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9ers are going to pull this out
January 18, 2026 at 3:40 AM
9ers are going to pull this out
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Jarrett Stidham 5 minutes ago
January 18, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Jarrett Stidham 5 minutes ago
I don't think you can do that
January 18, 2026 at 1:52 AM
I don't think you can do that
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"Christian activist"
January 18, 2026 at 1:32 AM
"Christian activist"
that's a play you could call
January 18, 2026 at 1:32 AM
that's a play you could call
that's a straight red for the niners kicker
January 18, 2026 at 1:24 AM
that's a straight red for the niners kicker
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I've been so conditioned by Events to expect that he'd miss that kick lol
January 18, 2026 at 12:46 AM
I've been so conditioned by Events to expect that he'd miss that kick lol
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This is so satisfying it’s borderline erotic.
Lmfao 😂 Jake Lang is experiencing the finding out phase in Minneapolis.
January 17, 2026 at 9:18 PM
This is so satisfying it’s borderline erotic.
and heeeere come the pretzels
He gave a bunch of Nazi salutes and out came the super soakers (pic from Mpls subreddit)
January 18, 2026 at 12:14 AM
and heeeere come the pretzels
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Josh Allen was doing some Polymarket shit with that one play I am being an irresponsible gossip
January 17, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Josh Allen was doing some Polymarket shit with that one play I am being an irresponsible gossip
what a pathetic fucking loser. we don't actually even need to worry about this guy ever being president
Ben Shapiro: "Israel did not commit a genocide in Gaza"
Gavin Newsom: "I agree with you."
Gavin Newsom: "I agree with you."
January 17, 2026 at 9:36 PM
what a pathetic fucking loser. we don't actually even need to worry about this guy ever being president
hey babe can you pick up a case of my performance wine
January 17, 2026 at 9:33 PM
hey babe can you pick up a case of my performance wine
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Been saying this 👇👇👇
January 17, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Been saying this 👇👇👇
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I just need my chance
ICE seems to get completely flummoxed when they’re being yelled at by white men over 35. They kind of put their heads down and shuffle their feet. It’s like their kryptonite.
January 17, 2026 at 8:15 PM
I just need my chance
🙃
I've seen this movie
January 17, 2026 at 7:28 PM
🙃
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TURN THIS UP
Right-wing influencer Jake Lang is stuck in a window recess against Minneapolis City Hall.
He’s soaked with freezing water after counterprotesters hurled water balloons at him. bit.ly/4baGhJn
He’s soaked with freezing water after counterprotesters hurled water balloons at him. bit.ly/4baGhJn
January 17, 2026 at 7:26 PM
TURN THIS UP
seriously though what the fuck is going on with her neck. I'm freaking out over here
"Immigrant populations commit crimes at lower rates than native-born populations, so if this is actually about crime, how do you answer for that?"
Katie Zacharia: "You are lumping in illegal immigrants and regular immigrants."
"Both commit crimes at lower rates than native-born Americans."
Katie Zacharia: "You are lumping in illegal immigrants and regular immigrants."
"Both commit crimes at lower rates than native-born Americans."
January 17, 2026 at 5:52 PM
seriously though what the fuck is going on with her neck. I'm freaking out over here
the brown layer DOES add flavor
The results are in. I would love to see how these percentages might be the same or different on Mastodon vs. Bluesky. It give users of each website another thing to hate on each other for.
January 17, 2026 at 4:39 PM
the brown layer DOES add flavor
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(jd vance) erm pointing out that jonathan ross clearly intentionally put himself in the path of renee good’s vehicle sure sounds a hecking lot like victim blaming :-/ which is SUPER el problematico…
January 17, 2026 at 3:55 PM
(jd vance) erm pointing out that jonathan ross clearly intentionally put himself in the path of renee good’s vehicle sure sounds a hecking lot like victim blaming :-/ which is SUPER el problematico…
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I think about this tweet every time i get a haircut because this is how i like to wear my hair and i have genuinely used this pic as a reference once LOL
January 15, 2026 at 6:22 PM
I think about this tweet every time i get a haircut because this is how i like to wear my hair and i have genuinely used this pic as a reference once LOL
bet
Miller: Denmark is a tiny country with a tiny economy and a tiny military. They cannot defend Greenland… Under every understanding of law that has existed about territorial control for 500 years, to control a territory you have to be able to defend a territory…
January 17, 2026 at 3:48 PM
bet
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