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Abzan Death and Taxes

@coburnsdivine.bsky.social

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she/her Enforcer, Chicago Fan, aspiring T1 MtG judge. Lover of all things Abzan.

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Abzan Death and Taxes @coburnsdivine.bsky.social · Oct 4

Well, it's been a year. And I've only now posted two more decks, with a third being edited. Also been some tweaks to the old postings, but very minor.

Abzan Death and Taxes @coburnsdivine.bsky.social · Aug 24

I said I'd post my current decks, and I'll start with my recently tweaked Karador: tinyurl.com/2p923tnc

I'll post more decks as I upload them.

The Dead deny your strength. - Commander (Karador, Ghost Chieftain)

A deck created using the deck building website, Moxfield.

tinyurl.com

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Abzan Death and Taxes @coburnsdivine.bsky.social · 20m

They aren't throwing me off, if only because my brain was already like: okay, Hogaak makes this Sultai.

Abzan Death and Taxes @coburnsdivine.bsky.social · 41m

All of those azorius and izzet hybrid cards kept throwing me for a loop.

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Abzan Death and Taxes @coburnsdivine.bsky.social · 42m

(enthusiastic) Yeah it is!

Abzan Death and Taxes @coburnsdivine.bsky.social · 2d

...fuck, another post reminding me that I'm more of a normie than I thought.

Abzan Death and Taxes @coburnsdivine.bsky.social · 4d

Ugh. So tired from work last night that I don't even want to get out of my car to go to bed in my apartment. Gonna do it anyway, because it's warm in there.

Abzan Death and Taxes @coburnsdivine.bsky.social · 4d

I love Flavor Text Friday, and here's my contribution, from on of my favorite removal spells during WAR limited.

"Liliana whispered to whatever conciousness Oketra and Bontu had left. 'You are the gods. He is the usurper. You know what to do.'"

Abzan Death and Taxes @coburnsdivine.bsky.social · 4d

Lucky me, my lists blocked it already.

Abzan Death and Taxes @coburnsdivine.bsky.social · 5d

I love this Gargos interpretation so much.

Abzan Death and Taxes @coburnsdivine.bsky.social · 5d

Worth waiting to the end, for sure.

Abzan Death and Taxes @coburnsdivine.bsky.social · 5d

...omg, I might die without having tried something that sounds as amazing as this. Now in the bucketlist to try and find someone in my area who can make something like this and cross my fingers that it turns out anything as pretty as what you created for the shoot.

Abzan Death and Taxes @coburnsdivine.bsky.social · 5d

Wooooo, Bugs and pauper! Lessgoooo

Abzan Death and Taxes @coburnsdivine.bsky.social · 7d

Thanks to my recent trip across the country with the family, I was mildly reinspired to get back into making food for myself. Behold, my lunch for the next two days (recipe in alt text):

Two casserole dishes sit on a black stove top side by side.

Inside the left dish is a mango chicken salad conpised of: 1 peeled and cubed mango, ~4 pieces of slow-cooked chicken breast, 1/2c cilantro, 3/4c yogurt, 2T a jam of my choice (strawberry rhubarb, in this case), 2T Lime juice, 1T dijon mustard, and 1/4tsp of cayenne pepper.

The right-side dish is still mostly full with the rest of the pulled, slow-cooked, chicken not used.

A mango chicken salad sandwich on a broiche bun. Not my ideal (ciabatta is best), but delicious (and I may have put some more hot sauce on it to make it a little less sweet.)

Abzan Death and Taxes @coburnsdivine.bsky.social · 7d

The only reason I can see that the Titans (Eldrazi) aren't game changers... scratch that, I just straight up don't understand why they aren't. Including the non-legends like Void Winnower (my personal fave, because I'm apparently secretly a sadist) and It That Betrays.

Abzan Death and Taxes @coburnsdivine.bsky.social · 7d

*fans self*

Abzan Death and Taxes @coburnsdivine.bsky.social · 10d

Pretty sure the one I use that gets those accounts has been hidden by bsky, so I couldn't even check its name, though I think it still works. That or it's the Spectator Garden Party.

Abzan Death and Taxes @coburnsdivine.bsky.social · 10d

You have my attention, as I will be home from my vacation by that point.

Abzan Death and Taxes @coburnsdivine.bsky.social · 11d

I'm into it, for sure.

Abzan Death and Taxes @coburnsdivine.bsky.social · 11d

...this is wildly cool, and I want to find a place that does this now.

Abzan Death and Taxes @coburnsdivine.bsky.social · 11d

Sesame bagel, toasted to a light crisp, a thin layer of butter spread on right after it comes out of the toaster so it melts completely before putting a generous helping of cream cheese over, and then raspberry habenero jam on that. Not likely to win any NYC elections, but it's delightful.

Abzan Death and Taxes @coburnsdivine.bsky.social · 11d

Oh look, the ceasefire meant nothing at all, because Bibi never was going along with it in the first place.

Abzan Death and Taxes @coburnsdivine.bsky.social · 13d

Just playing and having fun here, and always up for a game (except right now, as I'm on a trip without any streaming gear)

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Abzan Death and Taxes @coburnsdivine.bsky.social · 14d

Mel...
*sits with you*
...Yes.

Abzan Death and Taxes @coburnsdivine.bsky.social · 15d

Wood elf: honey with hints of flora native to their home forest.
High elf: rainwater
Dark elf: not sure about the flavour, but the amount of shrooms involved *will* get you as high.

Abzan Death and Taxes @coburnsdivine.bsky.social · 15d

Sorry Mel, but at least cute!

Abzan Death and Taxes @coburnsdivine.bsky.social · 18d

Dunno if we've had enough connections for an opinion, but I like nice things. If they are also horny, well, I'll be surprised, but not unpleasantly?