j-hoe stan
@allmostblue.bsky.social
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FKA fictionalaspect || 40's || B.A.P 💚 2012, BTS 💜 2013, bandom forever || many, many fic 👉 http://alturl.com/ynpok 🔞 || not female.
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allmostblue.bsky.social
delulu is the tried and trululu
allmostblue.bsky.social
this feels significant but I think it's just that they are already 1/3rd queer and I have some SUSPICIONS about the rest of them but also I love their chaotic group dynamic so much?? idk.

also lara rajj PHWOARRRR 🥵🔥
allmostblue.bsky.social
inshallah 🙏🏻 but also it was posted Dec 2023 😔
allmostblue.bsky.social
I'm pretending it ended right before that at the cute sex scene lol
allmostblue.bsky.social
I was like "and he WHAT NOW???"
allmostblue.bsky.social
I should have known better and tbh without that single sentence it was a fine fic on it's own that was basically done but also: WHYYYYYYYYY
allmostblue.bsky.social
The Algorithm™️ has realized I love KATSEYE and keeps feeding me adorable videos of them on various socmed sites and it was very interesting to realize that videos of them now give me the same level of endorphins + investment that BTS ones do
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kinkamink.bsky.social
Muscle Kitty 🐥🐱
#kinkaminkart
Drawing of buff shirtless cat Jimin with calico cat ears and a tail. He is holding a towel around his waist and his tattoos are on display.
allmostblue.bsky.social
I read the cutest destination wedding namgi fic today and it was so soft and fluffy and then it ended with "AND THEN YOONGI WOKE UP ALONE" and a promise to post the rest at some unspecified point in the future 😭😭😭
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kinkamink.bsky.social
Muscle Bunny 🐰
#kinkaminkart
Drawing of buff shirtless bunny Jungkook with a towel wrapped around his waist
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kinkamink.bsky.social
Muscle Tiger 🐯
#kinkaminkart
Drawing of buff shirtless Taehyung with a tiger tail and ears. His sweatpants are riding low on his hips.
allmostblue.bsky.social
this 👇👇👇
pantsawe.borasky.social
Another side of this is I'm not here to educate strangers on the Internet or fight with them. That can be someone else's hobby but it's not mine, it's not my idea of a good time. I'm perfectly willing to engage in good faith with people I know well from here and do. Otherwise, have a great day!
allmostblue.bsky.social
"idea (r)" is a good one that doesn't give my geographical location away
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What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
allmostblue.bsky.social
western fandoms really need to get with the times, damn. My ARMY Bomb can practically call Siri for me
allmostblue.bsky.social
I am one of like 10% of people who have mostly cartilage where the piercing needs to go so it will always be at a 9 out of 10 on MY pain scale to get that piercing. It was as bad as when I fractured my shoulder and it healed with no medical treatment.
allmostblue.bsky.social
I'm not, I wish I hadn't known what it was like to feel that joy since I can never have it ever again.
allmostblue.bsky.social
between The Horrors™️ and this I genuinely feel like I want to give up and it's such a stupid thing to be upset over but it made this awful body feel Cool for a minute and I Liked Being In It for a minute and now that's gone too 😔
allmostblue.bsky.social
my septum piercing fell out and I have to wait 3 weeks to let it close up and then get it re-pierced and new piercer confirmed it would probably hurt more than before so...goodbye piercing 😔
allmostblue.bsky.social
sometimes you gotta buy an extra suitcase!! or just mail them back to yourself, Japan Post is super fast and reliable!!
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araleith.bsky.social
If these two approached me at a bar and said they liked my vibe friends I'd be the filling in that sandwich so fast
sgmnyg7.bsky.social
hobi so real looking at this fine ass daddy min yoongi with *this* sweater on and his soft hair oh my fucking god his hands oh i’m sick i need him matter fact lemme get em both i can take it
yoongi in the fucking iconic brown sweater looking peak daddy sipping on a canned drink sitting on a couch with blue slacks on next to hobi staring at his with all the fucking love in his eyes. hobi’s wearing a beanie and a white mask with a black puffer and grey jeans with his legs crossed showing a black sneaker. they’re backstage somewhere
allmostblue.bsky.social
this is the realest shit though like UGH wdym I have to sit with my uncomfortable feelings like a fully realized human
allmostblue.bsky.social
I'm having the worst morning sigh
allmostblue.bsky.social
pretty sure y'all will NOT be getting that first chapter of RPRP 2 because I'm pretty sure it got deleted. All 2000+ words. which is. fun.

I'm going back to bed.
allmostblue.bsky.social
....so if one, say, was in the process of migrating from Scrivnr to Narrative as a writing app, and one deleted Scrivnr from their iPad (which has a separate local file cache) and did NOT back up those files like an idiot......those files are, uh. Gone now. right?

hahahhahha fuck