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Salami Valentino Jr.
@cocosandra.bsky.social
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Into city life. Interests include: science, branding, fitness, antiracism, movies, pop culture and arguing about pizza. Lives in Chicago [proper]. Raging feminist. Mom. She/Her 🍕🤘🏼🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✌🏻✊🏼🍻
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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 4d
a man in a superhero costume is saying `` it 's turbo time ! ''
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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 4d
a man wearing a watch is covering his mouth
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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 4d
Wow, everyone is HATE-ING Jared Leto in this new Tron movie.
a close up of a man wearing a helmet that says tron ares on it
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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 4d
IT'S NOT WORKING AAAGGGHHHH
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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 6d
LinkedIn, you are fucking worthless. Yet, I have to use you. *angry noises*
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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 6d
Tragic 💔
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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 6d
I needed the shark on wheels this morning. Thank you, Tulsa.
50501movement.bsky.social 50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 7d
The Portland Frog army has now infiltrated Tulsa, OK and they’ve made an unlikely alliance with the T-Rex infantry and Sharks on Hoverboards mercenary forces.

This is truly terrifying.
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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 6d
a man in a plaid shirt holds a wine glass
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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 10d
Oh Sherman...
inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 11d
sherman, for the love of god!
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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 10d
HUH.
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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 11d
This!!!
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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 11d
good plan
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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 13d
I'm a sucker for romance
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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 13d
following for answers
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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 13d
Well I'll be damned. Seems like electric toothbrushes do make a difference.
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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 14d
Remember the all T-rex protest idea?? 😃
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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 14d
@allisonmo.bsky.social
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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 19d
SAME. I'm not giving you shit until you stop being worthless.
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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 19d
I told my husband about getting skeeved on while trying to eat my lunch outside. I packed it up and left bc sometimes you don't have the fight in you. He was astounded. "Oh my god! Really? Jesus that sucks!"

Me: "Welcome to being a woman."
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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 19d
Gross!!!
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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 19d
First of all, men are trash.

Second, you mean bc the backpack made you appear younger?
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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 20d
blockclubchicago.org/2025/09/28/a...
Armed Border Patrol Agents Disrupt Peaceful Downtown Day: 'It's Horrifying'
The federal troops were seen in Millennium Park, on the Magnificent Mile and in the Gold Coast — days after patrolling the Chicago River in a boat. "This is another brazen provocation from the Trump a...
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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 20d
People outside of Chicago, please spread this news. This is really happening. Everyone needs to know this. blockclubchicago.org/2025/09/30/f...
Family Taken By Feds Downtown Separated In Detention Centers: 'They're Locking Up Children'
The mother and two young children who were arrested Sunday in Millennium Park are being held at O'Hare Airport, while the father is in Broadview. A neighbor was able to bring the family some supplies ...
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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 20d
Do we think all these military generals are going to follow orders to attack us?
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Salami Valentino Jr. @cocosandra.bsky.social · 25d
GENIUS
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