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fam I was messing around in Procreate (still barely past the "brushes" module in my course) and the sleeping meds kicked in right when I discovered some of the really insane brushes and I am like. THE HAPPIEST ART KID RN.
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
fam I was messing around in Procreate (still barely past the "brushes" module in my course) and the sleeping meds kicked in right when I discovered some of the really insane brushes and I am like. THE HAPPIEST ART KID RN.
legitimately this is why they're all lowkey obsessed with him !!!!
Another day, another time I swear at Hoseok for being so intentionally intensely hot 🥵
Do you think he just pulls this out on the BTS guys? Bopping through life as Hobi and then suddenly 📯🗣️HOSEOK🗣️📯 for a minute...
(And oh they *glued* those pants to his hips, huh...)
Do you think he just pulls this out on the BTS guys? Bopping through life as Hobi and then suddenly 📯🗣️HOSEOK🗣️📯 for a minute...
(And oh they *glued* those pants to his hips, huh...)
November 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
legitimately this is why they're all lowkey obsessed with him !!!!
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berlin hoseok altered the fabric of space time (titty bounce)
November 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
berlin hoseok altered the fabric of space time (titty bounce)
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jesus hoseok christ what the fuck
November 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
jesus hoseok christ what the fuck
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they share one brain cell
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
they share one brain cell
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I love when the reason behind questionable bangtan hair moments turns out to be "the member was left unsupervised with a pair of blunt scissors"
November 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I love when the reason behind questionable bangtan hair moments turns out to be "the member was left unsupervised with a pair of blunt scissors"
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Why the hell did yoongi leave namseok UNSUPERVISED blending herbs to make a sauce in episode 58 of run bts
Why.
IS HE INSANE.
Why.
IS HE INSANE.
November 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Why the hell did yoongi leave namseok UNSUPERVISED blending herbs to make a sauce in episode 58 of run bts
Why.
IS HE INSANE.
Why.
IS HE INSANE.
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Black Thought’s 10 minute freestyle. And I mean an actual freestyle off the top of his head on Hot 97 live with no mistakes or pauses. The lyricism needs to be studied by some of your favs.
This ain’t rap. This is HIP HOP!
#goat
youtu.be/prmQgSpV3fA?...
This ain’t rap. This is HIP HOP!
#goat
youtu.be/prmQgSpV3fA?...
January 14, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Black Thought’s 10 minute freestyle. And I mean an actual freestyle off the top of his head on Hot 97 live with no mistakes or pauses. The lyricism needs to be studied by some of your favs.
This ain’t rap. This is HIP HOP!
#goat
youtu.be/prmQgSpV3fA?...
This ain’t rap. This is HIP HOP!
#goat
youtu.be/prmQgSpV3fA?...
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wait i just realized something devastating: SJ is 2 years younger than JK is now
he did ALL that and kissed the trophy anyway while BEING TWO YEARS YOUNGER THAN JK NOW
he did ALL that and kissed the trophy anyway while BEING TWO YEARS YOUNGER THAN JK NOW
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
wait i just realized something devastating: SJ is 2 years younger than JK is now
he did ALL that and kissed the trophy anyway while BEING TWO YEARS YOUNGER THAN JK NOW
he did ALL that and kissed the trophy anyway while BEING TWO YEARS YOUNGER THAN JK NOW
this is hands down one of my favorite SJ moments because he's masterfully protecting his dongsaeng, making everyone laugh, AND pointing out how insane that request is all at once. He's so good.
this is the same seokjin who yelled, adamant at saying no for being requested to kiss tae on the cheek (king of boundaries) who now becomes the one suggesting vhope to kiss and agrees to a 2seok kiss instead because It’s Completely Different when it’s the members suggesting the kiss strategy
November 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
this is hands down one of my favorite SJ moments because he's masterfully protecting his dongsaeng, making everyone laugh, AND pointing out how insane that request is all at once. He's so good.
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I hope there's a god just so when I die I can ask them what the fuck was going on with Bangtan.
November 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I hope there's a god just so when I die I can ask them what the fuck was going on with Bangtan.
taehyung sir u can already get it there's no need to audition in public like this
November 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
taehyung sir u can already get it there's no need to audition in public like this
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yoongi rubbing jimin's thigh because it's right.. there... (the little head nods 😭)
November 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
yoongi rubbing jimin's thigh because it's right.. there... (the little head nods 😭)
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yoongi rubbing his only hyung's thigh and making him laugh
November 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
yoongi rubbing his only hyung's thigh and making him laugh
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jungkook fighting demons & losing to rub hobi's thigh
November 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
jungkook fighting demons & losing to rub hobi's thigh
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This thread is part of why I was super confused seeing how like other male groups aren't like this like I got here first and then found other groups and y'all Bangtan is so fuckin touching on each other all the time it's so damn wild
bts rubbing each other's thighs: a self-indulgent thread 🧵
November 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
This thread is part of why I was super confused seeing how like other male groups aren't like this like I got here first and then found other groups and y'all Bangtan is so fuckin touching on each other all the time it's so damn wild
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bangtan sonyeondan misrepresenting male friendships in korea: a case study 🧵
November 25, 2025 at 9:23 AM
bangtan sonyeondan misrepresenting male friendships in korea: a case study 🧵
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I really love this idea! And Jan 1st is an easy date to remember 💜
Let's get it 💪
Let's get it 💪
🏃🏻RUN BULLETPROOF RUN 🏃♀️
On January 1st let’s get ready for the BTS Comeback by charting “Run BTS”
🛒 Purchase
🎶 Stream
🕺🏻Post yourself doing the choreo
👩🏻💻Make edits with the song
#️⃣ #RUNwBTSin2026
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🔗 runbtsrun.carrd.co
On January 1st let’s get ready for the BTS Comeback by charting “Run BTS”
🛒 Purchase
🎶 Stream
🕺🏻Post yourself doing the choreo
👩🏻💻Make edits with the song
#️⃣ #RUNwBTSin2026
🔁 Repost to spread
🔗 runbtsrun.carrd.co
November 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I really love this idea! And Jan 1st is an easy date to remember 💜
Let's get it 💪
Let's get it 💪
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This will be forever be it
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
This will be forever be it
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wow “just the tip” hasn’t existed before? ……..glad it made it in
NEW AO3 CANONICAL TAGS!!!! tag yourself i’m identity crisis
November 25, 2025 at 5:25 AM
wow “just the tip” hasn’t existed before? ……..glad it made it in
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important
this is quite possibly the gayest hard launch of a couple ever to be seen and yet it's just vmin being vmin
November 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM
important
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What is, in your opinion, the gayest shit bts have ever done? For me it’s everything jihooe have done while performing blanket kick
November 19, 2025 at 1:45 AM
What is, in your opinion, the gayest shit bts have ever done? For me it’s everything jihooe have done while performing blanket kick