Ryan Godfrey
@ryangodfrey.com
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Philadelphia, elections, baseball, databases. Dadge oak arborist. Movies from three years ago, and 103 years ago. https://letterboxd.com/rgodfrey/ Signal: rgo.99
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Philly people: lots of words will get your post into the feed linked below, such as “Schuylkill” or “cheesesteak” or “Phanatic.” If your post is Philly-specific but doesn’t have obvious Philly keywords (“Someone just mooned the Portal”), stick a single 🔔 somewhere in the post & it goes in the feed.
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That baby has been very nasty to me. Very unfair and very nasty. We think it's an antifa baby, the baby is antifa and we're looking into it very strongly.
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So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”
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Until you specified, I had no idea what product or company the commercial I've now seen several times was for, and now that I know, it is not affecting my feelings for that company in a positive manner.
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I'm definitely calling it the PhArt Museum.
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It's pronounced just like it looks ("Shaquille")
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Schuylkill
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What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
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Like, [email protected]? No, that's the real Zelle address.
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What's the domain of the email address?
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Oh wow, awesome work!
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I don't think TRIPE/TRICE is by itself ideal, but my goal is always 3 and in combo with SALON it's very powerful. And yeah, the S is probably not as effective as it could be but when it hits it gives a lot of info.
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I know, who can believe it?
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I think they thought "inspector of elections" was a citywide office rather than a Pennsylvania-specific type of pollworker for a neighborhood of like eight square blocks. Did they ask me to clarify my job or approve the chyron before putting me on the air? They did not.
Me on CNN. Chyron says Ryan Godfrey, Inspector of Elections for Philadelphia
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In summer 2016 I had a tweetstorm about so-called election-rigging in Philadelphia go viral and roughly 24 hours later I was a talking head on a cable news show.
A screenshot from CNN on August 9, 2016 with a chyron reading "RACED FOR THE WHITE HOUSE: TRUMP SAYS ELECTION WILL BE RIGGED"

Five talking heads: Don Lemon, Brian Stelter, Dennis Prager, Angela Rye, Ryan Godfrey
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How often does he throw it to righties?
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Because of social media I got to debate Dennis Prager about “voter fraud” in Philadelphia on Don Lemon’s CNN show. So no, nothing great.
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Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
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To say nothing of the ChachiVerse.
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Please be aware that there is a scrapple sculpting contest at the Reading Terminal Market tomorrow at noon. (If you don’t know what this means you probably don’t want to.)
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Also Bader’s mom is first cousins with Scott Baio, so he’s connected to the GOD’S NOT DEADverse too.
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Video was directed by Richard Ayoade, so Bader is let’s call it three degrees of separation from basically all of Hollywood.
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Lower Hoagiemouth is an important, if distinct, dialect and regional marker of our friends to the south.
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TRIPE/TRICE followed by SALON, or the opposite order, usually.
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I see the analogy, but IPAs are some of the worst things the hipsters ever imposed upon us, whereas black coffee is the water of life.
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people who like black coffee are just morning ipa drinkers
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Wawaphart is a real medical condition we should not make fun of.
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