Salami Valentino Jr.
@cocosandra.bsky.social
Into city life. Interests include: science, branding, fitness, antiracism, movies, pop culture and arguing about pizza. Lives in Chicago [proper]. Raging feminist. Mom. She/Her 🍕🤘🏼🇺🇸🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️✌🏻✊🏼🍻
I hate the holidays now. I don’t know why I think every year will be different. It’s just some new disappointment every time. I can’t seem to learn the lesson: stop being optimistic.
December 10, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I hate the holidays now. I don’t know why I think every year will be different. It’s just some new disappointment every time. I can’t seem to learn the lesson: stop being optimistic.
Nevermind. Fuck everything. I do t have shit.
December 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Nevermind. Fuck everything. I do t have shit.
I've got the holiday blues. Anybody got a cure? Wrong answers only.
December 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I've got the holiday blues. Anybody got a cure? Wrong answers only.
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
Pantone...you really messed up.
December 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Pantone...you really messed up.
December 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I got into an fight with my dad about the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders so I guess we've kicked off the holidays!!!
November 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I got into an fight with my dad about the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders so I guess we've kicked off the holidays!!!
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putting the ASS in traditional thanksgiving green bean casserole
November 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
putting the ASS in traditional thanksgiving green bean casserole
I love it when my kid's school sends out a message "contact This Person for any questions or issues" with no contact information. How? Where? Do I just go to the playground and shout their name?
November 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I love it when my kid's school sends out a message "contact This Person for any questions or issues" with no contact information. How? Where? Do I just go to the playground and shout their name?
These images are incredible. Clean air and water is more important than money.
This is the first story I ever did that got more than a million views
November 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
These images are incredible. Clean air and water is more important than money.
Who's watching Pluribus?? Can we talk about how much I love "Kim Wexler"??
two women are standing in front of an airplane with the letters ee on it
ALT: two women are standing in front of an airplane with the letters ee on it
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Who's watching Pluribus?? Can we talk about how much I love "Kim Wexler"??
Do I really have to attend the virtual holiday luncheon??
November 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Do I really have to attend the virtual holiday luncheon??
gofund.me/7811d7722 Please help our neighbors have a happy Thanksgiving with full bellies. Give what you can.
Donate to Family Thanksgiving Meals for Community Members in Need, organized by Robert Magiet
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November 12, 2025 at 8:53 PM
gofund.me/7811d7722 Please help our neighbors have a happy Thanksgiving with full bellies. Give what you can.
Fine.
Fine.
FINE.
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!
I'll listen to a podcast about the Edmund Fitzgerland. This is the danger of social media.
Fine.
FINE.
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!
I'll listen to a podcast about the Edmund Fitzgerland. This is the danger of social media.
November 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Fine.
Fine.
FINE.
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!
I'll listen to a podcast about the Edmund Fitzgerland. This is the danger of social media.
Fine.
FINE.
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!
I'll listen to a podcast about the Edmund Fitzgerland. This is the danger of social media.
There goes my temporary hope that Democrats start fighting the way they need to. Dick Durbin, you're a disgrace.
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 PM
There goes my temporary hope that Democrats start fighting the way they need to. Dick Durbin, you're a disgrace.
Here in Chicago we’re really into molecular gastronomy as evidenced here 😹 @fartsandwich.bsky.social
open.substack.com/pub/foodisst...
open.substack.com/pub/foodisst...
Shrimp cocktail
inspired by shrimp cocktail
open.substack.com
November 8, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Here in Chicago we’re really into molecular gastronomy as evidenced here 😹 @fartsandwich.bsky.social
open.substack.com/pub/foodisst...
open.substack.com/pub/foodisst...
One of the biggest joys of becoming a parent is eating your kid's Halloween candy when they're not home.
November 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
One of the biggest joys of becoming a parent is eating your kid's Halloween candy when they're not home.
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Copywriter without an art director partner making their own cover slide
November 6, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Copywriter without an art director partner making their own cover slide
I canceled Spotify bc they are running ICE recruitment ads but goddamn do I miss it already. Apple Music just ain't it. (Yes, I know they're bad too but husband is already paying for a family plan soooo......)
Want to like Qobuz but they don't have any podcasts.
AAAAARRGGGHHHHH!
Want to like Qobuz but they don't have any podcasts.
AAAAARRGGGHHHHH!
November 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I canceled Spotify bc they are running ICE recruitment ads but goddamn do I miss it already. Apple Music just ain't it. (Yes, I know they're bad too but husband is already paying for a family plan soooo......)
Want to like Qobuz but they don't have any podcasts.
AAAAARRGGGHHHHH!
Want to like Qobuz but they don't have any podcasts.
AAAAARRGGGHHHHH!
Thinking of wearing my huntr/x hat, No Kings shirt and a Lafufu and going as 2025 for Halloween.
October 31, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Thinking of wearing my huntr/x hat, No Kings shirt and a Lafufu and going as 2025 for Halloween.
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FACTS about SNAP:
-35% to white people (largest share)
-90% to people born in 🇺🇸
-86% to households with kids
-70% work full time but aren’t paid a living wage (aka corporate welfare)
-35% to white people (largest share)
-90% to people born in 🇺🇸
-86% to households with kids
-70% work full time but aren’t paid a living wage (aka corporate welfare)
October 31, 2025 at 2:03 AM
FACTS about SNAP:
-35% to white people (largest share)
-90% to people born in 🇺🇸
-86% to households with kids
-70% work full time but aren’t paid a living wage (aka corporate welfare)
-35% to white people (largest share)
-90% to people born in 🇺🇸
-86% to households with kids
-70% work full time but aren’t paid a living wage (aka corporate welfare)
The dude next to me ate his tacos with a knife and fork and HE’S NOT FOREIGN.
America is a disgrace.
America is a disgrace.
October 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The dude next to me ate his tacos with a knife and fork and HE’S NOT FOREIGN.
America is a disgrace.
America is a disgrace.
Looks like it’s a whiskey and mashed potatoes kind of Sunday, just like Scriptures foretold.
October 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Looks like it’s a whiskey and mashed potatoes kind of Sunday, just like Scriptures foretold.
Canceled Spotify subscription. Fuck ICE. And fuck Joe Rogan while we're at it.
October 23, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Canceled Spotify subscription. Fuck ICE. And fuck Joe Rogan while we're at it.