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coastally1337.bsky.social
Coastally1337
@coastally1337.bsky.social
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Xennial Dad of 4/Child of Immigrants/🇰🇷🇺🇸 I’m like your Asian Dad if he was a stoner who fixes cars, gives advice and believes FUCK ICE and Protect trans kids.
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Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 11d
White moderates be like
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Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 41m
AntifaBAE
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Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 3h
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Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 4h
I can’t read this without bawling my eyes out
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Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 7h
Not just content either—the delivery is better than flawless.

Forgive me AG James, for I was not familiar with your game.
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Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 7h
Objectively speaking, this is the most compelling and effective public statement I’ve ever seen from an elected. Absolutely nailed it.
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New York Attorney General Letitia James @newyorkstateag.bsky.social · 7h
This is nothing more than a continuation of the president’s desperate weaponization of our justice system.

I am not fearful — I am fearless.

We will fight these baseless charges aggressively, and my office will continue to fiercely protect New Yorkers and their rights..
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Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 7h
Needs to reup on krokodil
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Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 7h
That doesn’t even make fucking sense
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Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 7h
As legal observers tasked with protecting citizens and their first amendment rights
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Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 7h
All while claiming “it’s meritocracy” when it’s just more mediocrity.
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Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 7h
They’ll be disbarred eventually, right? Right???
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Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 7h
Is terminally online Alito gonna be jealous that he doesn’t get his own civil rights violation?
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Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 7h
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Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 7h
Being arrested by people that meaningfully resemble the mob that was wiping its shit on the walls of our capitol?
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Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 7h
The heckler’s job is best summed up by Warhol’s “art is getting away with it” so if you’re just there to yell FUCK [NAME]—just don’t!

Good heckling is topical! Good heckling is entertaining! Good heckling is PG-13!
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Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 7h
I’m not only an annoying high volume bsky shitposter I’m also an expert sports game heckler and he’s 💯 right:

Please STFU unless you have actual material.
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Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 8h
ASIAN SELLOUTS: YOU WILL NEVER ACHIEVE WHITENESS QUIT TRYING
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Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 8h
Fuck this Asian sellout we don’t claim his bitch ass
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Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 8h
I am never going to forgive liberals.
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Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 8h
I was thinking—maybe public cells on the national mall so that Americans might come and spit on and heckle these fucking traitors.

Make it fun, make it whimsy.
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Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 8h
You KNOW Donald Trump has never successfully performed the cha cha slide because it’s too hard
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Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 8h
They need to go to Gitmo.

It’s been a facility looking for an actual purpose since it was built and now it’s finally found one.
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Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 8h
I would’ve bullied this douchebag for his sissy name.

Your moms a hoe, LELAND
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Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 9h
All the other parents gotta defend each other in that scenario
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Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 9h
Fuck you Andy Kim
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Coastally1337 @coastally1337.bsky.social · 10h
Fuck Fetterman