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Salami Valentino Jr.

@cocosandra.bsky.social

71 followers 87 following 460 posts

Into city life. Interests include: science, branding, fitness, antiracism, movies, pop culture and arguing about pizza. Lives in Chicago [proper]. Raging feminist. Mom. She/Her 🍕🤘🏼🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✌🏻✊🏼🍻

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 35m

Get that antibiotic STAT. Shove it in your bloodstream asap.

Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 4h

This time, not figurative. Only literal.

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Kimberly Atkins Stohr @kimberlyeatkins.bsky.social · 1d

The president of the United States posted a video of him defecating on the American people. Many in my profession normalized it. This is a big reason why we are where we are.

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 4h

I want to climb in there and see where it takes me. Has to be better than this timeline.*

*Note: I don't know how a tardis works.

Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 4h

What a racist bitch. I hope she is in pain.

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 4d

a man in a superhero costume is saying `` it 's turbo time ! ''

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 4d

a man wearing a watch is covering his mouth

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 4d

Wow, everyone is HATE-ING Jared Leto in this new Tron movie.

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 5d

IT'S NOT WORKING AAAGGGHHHH

Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 6d

LinkedIn, you are fucking worthless. Yet, I have to use you. *angry noises*

Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 7d

Tragic 💔

Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 7d

I needed the shark on wheels this morning. Thank you, Tulsa.

50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 7d

The Portland Frog army has now infiltrated Tulsa, OK and they’ve made an unlikely alliance with the T-Rex infantry and Sharks on Hoverboards mercenary forces.

This is truly terrifying.

Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 7d

a man in a plaid shirt holds a wine glass

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 10d

Oh Sherman...

AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 11d

sherman, for the love of god!

Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 11d

HUH.

Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 12d

This!!!

Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 12d

good plan

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 13d

I'm a sucker for romance

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 13d

following for answers

Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 14d

Well I'll be damned. Seems like electric toothbrushes do make a difference.

Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 14d

Remember the all T-rex protest idea?? 😃

Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 14d

@allisonmo.bsky.social

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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 19d

SAME. I'm not giving you shit until you stop being worthless.

Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 19d

I told my husband about getting skeeved on while trying to eat my lunch outside. I packed it up and left bc sometimes you don't have the fight in you. He was astounded. "Oh my god! Really? Jesus that sucks!"

Me: "Welcome to being a woman."

Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 19d

Gross!!!