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hey babe can you pick up a case of my performance wine
a wine with an exercising guy on it called "FitVine"
January 17, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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captain Jack Aubrey from Master and Commander
January 14, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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Pissed off Benjamin Sisko
January 14, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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it's tdoppelbock tuesday
Ayinger Celebrator in a glass
January 13, 2026 at 11:41 PM
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"few small beers" still
January 13, 2026 at 6:47 AM
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the mom from The Bear
January 11, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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Brad Ingelsby:
the dude from the music video (?) rubbing his hand a together
January 8, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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this guy is so weird sometimes
mens wear guy post: The Minnesota woman who died today was apparently a mother. Someone close to the family and who has access to a lawyer should help set up GoFundMe. IMO, the money should go directly into a trust, which should go directly to the child when they are 18 years old, not an intermediary family member.
January 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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post from crushingbort reporter: donald trump has announced that americans must evolve into a race of hardy metal men via mandated injections of liquid mercury. your response? klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business
January 7, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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the Saturn V rocket
January 5, 2026 at 7:59 PM
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Captain Sisko
January 5, 2026 at 12:24 AM
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sick as hell dude
then"writers who use subtext are cowards" guy except it says "I know RC pilots who flare and they're all cowards
January 3, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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we can't see it but I'm just going to take a wild guess that it's this one lol
January 3, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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absolutely wrecked my man. never coming back from that
The concussive theory of rainmaking gained such traction that in the early 1890s Congress appropriated nearly $20,000 to test it in drought-stricken Texas. Civil War veteran Robert St. George Dyrenforth, who oversaw the experiments, deployed his assistants as if he was going to war with the great blue yonder. He assembled three battle lines that included 60 makeshift guns, kites bearing explosives, and balloons laden with a combustible mix of hydrogen and oxygen. When the experiments ultimately proved more successful in setting the prairie aflame than in making it rain, Dyrenforth earned the mocking nickname “Dry-Henceforth.”
January 2, 2026 at 2:52 PM
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we're doing aperol flips. happy NYE
an aperol flip cocktail
January 1, 2026 at 3:53 AM
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got this to make sure none of my mufos were bought by tech billionaires
Owned by Eoin Higgins. shipment fucked up the cover which I'm mildly annoyed about
December 31, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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a PA license plate that says "LUV JOPA"
December 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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this was my favorite reddit post of 2025
a post from r/tattooadvice titled "Got this for $20. Opinions?" the attached picture is a forearm with "brother holy toots" in plain lowercase letters tattooed down its length
December 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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first the PED suspension and now he's wandering onto NBA courts and picking fights, great
ESPN push notification: Jose Alvarado and Mark Williams both ejected after altercation escalates in Suns-Pelicans matchup
December 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Bryce Harper and Dave Dombrowksi
December 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Isildur saying "fuck no"
December 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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yeah I had a good Christmas
a set of the tea cups Picard uses in TNG
December 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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bsky.app/profile/mmas...
Leo DiCaprio and Benicio Del Toro filming One Battle After Another
December 23, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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this just means it's nog time
egg nog
December 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM