high-functioning sloth⁷
@seesawenthooz.borasky.social
Mostly a BTS fan account. Fic writer, '82-liner. Namgi double-biased, but OT7 is the only truth. Executive editor of Namgi Studies Quarterly. https://archiveofourown.org/users/museumofflight/pseuds/Seesawenthooz 아포방포
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A thread of all my BTS fanfic!
My AO3: archiveofourown.org/users/museum...
My AO3: archiveofourown.org/users/museum...
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im large but he's in charge to the max 🫠
November 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
im large but he's in charge to the max 🫠
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BOAT STUCK HOLIDAY EDITION
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
BOAT STUCK HOLIDAY EDITION
I wish I could post my pics from PTD LA Day 1 fourth anniversary, but they are (a) lost somewhere on a thumb drive due to the mess that was transitioning from iphone to Samsung, and (b) terrible to begin with 😅
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I wish I could post my pics from PTD LA Day 1 fourth anniversary, but they are (a) lost somewhere on a thumb drive due to the mess that was transitioning from iphone to Samsung, and (b) terrible to begin with 😅
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please enjoy brand new tingler POUNDED BY THIS DELICIOUS TOFURKEY ON THANKSGIVING out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0G45479FL or on all patreon tiers www.patreon.com/posts/pounde...
November 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
please enjoy brand new tingler POUNDED BY THIS DELICIOUS TOFURKEY ON THANKSGIVING out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0G45479FL or on all patreon tiers www.patreon.com/posts/pounde...
These are all spot on but jin is tbe MOST spot on
BTS "critiquing their fanfic a la Kenny Hao from 1verse" on Weverse live: a thread
November 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
These are all spot on but jin is tbe MOST spot on
#bcdtrade Currently available dupes! I'll trade for anything, but I'm especially looking for LY or HYYH Yoongis or Namjoons. Username is seesawenthooz
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
#bcdtrade Currently available dupes! I'll trade for anything, but I'm especially looking for LY or HYYH Yoongis or Namjoons. Username is seesawenthooz
This is correct. He has watched hundreds of hours of YT videos on this. He has read all the blogs. He has read all the cookbooks. He has compared techniques and weighed pros and cons. He monologues all of this at the rest of them while he's cooking.
Yoongi: the turkey and it is IMACULATE. It's the best turkey anyone has ever had. it's a task that requires dedication ranged in multiple days, not hours. he brought it over raw the night before to start working on brining and preparing it. also makes two kinds of stuffing, vegetarian and not
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
This is correct. He has watched hundreds of hours of YT videos on this. He has read all the blogs. He has read all the cookbooks. He has compared techniques and weighed pros and cons. He monologues all of this at the rest of them while he's cooking.
it'd be cool if my brain let me write
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
it'd be cool if my brain let me write
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sometimes namjoon opens his mouth and says the gayest shit ever and then closes his mouth and carries on
November 27, 2025 at 3:53 AM
sometimes namjoon opens his mouth and says the gayest shit ever and then closes his mouth and carries on
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OH GOD!!!!! EVEN MORE!!!!!
BTS JIMIN＆JUNG KOOKの独占シューティング＆動画を公開！ 『Are You Sure?!』シーズン2が配信
BTS JIMIN＆JUNG KOOKのふたり旅を追った『Are You Sure?!』（ディズニープラス）が、待望のシーズン2に突入。配信開始を記念して、エル撮りおろしのカットと彼らの素顔に迫る動画インタビューを公開！
www.elle.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
OH GOD!!!!! EVEN MORE!!!!!
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November 27, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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our sun and moon duo 🥹
November 27, 2025 at 3:37 AM
our sun and moon duo 🥹
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okay he said a "fatal" vampire kind of guy but that doesn't make the "i want to give him my blood" line better (19:33 timestamp)
[BANGTAN BOMB] "BE" Album Review Part.2 (3X3 Unit ver.) - BTS (방탄소년단)
YouTube video by BANGTANTV
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November 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
okay he said a "fatal" vampire kind of guy but that doesn't make the "i want to give him my blood" line better (19:33 timestamp)
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It’s ok. When I say 1, 2, 3 forget it. Erase the sad memories. Let’s hold hands and smile together.
ApoBangpo 💜💜💜
ApoBangpo 💜💜💜
Let's walk only along the flower path
I can't say such words
Let's see only the good things
I can't say such words as well
That, from now on, there will be only good things
that we will not get hurt anymore,
I can't say such words
I can't say such lies
- 2!3!
I can't say such words
Let's see only the good things
I can't say such words as well
That, from now on, there will be only good things
that we will not get hurt anymore,
I can't say such words
I can't say such lies
- 2!3!
November 26, 2025 at 11:47 AM
It’s ok. When I say 1, 2, 3 forget it. Erase the sad memories. Let’s hold hands and smile together.
ApoBangpo 💜💜💜
ApoBangpo 💜💜💜
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I remember this scene in Redwall
It's a beautiful day. We just dropped new merch for the first time in a year.
merl-shop.co.uk
(and, yes: we ship internationally!)
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merl-shop.co.uk
(and, yes: we ship internationally!)
🧵
November 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I remember this scene in Redwall
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I've seen people say that getting attached to ChatGPT is like "believing the stripper really loves you", but that's not true. It's more like believing that the dryer personally composed that little jingle on a lonely sockless night just to win your affections.
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I've seen people say that getting attached to ChatGPT is like "believing the stripper really loves you", but that's not true. It's more like believing that the dryer personally composed that little jingle on a lonely sockless night just to win your affections.
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Me in the fight against AI
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Me in the fight against AI
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Pope Leo 🤝 Hayao Miyazaki
"AI is an offense against Life."
"AI is an offense against Life."
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Pope Leo 🤝 Hayao Miyazaki
"AI is an offense against Life."
"AI is an offense against Life."
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in other news i've locked down the first two parts of my (somewhat) epistolary namgi fic and started putting words toward the third part 🥳
here are some text messages because these letter writers finally rejoined the 21st century 🤣 #wipwed
here are some text messages because these letter writers finally rejoined the 21st century 🤣 #wipwed
![Namjoon ah, I'm really having such a good time.
Namjoon ah, what if I quit the group and become a therapist?? Will you support hyung?
You know I'll support you in anything, hyung, but please consider that you don't have to leave Bangtan to do that.
How are the kids?
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That's so cute, hyung! Did they write you those cards?
Yeah. It's Teacher's Day today 🥺
🥺🥺 that's adorable, hyung. They must really like spending time with you.
The doctors said they ask for me all week when I'm not there. My heart melted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qcm5uvtzizbj2xjfzno4cyr7/bafkreiarqvrsm74ivbbku75a76pvgj6dmo5tqg3w43h2c5ihmtti7kgqmq@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
in other news i've locked down the first two parts of my (somewhat) epistolary namgi fic and started putting words toward the third part 🥳
here are some text messages because these letter writers finally rejoined the 21st century 🤣 #wipwed
here are some text messages because these letter writers finally rejoined the 21st century 🤣 #wipwed
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Singer/songwriter is an art that requires less of an expense than illustrator in that you don't even need crayon and paper.
The subtext is what it's always been- These people don't want to be artists. They want to be famous.
The subtext is what it's always been- These people don't want to be artists. They want to be famous.
All AI music does is devalue the work done by human artists. It’s not accessibility, it’s exploitation. We need real protections for artists against AI!
BTW — even if you had access to this AI startup as a child, you still wouldn’t know how to make music.
BTW — even if you had access to this AI startup as a child, you still wouldn’t know how to make music.
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Singer/songwriter is an art that requires less of an expense than illustrator in that you don't even need crayon and paper.
The subtext is what it's always been- These people don't want to be artists. They want to be famous.
The subtext is what it's always been- These people don't want to be artists. They want to be famous.
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It's never "let's fund free music education at every public school so all children can learn how to make music." Instead it's letting billionaires steal the labor of musicians to make a shitty slop machine.
All AI music does is devalue the work done by human artists. It’s not accessibility, it’s exploitation. We need real protections for artists against AI!
BTW — even if you had access to this AI startup as a child, you still wouldn’t know how to make music.
BTW — even if you had access to this AI startup as a child, you still wouldn’t know how to make music.
November 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
It's never "let's fund free music education at every public school so all children can learn how to make music." Instead it's letting billionaires steal the labor of musicians to make a shitty slop machine.