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CobraMisfit
@cobramisfit.bsky.social
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Beekeeper, board gamer, storyteller. Roll for Initiative.
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Happy November 1st, gang!
I’m going to create a site where subscribers log in to watch folks make custard-based desserts.

I’m calling it OnlyFlans.
Happy October 1st, gang!
Happy Sept 1st (and Labor Day), gang!
Happy August 1st, gang!
Happy 4th of July, gang!
Happy June 1st, gang!
We regret to inform you that, due to the weakening economy, it will now take four legits to quit.
Happy April 1st, gang!
Quote of the Night:

“You moved all of this stuff by yourself?”

“Hate makes you strong.”

- The Middle
Did we ever come to a concensus on who was ultimately responsible for letting the dogs out?

And did we ever hold them accountable?
Spring, baby.

SPRING!!!
Hope you all have a Super Mar10 day!

Get it?

GET IT?!
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…I’ll see myself out….
Quote of the Night:

“I won’t be selling delicious Idaho potatoes with your choice of 34 different toppings.

I’ll be selling lies!”

- The Middle
Quote of the Night:

“You really think mamma birds push their babies out of the nest to help them learn to fly?

Maybe they’re just sick of them.”

- The Middle
Quote of the Night:

“Nobody on the computer is having as much fun as you think they are.”

- The Middle
Happy March 1st, gang!
Who knew all those years of playing Tetris was just preparing me to load the dishwasher efficiently?
No clue what they were doing, but CobraMiniFit’s stuffies had an active day.
Boris Karlof gets a pass.

Tom Cruise does not.
THERE ARE MUMMY MOVIES WITHOUT R&E!
What’s the scariest city in California?

Mali-BOOOOOOO!

ba-dum-tishhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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…I’ll see myself out….

(Courtesy of a coworker on our morning meeting)