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Coastally1337
@coastally1337.bsky.social
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Xennial Dad of 4/Child of Immigrants/🇰🇷🇺🇸 I’m like your Asian Dad if he was a stoner who fixes cars, gives advice and believes FUCK ICE and Protect trans kids.
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Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 13d
White moderates be like
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Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 34m
It’s so damn easy not to be a piece of shit on this issue. So easy.
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Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 1h
“When someone shows you who they are, believe them”
The St. Louis gun toting lawyers
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Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 1h
FWIW it’s because we’ve elected nothing but feckless quislings for the last 40 years, so the first thing is to clean house.
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Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 2h
Revoke Benioffs’s San Francisco Privileges
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Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 2h
And even with a billion dollars they lost, big time.

Blame the voters if you want, that doesn’t seem a stupid myopic cope strategy at all
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Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 2h
K bye
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Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 2h
You’re right. Outside of a few brave ones, they haven’t said anything at all
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Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 2h
I’m so flat I’m just happily losing 10% because the dollar is puking and hoping/praying the dollar has any value in the future.
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Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 2h
I’m going to remodel my kitchen to add one of these
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Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 2h
How do I get the algorithm to stop with all the Taylor Swift
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Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 2h
The Dems say this “is a distraction”
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Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 3h
Starting from Clinton and through Obama 1.5, national dems did everything they could to put that fence they sat on ALL the way up there.
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Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 3h
Advised cowardice by the same political consultants who are elevator pitching Viktor Orban and MBS.
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Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 3h
Dems with the “defending our neighbors is a trap!”

How did this cowardly circus of a political party oversee America marriage equality? Even as useless passengers in the process? That breaks my brain every time.
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Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 3h
Screenshot of Luigi with caption “Luigi Time!”
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Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 3h
The only thing Ammosexuals love more than their guns is the fantasy of killing brown people with them.

Anything else is just bullshit.
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Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 3h
A new regime should make an example of tech by regulating , nationalizing, suing, and jailing whoever’s gotta get it.
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Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 3h
Oh look it’s the defcon 1 nightmare that every supposed 2A patriot claims is gonna kill the Constitution: where the FUCK is NRA then? Calguns Federation?

Too busy molesting at Bible study, huh?
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Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 3h
In my opinion anything less than “The Rosenbergs” is a betrayal of American justice.

All of these traitors deserve die by the public’s hand.
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Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 4h
Tell them they can give up their money or we can use their entrails to train the AI
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Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 4h
I’m dead serious when I say the revolution should begin in Silicon Valley, starting with the VCs and then onto the campuses
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Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 4h
Looks like KKK Snoop Dogg
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Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 5h
a man in a black and gold jacket is standing in front of a crowd and says `` i smell jabronis '' .
ALT: a man in a black and gold jacket is standing in front of a crowd and says `` i smell jabronis '' .
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Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 21h
Bovino: “We, the dumbest fucking people in America, can tell”
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Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 23h
Think of it as 13th century Europeans making a glockenspiel/vibes transformer