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Josh Allen was doing some Polymarket shit with that one play I am being an irresponsible gossip
January 17, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Josh Allen was doing some Polymarket shit with that one play I am being an irresponsible gossip
what a pathetic fucking loser. we don't actually even need to worry about this guy ever being president
Ben Shapiro: "Israel did not commit a genocide in Gaza"
Gavin Newsom: "I agree with you."
Gavin Newsom: "I agree with you."
January 17, 2026 at 9:36 PM
what a pathetic fucking loser. we don't actually even need to worry about this guy ever being president
hey babe can you pick up a case of my performance wine
January 17, 2026 at 9:33 PM
hey babe can you pick up a case of my performance wine
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Been saying this 👇👇👇
January 17, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Been saying this 👇👇👇
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I just need my chance
ICE seems to get completely flummoxed when they’re being yelled at by white men over 35. They kind of put their heads down and shuffle their feet. It’s like their kryptonite.
January 17, 2026 at 8:15 PM
I just need my chance
🙃
I've seen this movie
January 17, 2026 at 7:28 PM
🙃
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TURN THIS UP
Right-wing influencer Jake Lang is stuck in a window recess against Minneapolis City Hall.
He’s soaked with freezing water after counterprotesters hurled water balloons at him. bit.ly/4baGhJn
He’s soaked with freezing water after counterprotesters hurled water balloons at him. bit.ly/4baGhJn
January 17, 2026 at 7:26 PM
TURN THIS UP
seriously though what the fuck is going on with her neck. I'm freaking out over here
"Immigrant populations commit crimes at lower rates than native-born populations, so if this is actually about crime, how do you answer for that?"
Katie Zacharia: "You are lumping in illegal immigrants and regular immigrants."
"Both commit crimes at lower rates than native-born Americans."
Katie Zacharia: "You are lumping in illegal immigrants and regular immigrants."
"Both commit crimes at lower rates than native-born Americans."
January 17, 2026 at 5:52 PM
seriously though what the fuck is going on with her neck. I'm freaking out over here
the brown layer DOES add flavor
The results are in. I would love to see how these percentages might be the same or different on Mastodon vs. Bluesky. It give users of each website another thing to hate on each other for.
January 17, 2026 at 4:39 PM
the brown layer DOES add flavor
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(jd vance) erm pointing out that jonathan ross clearly intentionally put himself in the path of renee good’s vehicle sure sounds a hecking lot like victim blaming :-/ which is SUPER el problematico…
January 17, 2026 at 3:55 PM
(jd vance) erm pointing out that jonathan ross clearly intentionally put himself in the path of renee good’s vehicle sure sounds a hecking lot like victim blaming :-/ which is SUPER el problematico…
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I think about this tweet every time i get a haircut because this is how i like to wear my hair and i have genuinely used this pic as a reference once LOL
January 15, 2026 at 6:22 PM
I think about this tweet every time i get a haircut because this is how i like to wear my hair and i have genuinely used this pic as a reference once LOL
bet
Miller: Denmark is a tiny country with a tiny economy and a tiny military. They cannot defend Greenland… Under every understanding of law that has existed about territorial control for 500 years, to control a territory you have to be able to defend a territory…
January 17, 2026 at 3:48 PM
bet
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a little pick me up
January 17, 2026 at 3:12 AM
a little pick me up
for a customized pizza recommendation please take a picture of all the books you read. data may be shared with Palantir
January 16, 2026 at 10:30 PM
for a customized pizza recommendation please take a picture of all the books you read. data may be shared with Palantir
probably going to be paying JT not to play in that 3rd year but w/e
January 16, 2026 at 6:46 PM
probably going to be paying JT not to play in that 3rd year but w/e
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it's so funny that she got a "swag bag" from this. everyone interacting with trump is like a child going to another child's birthday, every day
January 16, 2026 at 5:56 PM
it's so funny that she got a "swag bag" from this. everyone interacting with trump is like a child going to another child's birthday, every day
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i realize there's work to be done but can we all have some dignity please. the Phillies won 96 games last year
January 16, 2026 at 5:43 PM
i realize there's work to be done but can we all have some dignity please. the Phillies won 96 games last year
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Hey look who’s bleeding internally.
Despite CBS News’ hype, Tony Dokoupil’s first week as evening anchor is a ratings dud
Despite CBS News’ hype, Tony Dokoupil’s first week as evening anchor is a ratings dud
www.independent.co.uk
January 16, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Hey look who’s bleeding internally.
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This is entirely believable based on smoke and really the Phillies had no way to counter if the Mets were going to offer the upside of hitting FA again with no QO either before or after the new CBA and $126M guaranteed if it when sideways. If he wanted a short deal, they weren't winning.
The Phillies had agreed to Bo Bichette’s request for a 7-year, $200 million deal last night and believed they would sign him until the Mets swooped in with their 3-year, $126 million offer after losing out in in the Kyle Tucker sweepstakes.
January 16, 2026 at 5:32 PM
This is entirely believable based on smoke and really the Phillies had no way to counter if the Mets were going to offer the upside of hitting FA again with no QO either before or after the new CBA and $126M guaranteed if it when sideways. If he wanted a short deal, they weren't winning.
when the Dodgers got Tucker I kinda thought it might put the Mets in to purloin Bichette. if I had posted that then it would've looked very prophetic. but I'm telling you now
January 16, 2026 at 5:06 PM
when the Dodgers got Tucker I kinda thought it might put the Mets in to purloin Bichette. if I had posted that then it would've looked very prophetic. but I'm telling you now
sure. why not
NEW from me:
Towards the end of Trump's interview with 60 Minutes in November, Bari Weiss rushed into the room to introduce herself and the pair exchanged kisses on the cheek, leaving 60 Minutes staff stunned at the "overly chummy" embrace.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Towards the end of Trump's interview with 60 Minutes in November, Bari Weiss rushed into the room to introduce herself and the pair exchanged kisses on the cheek, leaving 60 Minutes staff stunned at the "overly chummy" embrace.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Bari Weiss and Trump exchanged kisses on the cheek following ‘60 Minutes’ interview
EXCLUSIVE: In a moment that sources said led to stunned reactions and dropped jaws, Bari Weiss excitedly introduced herself to the president and leaned in for a kiss on the cheek following his ‘60 Min...
www.independent.co.uk
January 16, 2026 at 3:54 PM
sure. why not
maybe X will never come back. that would rule
January 16, 2026 at 3:37 PM
maybe X will never come back. that would rule