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coloneltompeeping.bsky.social @coloneltompeeping.bsky.social · 1h

You mean MAGA Jesus?

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social @coloneltompeeping.bsky.social · 1h

And if a bunch of innocent fishermen end up
kissing the ocean floor, well, they are just
the jetsam and flotsam of tyranny.

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social @coloneltompeeping.bsky.social · 2h

And at the end of that term in 2032 he will be 87. Then at the end of that term in 2036...
Eventually he will die.
I do not feel, though, that it will be before
any of us.

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coloneltompeeping.bsky.social @coloneltompeeping.bsky.social · 2h

Most disturbing is that Trump's chthonically low opinion of human nature fits so many Americans.
Exhibit 1 (of tens of millions): Stephen Miller bsky.app/profile/atru...

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 6h

Stephen Miller: "Let me just say Mr President that this country was going to die without you. This country was going to actually die without you ... you alone saved it."

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social @coloneltompeeping.bsky.social · 2h

I know! I weep over it everyday.
Still, if they will give it to a Venezuelan,
then Venezuelans are gonna suffer.
It's only fair.

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social @coloneltompeeping.bsky.social · 2h

Damn but the Simpsons has been way ahead of the curve.

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coloneltompeeping.bsky.social @coloneltompeeping.bsky.social · 2h

Things that never happened for $130 million Alex.

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coloneltompeeping.bsky.social @coloneltompeeping.bsky.social · 2h

The check had tears in its eyes.

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social @coloneltompeeping.bsky.social · 2h

Thanks for the complement, but I don't feel that bad about it.😶

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social @coloneltompeeping.bsky.social · 2h

Well, did you see how old that place is?
I'm sure the plumbing must be a terror, and the electric wiring was done by Ben Franklin.
It clearly needs modernizing.
Trump Luxury Condos is the way to go, with a classy giant, golden room where Trump to hold his balls. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp0e...

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coloneltompeeping.bsky.social @coloneltompeeping.bsky.social · 3h

Is she concerned about where the president goes to the bathroom? I surmise...not. bsky.app/profile/long...

Daniel Michael Hernandez @longdrivesouth.bsky.social · 6h

"Perhaps the media is avoiding details in part because editors feel that talking about poop is distasteful. Even so, it’s clear that there’s a double standard at work." www.publicnotice.co/p/trump-poop...

Trump shits on America. Why doesn’t the media care?

For many news orgs, Trump’s fascist coalition is uniquely legitimate.

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coloneltompeeping.bsky.social @coloneltompeeping.bsky.social · 10h

For a low of people, heaven is thought of in similar terms of
a dazzling, glowing yellow.

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coloneltompeeping.bsky.social @coloneltompeeping.bsky.social · 13h

So, for the last 10 years of his career, has Dinesh been living on Mars, in a cave, with his eyes shut and his fingers in his ears?

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social @coloneltompeeping.bsky.social · 14h

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coloneltompeeping.bsky.social @coloneltompeeping.bsky.social · 14h

The only area in which the Bible remains the inviolable law is sex.

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coloneltompeeping.bsky.social @coloneltompeeping.bsky.social · 14h

Evidently, the Bible loving Republicans, don't consider telling the truth a moral obligation. As soon as Trump showed them bald-faced lying had no consequences, they abandoned the pretence.

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coloneltompeeping.bsky.social @coloneltompeeping.bsky.social · 14h

Oh, be fair.
If Trump showed up in a tan suit Republicans would
totally freak the fek out and like totally disown him.

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social @coloneltompeeping.bsky.social · 14h

Judging by all of his denials, he hasn't been busy getting informated on what is going on in the country
he is supposed to be responsible to.

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social @coloneltompeeping.bsky.social · 14h

Staying out of the loop? He hasn't heard anything about that.

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coloneltompeeping.bsky.social @coloneltompeeping.bsky.social · 15h

Oh, be fair.
Mike hasn't done any actual work, but
he has spent a heck of a lot of time on TV.

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social @coloneltompeeping.bsky.social · 15h

How the hell are ballgoers supposed to dance amid that clutter? www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp0e...

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coloneltompeeping.bsky.social @coloneltompeeping.bsky.social · 15h

I thought he'd have thrown in more marble, but gold is good.

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social @coloneltompeeping.bsky.social · 15h

Americans need to stop behaving like spoiled children who think they can have both food and ballrooms.
It's the guns and butter problem.
As America's philosopher king, Trump has to chose what is best for the nation.
And, while it may seem odd to some, it's ballrooms.
You'll realize this one day.😶

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social @coloneltompeeping.bsky.social · 15h

Don't be so parochial. Not just 'this' country

coloneltompeeping.bsky.social @coloneltompeeping.bsky.social · 15h

And I'm sure most of them voted for him

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