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Coastally1337
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Xennial Dad of 4/Child of Immigrants/🇰🇷🇺🇸

I’m like your Asian Dad if he was a stoner who fixes cars, gives advice and believes FUCK ICE and Protect trans kids.
MC Ellis Act doing shows at the old Cheesecake Factory 🎉🎉🎉
November 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Using the bones of immigrants, gotta get that Nick Fuentes vote, right Dems?
November 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Buy me a beer blue devils, we also beat belichUNCk
November 30, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Clearly someone hasn’t ridden the Shai Hulud that is a Reddit gamethread
November 30, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Pride of Brawley, CA 🫡
November 30, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I ruined Tiger’s halftime walkout at the Mikey Mohammed big game 💪🏽
November 30, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Also if you’re gonna take the time to cum a pearl necklace on the platter, you should put the turkey carcass chips underneath the (ostensibly) less hammered chunk-slices.
November 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Is this a meal for two?

Also pass the salt
November 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The Michigan Way is scoring 3 point points at a time goddamnit
November 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
It’s funny if you set the voice inside your head to “fundie baby voice” as you read this dreck
November 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
“Really? Your fragrant leftovers from the airport restaurant? It’s a 90 minute flight.”
November 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Forever and ever
November 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM
They got the guns but NYC has the numbers
November 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Looks like TJ herself was OTG!
November 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Forever, until their miserable lives are over
November 29, 2025 at 5:43 AM
This son of a bitch should swing for this
November 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I HATE the press

I understand now why they mob beheaded the journalists in 1789.
November 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Since the economy is hyperpumped by AI hype we can continue to ridicule and not use AI (because remember VR? lol) and crash the economy through making memes the old fashioned way.
November 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
There was a point in last night’s meal where I said “yo soy un fantazma” like Paul Bettany
November 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
That’s the kind of leadership that a “Speaker AOC” would bring to the caucus.
November 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
As a suburb dweller I hate my car more and more every day

If I could e-bike safely to work (<10 mi) I would but I’ve got way too many 60 mph arterials to navigate.
November 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The problem isn’t who or who isn’t driving, it’s that cars are so large/spatially inefficient that any system of transport based on cars is never going to scale without excess O&M, gridlock or pedestrian deaths.
November 28, 2025 at 4:43 PM