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I need a longform article detailing the evolution of protest from black bloc, identity obscuring outfits to this dude in a dinosaur suit and the portland frog

Jeff (Gutenberg Parenthesis) Jarvis @jeffjarvis.bsky.social · 2h

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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 2h

🫵GUILTY

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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 2h

*planning a crime* computer: show me pictures of the crime I want to commit

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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 2h

the citizen app just sent me a noti for this and I’m v interested in the final paragraph

Summary
A 29-year-old man was arrested near his Florida residence yesterday in connection with the Palisades Fire in Los Angeles County, which began on Jan. 7 and burned more than 23,000 acres over three weeks, destroying nearly 7,000 structures and killing 12 people. The blaze was among several California wildfires that caused billions of dollars in property damage.

The suspect was reportedly working as an Uber driver the day the fire broke out and dropped off a passenger in the Palisades area.

Authorities obtained evidence, including a rendered image from ChatGPT showing a city being burned down.

Updated 12:14 PM, Wed Oct 8, 2025

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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 2h

ok yeah this guy smokes weed (cool 😎)

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I Sports
"In many ways, we're a part of a band in baseball too, [wel maybe just have different instruments," Bader said ahead of the National League Division Series against the Los Angeles Dodgers. "Obviously, ones that don't necessarily make the type of music people listen to, but when we hit batting practice or whatever — that sound off the bat or the sounds of the games really are music to us. I do think that they're all performative in a way, and I think the art in all of them are really connected."

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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 2h

they’ve also already forgotten who did the super bowl halftime show last year (I haven’t)(birds won)

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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 2h

they definitely thought the uncle sam jackson bit was doing a patriotism and not a parody lol

Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 3h

lmao this dolt is beyond parody.
yeah Lee Greenwood, totally appealing to all audiences. you nailed it buddy

“Lee Greenwood for Super Bowl halftime show!” says the idiot

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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 2h

schwarber

pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 2h

@inquirer.com please stop sending me push notis for m*rc*s h*y*s hit-pieces, please and thank you.

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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 3h

fascinated with the little sliver of california that gets titans/raiders despite not actually containing the city of oakland

coverage map for fox this week showing most of the country getting dallas (blue) but several pockets of green for the raiders/titans in boston/cleveland/pitt/new orleans (all teams playing in early games on cbs) and large patches around nashville and vegas, but also a small bit of california south of the bay

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Ryan Godfrey @ryangodfrey.com · 4h

Was there anyone in the meeting brave enough to say “Yeah, people are going to call us the PhArt Museum, right?”

Ian S. Pumpkins @icpetrie.bsky.social · 5h

Ah yes, the bold rebranding from Philadelphia Museum of Art to...Philadelphia Art Museum

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The Philadelphia Museum of Art has a new name and other plans to revive attendance

Chasing an elusive pandemic recovery, the museum is rolling out a slew of changes. It includes a new name and logo, and an embracing of dips into sports, hip hop, and Sylvester Stallone.

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phylan @phylan.website · 5h

[national guardsman smashing a protestor's face with the butt of his rifle] I hate doing this. I could be running a food bank rn 😔😔

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　　　the　　　 ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 5h

the president passionately hates windmills

　　　the　　　 ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 5h

if it werent so awful and damaging some of this shit wuold be really fucking funny

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Davis Bevil Biv Devoe @hx77.bsky.social · 5h

Aaron Nola ready to go this evening

ISS Piss Tracker @iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social · 5h

The piss tank on the ISS is now 70% full.

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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 5h

an o’s/phils world series or birds/birds super bowl would be the catalyst for a new civil war

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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 5h

“authoritarianism is fine when I do it”

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Cooger & Dark’s Pandemonium Shadow Podcast @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 5h

I say this with love, some of you are going to lose your life savings to a man who says you have parking tickets that can only be paid in Target gift cards

Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 5h

👀👀👀👀

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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 5h

I never said anything about liking them, but if your position is that you cannot coexist with the people who live around you then idk if you can call yourself part of the movement to improve things.

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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 5h

“solidarity forever”

Robadelphia @robadelphia.gobirds.online · 5h

"we are going to have to figure out how to coexist" agree to disagree

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BOOgeltechno (FSU 3-2) @bageltechno.bsky.social · 5h

this is incitement

pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 5h

“maryland shouldn’t be included in greater philadelphia” then why do they all have hoagiemouth

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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 5h

this is of course the irony with kegseth and them getting the join or die tattoos: they read it as “if you don’t join me, you will die (because I will kill you bc I’m snake)” but ben franklin absolutely meant it as “if we don’t join together we will *all* die”

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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 5h

also, like, not for nothing but those people are still your countrymen and we are going to have to figure out how to coexist one way or another. join or die and all that.

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