Salami Valentino Jr.
@cocosandra.bsky.social
Into city life. Interests include: science, branding, fitness, antiracism, movies, pop culture and arguing about pizza. Lives in Chicago [proper]. Raging feminist. Mom. She/Her 🍕🤘🏼🇺🇸🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️✌🏻✊🏼🍻
Same. This will be rattling around my brain for awhile.
December 12, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Same. This will be rattling around my brain for awhile.
I went on a date with a dude who said the world’s population has always been the same throughout time 😳 One date only but we still made out in his car. Not proud of that. Dating is rough.
December 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I went on a date with a dude who said the world’s population has always been the same throughout time 😳 One date only but we still made out in his car. Not proud of that. Dating is rough.
job application rejected
December 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
job application rejected
Congrats to the whole team!
December 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Congrats to the whole team!
Did you watch the documentary? What a time....
December 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Did you watch the documentary? What a time....
I always liked Pancetta for an Italian girl.
December 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I always liked Pancetta for an Italian girl.
That last one needs to be framed or on a pillow. Also I'm going to steal it here.
December 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
That last one needs to be framed or on a pillow. Also I'm going to steal it here.
double points if it's raining
December 1, 2025 at 5:34 PM
double points if it's raining
*Too busy pouring another drink*
November 27, 2025 at 1:09 AM
*Too busy pouring another drink*
This is some wisdom that needs to be framed or cross-stitched.
November 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
This is some wisdom that needs to be framed or cross-stitched.
Sincerely,
Salami Valentino, Jr. (lol the internet is crazy)
Salami Valentino, Jr. (lol the internet is crazy)
November 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Sincerely,
Salami Valentino, Jr. (lol the internet is crazy)
Salami Valentino, Jr. (lol the internet is crazy)
oh jordan, i don't know you IRL obvs but this got my attention. i didnt know your health was at this point. i love watching your workout videos. i'm not sure what to say except i'm glad you're here now. sorry to be sincere on here!! promise i'll go back to snark and wit.
November 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
oh jordan, i don't know you IRL obvs but this got my attention. i didnt know your health was at this point. i love watching your workout videos. i'm not sure what to say except i'm glad you're here now. sorry to be sincere on here!! promise i'll go back to snark and wit.