Walter (dead)
@nedzeppelin.bsky.social
Steel guitar enthusiast, proud Minneapolitan
Formerly: @walterowensgrpa/@ned_zeppelin_iv
Formerly: @walterowensgrpa/@ned_zeppelin_iv
So they’re gonna have to kill a bunch of good people to make this work
January 20, 2026 at 4:34 AM
So they’re gonna have to kill a bunch of good people to make this work
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Imagine having a reliable kicker
January 18, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Imagine having a reliable kicker
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I hope nobody finds my tweets about how the Bears suck and sends them to my employer demanding my termination for speaking ill of the dead
September 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I hope nobody finds my tweets about how the Bears suck and sends them to my employer demanding my termination for speaking ill of the dead
Good riddance, nutsack. I hope your plane crashes
January 19, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Good riddance, nutsack. I hope your plane crashes
They are the softest weenies
Jake Lang claims that getting pushed around and sprayed with water is the equivalent of lynching and asks the president to send the national guard.
January 18, 2026 at 2:00 AM
They are the softest weenies
Imagine having a reliable kicker
January 18, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Imagine having a reliable kicker
That Aidan Hutchinson Army ad is stolen valor. The most serious of all crimes
January 17, 2026 at 10:54 PM
That Aidan Hutchinson Army ad is stolen valor. The most serious of all crimes
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Live updates: The Minnesota National Guard has been mobilized and will be "staging to support local law enforcement and emergency management agencies." Personnel were called up to active duty for at least 72 hours as of last night.
Live: Counterprotesters chase off Jake Lang’s group from downtown Minneapolis
Hundreds of counterprotesters outnumbered the conservative influencer’s supporters protesting Islam on Saturday.
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January 17, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Live updates: The Minnesota National Guard has been mobilized and will be "staging to support local law enforcement and emergency management agencies." Personnel were called up to active duty for at least 72 hours as of last night.
So those pics from before were from this counter protest for Jake Lang’s white nationalist rally/march. Unfortunately for him he was met with a barrage of water balloons, snowballs, silly string, and apparently a few fists, and we ran the Nazis out of there pretty quick.
January 17, 2026 at 8:58 PM
So those pics from before were from this counter protest for Jake Lang’s white nationalist rally/march. Unfortunately for him he was met with a barrage of water balloons, snowballs, silly string, and apparently a few fists, and we ran the Nazis out of there pretty quick.
Look like most of the chuds stayed home
January 17, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Look like most of the chuds stayed home
God I love playing music with professionals again
January 17, 2026 at 5:32 AM
God I love playing music with professionals again
Fell down on my driveway this morning an my hip hurts now. Abolish ICE. And then abolish ice.
January 17, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Fell down on my driveway this morning an my hip hurts now. Abolish ICE. And then abolish ice.
If you’re in Minneapolis and you want to take a break from all the stressful shit for a few hours, there’s gonna be a Dolly Parton tribute show at the Fine Line tonight. I’m in the house band and we’ve got a bunch of fantastic singers on board.
January 16, 2026 at 3:58 PM
If you’re in Minneapolis and you want to take a break from all the stressful shit for a few hours, there’s gonna be a Dolly Parton tribute show at the Fine Line tonight. I’m in the house band and we’ve got a bunch of fantastic singers on board.
If I won a Nobel prize I’d sell it on eBay
January 16, 2026 at 5:10 AM
If I won a Nobel prize I’d sell it on eBay
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"We're ending the war on protein," "whole milk is back." I guess that's probably really amazing news if you're stupid
January 16, 2026 at 4:57 AM
"We're ending the war on protein," "whole milk is back." I guess that's probably really amazing news if you're stupid
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The Minneapolis mayor and police chief do not get it. By admonishing protesters, they are telling the WRONG PEOPLE to de-escalate and remain peaceful. They literally told everyone to go home tonight.
This is not going to solve their problem.
This is not going to solve their problem.
January 15, 2026 at 4:49 AM
The Minneapolis mayor and police chief do not get it. By admonishing protesters, they are telling the WRONG PEOPLE to de-escalate and remain peaceful. They literally told everyone to go home tonight.
This is not going to solve their problem.
This is not going to solve their problem.
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the problem with an untrained secret police squad that shoots people in their cars isn’t that they’re untrained
January 15, 2026 at 1:19 AM
the problem with an untrained secret police squad that shoots people in their cars isn’t that they’re untrained
Someone said mean things to me and now I’ve got internal bleeding, this sucks
January 14, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Someone said mean things to me and now I’ve got internal bleeding, this sucks
Next time I hear someone say All Lives Matter I’m going to ask “including immigrants?”
January 14, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Next time I hear someone say All Lives Matter I’m going to ask “including immigrants?”
Gravity remains undefeated
January 14, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Gravity remains undefeated
I wish there was a pill I could take that would get songs I have stuck in my head to go away
January 14, 2026 at 3:10 PM
I wish there was a pill I could take that would get songs I have stuck in my head to go away
I haven’t been able to get involved in anything here yet since I’ve had too much pressing stuff to do but tomorrow I think that finally changes. We’re pretty insulated from all this in the suburbs but I lived in south Minneapolis for years and years and it’ll always be home to me.
January 14, 2026 at 5:08 AM
I haven’t been able to get involved in anything here yet since I’ve had too much pressing stuff to do but tomorrow I think that finally changes. We’re pretty insulated from all this in the suburbs but I lived in south Minneapolis for years and years and it’ll always be home to me.