Emily
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This-n-That
Pansey, AL
Pansey, AL
January 27, 2026 at 7:00 PM
This-n-That
Pansey, AL
Pansey, AL
Another day, another trash picking. Someone near me put this handsome and huge old jade plant out at the curb. I wheeled him home with my hand truck. He probably weighs over a hundred pounds and is taller than my car. I have no place to keep him, but I never let that stop me before.
January 27, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Another day, another trash picking. Someone near me put this handsome and huge old jade plant out at the curb. I wheeled him home with my hand truck. He probably weighs over a hundred pounds and is taller than my car. I have no place to keep him, but I never let that stop me before.
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Getting to the bottom of why some internet person was mysteriously cancelled by posting "I proudly stand with him" and waiting to see what people accuse me of supporting.
January 27, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Getting to the bottom of why some internet person was mysteriously cancelled by posting "I proudly stand with him" and waiting to see what people accuse me of supporting.
Tonight I found a whole case of chicken broth cans lying on the curb. I took half of them home on my bike. The life I lead ...
January 27, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Tonight I found a whole case of chicken broth cans lying on the curb. I took half of them home on my bike. The life I lead ...
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Entire French Populace Moved To Tears By Cartoon Of Robot Holding Flower
Entire French Populace Moved To Tears By Cartoon Of Robot Holding Flower
PARIS—Clutching their chests in wonder at the newly unveiled work by an anonymous street artist, all 68 million members of the French populace were reportedly brought to tears Friday by a cartoon of a...
theonion.com
January 25, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Entire French Populace Moved To Tears By Cartoon Of Robot Holding Flower
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Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.
January 25, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.
Even hungover and on maybe three hours of sleep, i am a baddie of building stuff at set build
January 25, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Even hungover and on maybe three hours of sleep, i am a baddie of building stuff at set build
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Must be nice.
In some countries the outbreak of bloodshed inspires the opposition party to call for the leader to resign
January 25, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Must be nice.
A new pumpkin from my garden for the gourd hoard
( I grew all of these this season)
( I grew all of these this season)
January 23, 2026 at 11:43 PM
A new pumpkin from my garden for the gourd hoard
( I grew all of these this season)
( I grew all of these this season)
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finance guy, about a minute before being quartered by the gathered mob: "I work in the Trades"
January 23, 2026 at 7:17 PM
finance guy, about a minute before being quartered by the gathered mob: "I work in the Trades"
The word audio dates only to 1934. The word video dates to 1935, and was modeled on the word audio. ¹
It makes sense that neither word existed 100 years ago, but both are so ubiquitous now that it feels weird to think that both of those concepts were invented in recent history.
1. etymonline.org
It makes sense that neither word existed 100 years ago, but both are so ubiquitous now that it feels weird to think that both of those concepts were invented in recent history.
1. etymonline.org
January 23, 2026 at 4:33 PM
The word audio dates only to 1934. The word video dates to 1935, and was modeled on the word audio. ¹
It makes sense that neither word existed 100 years ago, but both are so ubiquitous now that it feels weird to think that both of those concepts were invented in recent history.
1. etymonline.org
It makes sense that neither word existed 100 years ago, but both are so ubiquitous now that it feels weird to think that both of those concepts were invented in recent history.
1. etymonline.org
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Beautiful woman no longer sitting next to me in the cafe, I can finally look at dorky stuff on my computer
January 19, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Beautiful woman no longer sitting next to me in the cafe, I can finally look at dorky stuff on my computer
My neighbor washes his car a lot. It's currently raining and he's out there washing it
January 22, 2026 at 6:40 PM
My neighbor washes his car a lot. It's currently raining and he's out there washing it
Is there any part of this site that's not 90 percent politics posting? If so, where do I find it?
January 22, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Is there any part of this site that's not 90 percent politics posting? If so, where do I find it?
I'm an alternative universe, Noah Wylie plays Neo in The Matrix
January 22, 2026 at 5:39 AM
I'm an alternative universe, Noah Wylie plays Neo in The Matrix
Doing a little bit of drawing this afternoon
January 22, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Doing a little bit of drawing this afternoon
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this one's been gettin' a lotta play in my head lately
January 21, 2026 at 6:35 PM
this one's been gettin' a lotta play in my head lately
California's housing woes would be almost immediately solved if the state government allowed us to build Kowloon Walled City-type neighborhoods.
January 21, 2026 at 7:30 PM
California's housing woes would be almost immediately solved if the state government allowed us to build Kowloon Walled City-type neighborhoods.
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Every woman wants a dazzling diamond burger
January 21, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Every woman wants a dazzling diamond burger
At these prices, I don't care if my olive oil is extra virgin. For a discount, I'll take olive oil that sucks dick in the backseat of a car outside of a bar. $10 off olive oil that keeps flunking out of sex addicts anonymous? Sold.
January 21, 2026 at 12:16 AM
At these prices, I don't care if my olive oil is extra virgin. For a discount, I'll take olive oil that sucks dick in the backseat of a car outside of a bar. $10 off olive oil that keeps flunking out of sex addicts anonymous? Sold.
Friend of mine who loves AI because she thinks it will let you do things quicker and cheaper and without having to pay employees got sent to a management training by her employer today and she's texting me to complain that it's all about how to squeeze more out of employees without paying them more
January 20, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Friend of mine who loves AI because she thinks it will let you do things quicker and cheaper and without having to pay employees got sent to a management training by her employer today and she's texting me to complain that it's all about how to squeeze more out of employees without paying them more
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The idea that destroyed society, “one big forum that everyone posts on”
January 20, 2026 at 4:47 PM
The idea that destroyed society, “one big forum that everyone posts on”
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every day i wake up and thank the divine that my enemies are at least as stupid and incompetent as my allies
January 20, 2026 at 8:08 PM
every day i wake up and thank the divine that my enemies are at least as stupid and incompetent as my allies
Ahhh, another day in the outrage mines
January 20, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Ahhh, another day in the outrage mines