featuring the paperback paradise book ‘The Room Where Dracula Sucks His Own Dick’
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 6d
thank you for spreading awareness RIP to the naked husband
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 6d
Back cover for Skeletons Fucked Up My Naked Husband, synopsis reads: CURSED TOWN!! The moon belonged to the creatures of the night and in the cursed town of Gurtlin that included local skeletons that returned from the grave by the glow of the full moon. The skeletons met up and held each other tenderly for they lacked the organ and tissue necessary to nut. Out of respect to these unfortunate undead, the townsfolk of Gurtlin observed the tender skeleton evenings and withheld their nut for another night. UNBEKNOWNST TO CRAIG He and his wife pulled into Gurtlin Motel with one idea on their mind: have sex in a different town. They called it The Fuck Tour and the nutting was good. Little did they know that the skeletons would feel their out-of-town humping on a spiritual level, leading their skeletal jealousy right to the scene of the sex where a naked man would be beat to death! PISS AWARD WINNER
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 6d
it’s time
Photo of a vintage illustrated book cover, a naked woman mourns her naked boyfriend(?) who is lying on the ground unconscious, presumably dead, as many skeletons loom over him victorious. An award with a review are featured at the top of the cover: INTERNATIONAL PISS AWARD "Pee came out fast." - SIGRIN GROWTH Book title and copy read: SKELETONS FUCKED UP MY NAKED HUSBAND AN EVENING OF LOVE-MAKING TURNS INTO GRAVE-DIGGING WHEN JEALOUS SKELETONS SHOW UP AND BEAT A MAN TO DEATH FOR TRYING TO NUT ON A FULL MOON BY HERMAN FILTH
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 15d
When painted by a honest soul, goblins with huge asses can change the world
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Tilt Araiza @tiltaraiza.bsky.social · 26d
Got some bookmarks from @paperbackparadise.bsky.social. I have invested wisely.
5 bookmarks from Paperback Paradise with things printed on them, such as: "If someone tries to move your bookmark I will destroy them" (with a picture of a horse) "One of these days l am going finish other book that I was reading before I started this one. It's not my fault they made two good books." "I found this book in the trash" "Ever wonder what happens after death? Move my bookmark and find out." "World's worst reader"
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 26d
shut the H up
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 26d
reading just one book could drive you psychotically insane
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 26d
Make sure he never comes for you, enjoy Paperback Paradise bookmarks for your books
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Photo of two paperback paradise bookmarks
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 27d
nearing the end of stock for these large Paperback prints, they’re all just $10 🔥 many demented designs to choose from 🫡 shop: paperbackparadise.bigcartel.com/category/pri...
photo of a print featuring the paperback paradise title Man Hell
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 27d
Back cover copy for NOW YOU EAT DOG SHIT SOME PEOPLE NEVER EAT DOG SHIT... SOME DO. God can see and hear everything so when Kevin and his friends decide to watcha PG-13 movie when they were supposed to be studying God knew he would have to punish Kevin since it was his house. The next day before school Kevin suddenly morphs into a dog and runs outside to look for dog shit to eat. He eats all the dog shit in the neighborhood and the neighbors give this hungry boy a round of applause for cleaning up the place. But when he morphs back into Kevin they are all disgusted. They call him Dog Shit Boy and tell him to stay the hell away from their dogs' asses. Every few hours Kevin turns back into a dog to eat more dog shit. The only way Kevin will be free of God's curse is to figure out what he's being punished for, but if he can't do that before midnight he'll eat dog shit for the rest of his life! THIS TAPE CONTAINS THE EPISODES "DOG SHIT BOY" AND "GOD'S GUN" PARTS I AND II PRODUCED BY PAPERBACK PARADISE A DIVISION OF PAPERBACK PARADISE ENTERTAINMENT
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 27d
Photo of a vhs for an episode of the Animorphs tv show that features a boy transforming into a dog. Titles and copy read GOD’S PUNISHMENT NOW YOU EAT DOG SHIT the inner thoughts of the child float around his transformation, they read: What’s happening? Sure could go for some dog shit I eat dog shit now? What did I do? Wish I was eating dog shit right now A promotional graphic proclaims A boy turns into a dog and eats dog shit for lying Part 1 the sins of children series
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 27d
dog ear a book and Mayor McCheese will beat your ass
Photo of a bookmark from McDonalds featuring Mayor McCheese that reads Please use me as your bookmark 'cause I fly into a rage whenever I see someone fold the corner of a page.
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 28d
Photo of the back cover for The Forging of My Fuck Men. Synopsis reads: THE FORGING WAS BOTCHED The fuck men that Dr. Susan Scientist MD had always dreamed of were forged without faces. Crazy. Sullen skeleton eyes stared back at her as she shrugged and said, 'good enough.' Disgusting. She was the first to forge full grown men for the sole purpose of fucking, and they could not for the life of them learn how to walk. So they crawl on the floor moaning for sex because they have not learned to speak yet either. It is deeply disturbing that this woman has sex with these things but that is exactly what goes down in between the cover of this book. But she played God better than God and forged a new evolution of man that secretes a cooling black ooze which lets them slide across the floor with ease. What. Now everyone can tell when she just had sex with her fuck men because she's all oozed out. Foul. She feeds them a strict diet of chopped up hotdogs covered in mayo and ketchup that she dumps on the ground for them to find. LADY, STOP. Also they're blind. Published by Paperback Paradise for some reason
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 28d
it is nearly F men season
Vintage science fiction cover featuring 5 men writhing in test tubes with skull faces. Copy and title read: a tale of sexperimental science THE FORGING OF MY FUCK MEN FIVE MEN FORGED TO FUCK WHO HAVEN'T LEARNED TO WALK YET ALSO THEIR FACE IS A SKELETON'S FACE LADY — WHY DID YOU DO THIS? SCARE ME TOO MUCH JENNIFER DILDRIFF
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 29d
still have a few of these left, just $10 🦅 paperbackparadise.bigcartel.com/product/i-ll...
I'll Shit Right in Your Goddamn Mouth - 11 x 17 Print
Print measures 11 x 17. Printed on heavy card stock. Back cover is available on a separate print.
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spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · Aug 18
Got the best bookmark for House of Leaves from @paperbackparadise.bsky.social
A bookmark that says "I'm mentally ill about reading" in between the pages of House of Leaves where an institutionalized mother writes a crazy letter that looks crazy.
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · Aug 12
too dry
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · Aug 12
eating a book today to teach the other books a lesson
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