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CobraMisfit
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Beekeeper, board gamer, storyteller. Roll for Initiative.
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CobraMisfit @cobramisfit.bsky.social · 2d
Happy November 1st, gang!
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CobraMisfit @cobramisfit.bsky.social · 6d
I’m going to create a site where subscribers log in to watch folks make custard-based desserts.

I’m calling it OnlyFlans.
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CobraMisfit @cobramisfit.bsky.social · Oct 1
Happy October 1st, gang!
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CobraMisfit @cobramisfit.bsky.social · Sep 1
Happy Sept 1st (and Labor Day), gang!
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CobraMisfit @cobramisfit.bsky.social · Aug 1
Happy August 1st, gang!
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CobraMisfit @cobramisfit.bsky.social · Aug 1
dwight schrute from the office is wearing glasses and a suit and tie .
ALT: dwight schrute from the office is wearing glasses and a suit and tie .
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CobraMisfit @cobramisfit.bsky.social · Jul 4
Happy 4th of July, gang!
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CobraMisfit @cobramisfit.bsky.social · Jun 1
Happy June 1st, gang!
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CobraMisfit @cobramisfit.bsky.social · Apr 6
We regret to inform you that, due to the weakening economy, it will now take four legits to quit.
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CobraMisfit @cobramisfit.bsky.social · Apr 1
Happy April 1st, gang!
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CobraMisfit @cobramisfit.bsky.social · Mar 26
Quote of the Night:

“You moved all of this stuff by yourself?”

“Hate makes you strong.”

- The Middle
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CobraMisfit @cobramisfit.bsky.social · Mar 15
Did we ever come to a concensus on who was ultimately responsible for letting the dogs out?

And did we ever hold them accountable?
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CobraMisfit @cobramisfit.bsky.social · Mar 14
Happy Pi Day, gang.
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CobraMisfit @cobramisfit.bsky.social · Mar 11
Spring, baby.

SPRING!!!
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CobraMisfit @cobramisfit.bsky.social · Mar 10
Hope you all have a Super Mar10 day!

Get it?

GET IT?!
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…I’ll see myself out….
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CobraMisfit @cobramisfit.bsky.social · Mar 7
Quote of the Night:

“I won’t be selling delicious Idaho potatoes with your choice of 34 different toppings.

I’ll be selling lies!”

- The Middle
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CobraMisfit @cobramisfit.bsky.social · Mar 4
Quote of the Night:

“You really think mamma birds push their babies out of the nest to help them learn to fly?

Maybe they’re just sick of them.”

- The Middle
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CobraMisfit @cobramisfit.bsky.social · Mar 3
Quote of the Night:

“Nobody on the computer is having as much fun as you think they are.”

- The Middle
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CobraMisfit @cobramisfit.bsky.social · Mar 1
Happy March 1st, gang!
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CobraMisfit @cobramisfit.bsky.social · Feb 18
New dis.

Who phone?
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CobraMisfit @cobramisfit.bsky.social · Feb 15
Who knew all those years of playing Tetris was just preparing me to load the dishwasher efficiently?
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CobraMisfit @cobramisfit.bsky.social · Feb 14
No clue what they were doing, but CobraMiniFit’s stuffies had an active day.
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CobraMisfit @cobramisfit.bsky.social · Feb 12
Boris Karlof gets a pass.

Tom Cruise does not.
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CobraMisfit @cobramisfit.bsky.social · Feb 12
THERE ARE MUMMY MOVIES WITHOUT R&E!
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CobraMisfit @cobramisfit.bsky.social · Feb 12
What’s the scariest city in California?

Mali-BOOOOOOO!

ba-dum-tishhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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…I’ll see myself out….

(Courtesy of a coworker on our morning meeting)