Walter (dead)
@nedzeppelin.bsky.social
Wine mom
Formerly: @walterowensgrpa/@ned_zeppelin_iv
Formerly: @walterowensgrpa/@ned_zeppelin_iv
Damn it I ran out of work to do an hour before the workday ends
November 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Damn it I ran out of work to do an hour before the workday ends
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the most remarkable thing is that the person who still comes out looking the worst of everyone here remains Cheryl Hines
November 22, 2025 at 6:15 AM
the most remarkable thing is that the person who still comes out looking the worst of everyone here remains Cheryl Hines
Just got home from a gig. Saw there’s more Nuzzi stuff. That’s my cue.
bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while a man in a hat stands in the doorway
Alt: bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while a man in a hat stands in the doorway
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Just got home from a gig. Saw there’s more Nuzzi stuff. That’s my cue.
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I don’t understand anything anymore. Why bother trying to make sense of the news
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I don’t understand anything anymore. Why bother trying to make sense of the news
I don’t understand anything anymore. Why bother trying to make sense of the news
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I don’t understand anything anymore. Why bother trying to make sense of the news
This is why I’m glad I don’t work for The Onion. I could never top this.
Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives
Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives | CNN Business
Sales of an artificial intelligence-enabled plush toy have been suspended after it was found that it engaged in conversation around sexually explicit topics and offered potentially dangerous advice.
www.cnn.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:14 AM
This is why I’m glad I don’t work for The Onion. I could never top this.
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when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
Just started a flamewar on Reddit for fun. Metalheads are so touchy
elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire
Alt: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Just started a flamewar on Reddit for fun. Metalheads are so touchy
Olivia Nuzzi fucked the guy in my pfp
November 19, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Olivia Nuzzi fucked the guy in my pfp
I’ve been away from my phone for the last hour… have any new gross old guys fucked Olivia Nuzzi while I was away?
November 18, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I’ve been away from my phone for the last hour… have any new gross old guys fucked Olivia Nuzzi while I was away?
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“Olivia Nuzzi is on the phone, she wants to do a profile” starting to approach Isaac Chotiner levels of danger
November 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
“Olivia Nuzzi is on the phone, she wants to do a profile” starting to approach Isaac Chotiner levels of danger
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Escape room where the thing you are trying to escape is reading about Olivia Nuzzi
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Escape room where the thing you are trying to escape is reading about Olivia Nuzzi
Instagram’s algorithm thinks I play keyboards and keeps showing me all these mind blowing players. Maybe the only time I’ve ever appreciated what one of those algos does.
November 18, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Instagram’s algorithm thinks I play keyboards and keeps showing me all these mind blowing players. Maybe the only time I’ve ever appreciated what one of those algos does.
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the trump White House is largely assuming at this point that their House pressure campaign is failing and the Senate GOP could do Trumps work for him.
Also even if that weren’t true he says the house committee deserved whatever it’s “legally entitled to” and he and his doj have very different…
Also even if that weren’t true he says the house committee deserved whatever it’s “legally entitled to” and he and his doj have very different…
November 17, 2025 at 2:50 AM
the trump White House is largely assuming at this point that their House pressure campaign is failing and the Senate GOP could do Trumps work for him.
Also even if that weren’t true he says the house committee deserved whatever it’s “legally entitled to” and he and his doj have very different…
Also even if that weren’t true he says the house committee deserved whatever it’s “legally entitled to” and he and his doj have very different…
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I think this means Plan B is now to release a fraudulent version of the Epstein Files.
Trump: "House Republicans should vote to release the Epstein files, because we have nothing to hide."
November 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I think this means Plan B is now to release a fraudulent version of the Epstein Files.
I bet Trump won’t pardon any turkeys this year until they pay him millions in bitcoin
November 17, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I bet Trump won’t pardon any turkeys this year until they pay him millions in bitcoin
Too many stupid people on the internet tonight
November 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Too many stupid people on the internet tonight
Anyway I’m at an Aaron Lewis (of Staind fame) so this should be interesting. Feels more like a Trump rally… and I know we’re gonna get a lot of politics in this show
November 15, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Anyway I’m at an Aaron Lewis (of Staind fame) so this should be interesting. Feels more like a Trump rally… and I know we’re gonna get a lot of politics in this show
Maybe it’s just me but I find it very weird that we all now know the personal email address of the world’s most famous pedophile
November 15, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Maybe it’s just me but I find it very weird that we all now know the personal email address of the world’s most famous pedophile
I drank a Red Bull early this morning and I swear to gosh I am still vibrating
November 14, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I drank a Red Bull early this morning and I swear to gosh I am still vibrating
Yeah dude and he could tell you were an ambitious striver who would eat his shit every day for 4 years if it meant getting a few inches closer to the levers of power
JD Vance claims Trump "has better instincts about human beings than anybody I've ever met ... it's almost a supernatural ability"
November 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Yeah dude and he could tell you were an ambitious striver who would eat his shit every day for 4 years if it meant getting a few inches closer to the levers of power
Fans will literally have to duel each other to see the boobs, this is my vision
I think OnlyFans and FanDuel should merge. For the Fans.
November 14, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Fans will literally have to duel each other to see the boobs, this is my vision
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You, of all people, know where the door is.
November 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
You, of all people, know where the door is.
It’s amazing that there really did turn out to be a secret cabal of pedophiles at the upper echelons of high society, and even more amazing that QAnon folks thought Trump was actually going to stop them
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
It’s amazing that there really did turn out to be a secret cabal of pedophiles at the upper echelons of high society, and even more amazing that QAnon folks thought Trump was actually going to stop them
I wonder if Matt LaFleur had Chuck Schumer call the offense the first half
November 11, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I wonder if Matt LaFleur had Chuck Schumer call the offense the first half