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spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · Aug 26

I have come here to chew bubblegum and eat ass. And I've just swallowed my last piece of bubblegum.

spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 10d

This whole #obscurestvinyl album is quality AI slop. 😘🤌 youtu.be/EzAbbYbtpnc?...

OBSCUREST VINYL | Jenny Stardust - Walkin' Like a Douche (FULL ALBUM)

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spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · 22d

Got the #MadMagazine Special #Halloween Edition and I feel personally attacked.

spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · Aug 21

Watching #MicroWrestling in super slow-mo while listening to Barber's Adagio for Strings. It also works in fast-mo with Yakety Sax. Amazing.

spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · Aug 18

Got the best bookmark for House of Leaves from @paperbackparadise.bsky.social

A bookmark that says "I'm mentally ill about reading" in between the pages of House of Leaves where an institutionalized mother writes a crazy letter that looks crazy.

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spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · Aug 6

#SaveTheManatees

A manatee lies seductively on a bearskin rug in front of a fireplace. It has a huge, round, shiny human ass. Like, it is seriously caked up with a thicc-ass fuckoff dumptruck. AI made this and it is an abomination.

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · Aug 2

Go for it. I don't even care any more.

Photo of a sketch of a Neanderthal. The headline reads:
Scientists Growing Neanderthal
'Minibrains', Will Connect Them to Crab Robots

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spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · Aug 1

spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · Jul 22

I like when the narrator says, "This is all true by the way" so I know when to google that shit. #CleaveTheSparrow

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A photo of a Kindle resting on a pizza-print blanket with a page from the book Cleave the Sparrow by Jonathan Katz. The page reads, "the story of the Western Australian Jewel Beetle.

Back in the 1980s, these randy characters-the males-were all copulating normally with female jewel beetles, until Australian designers tweaked the shape of their beer bottles and added a ring of dimples on the bottom that looked like the sexiest fucking beetle slut you could ever imagine. This is all true by the way.

It became such a problem, the Australians had to redesign their beer bottles, just to stop the beetle bros from ignoring their women and going extinct. And if you think this couldn't happen to humans, you obviously haven't visited Tokyo recently."

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sam³⁰⁰⁰ @samgavin.com · Jul 20

Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return

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Alec Hamilton @alecchamilton.bsky.social · Jul 11

A “Work Zone Ahead” sign, but the first letter has been altered to a “D” so it reads “Dork Zone Ahead”

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spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · Jun 29

Protip: #Heineken mini-keg stops spitting out tepid foam if you make a mini ice cream maker out of a stew pot, salt, ice and water.

spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · Jun 29

Band comes out and sets up in front of the audience for two hours--testing microphones, adjusting lights, almost start playing several times, but stop to set up more. Finally, they yell into the mic, "THANK YOU, WE'RE OC/DC, GOODNIGHT!" then leave.

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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · Jun 21

amtrak’s marketing team gets it

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Scott Teplin @steplin.bsky.social · Jan 18

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spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · Jun 6

Trying to watch scrambled 1-bit streaming Skinamax from another world. #playdate #blippo+

spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · May 30

"Falling into a black hole and getting spaghettified for all eternity makes *you* an Endless Pasta Bowl," I mumble at my coworkers between bites of fettuccine during my job's 20th anniversary celebratory Olive Garden lunch.

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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.com · May 25

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spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · May 15

Recomendo?

spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · May 15

#NationalLampoonsChristmasVacation #BeyondTheBlackRainbow

Top image is the "Why is the carpet all wet, Todd?" scene from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. Bottom image is the "I don't know, Margo" scene from Beyond the Black Rainbow.

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Z. Doom @world0fecho.bsky.social · May 12

NILES IS MISSING!
OH NO!
NILES HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY WINE THIEVES!
CAN FRASIER
SAVE HIM IN TIME O BATTLE THROUGH EIGHT DIFFERENT LEVELS, COLLECT WINE BOTTLES & COME UP WITH THE RANSOM MONEY TO SAVE NILES!
FIND NILES!
FIGHT THIEVES!
FRASIER
NILES IN PERIL
TENSER
FRASIER
NILES IN PERIY
nake GAME BOY..
ONLY ON
GAME BOYI
T
LORD

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spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · May 11

In all fairness, the book never explicitly states the Chinese milkman *isn't* an anthropomorphic, come-hither tuber. The author is pretty colorblind as far as being a rootcist.

spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · May 11

Hell yeah, it's on Project Gutenberg. www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/45768

The Project Gutenberg eBook of Mr. Sweet Potatoes and Other Stories, by Anonymous

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spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · May 4

Those who forget the Pabst are condemned to re-Peeb it.

spitecho @spitecho.bsky.social · Apr 26

I got the meat sweats in a bavarian restaurant. I got the Schnitzel Schvitz