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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES
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Hot. Sweet. and Sweaty. 📍Portland, OR Working on material for my eventual standup debut
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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · Feb 25
Spreadable cheddar 🧀 makes the boys 💁🏼💁🏻‍♂️ wetter
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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 4d
Does anyone else go all out for their dogs bday or are u normal
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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 4d
How is my baby bear 8 years old!? #samoyed #BaileyBear
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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 4d
Breakup tip: make ur ex call you daddy in front of his friends (he’s crashing out because you blocked him lol)
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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 4d
LAW AND ORDER ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 5d
If you think I’m crazy now just imagine me without my Wellbutrin + Lexapro morning cocktail
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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 5d
But a total coincidence right?? I hate it here
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 5d
I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.

This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 5d
Over shared to my date tonight about the weight of it all and how I can help my community in any ways at all
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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 5d
HONK HONK
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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 5d
✨✨ be the cringe you wish to see in the world ✨✨
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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 5d
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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 5d
Wait can I be the #shadowpresident now??
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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 5d
They hate when ppl crop dust the 1st class passengers, citing this as a key example of class warfare
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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 5d
What a shame ‼️ they don’t make em like they used too !!!,
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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 5d
👁️👁️👄👁️👁️👄👁️👁️👄👁️👁️
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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 5d
Yuuuuuuuuup! -that one guy on storage wars
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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 5d
Pro tip: ask for a cup full of gold
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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 5d
I like false banana facts
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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 5d
Humans are, in fact?, 93% banana DNA or something
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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 5d
You and me both
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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 5d
Thunder buddies?
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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 5d
Recession indicators gettin insane
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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 5d
Are they cold or like room temp
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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 5d
Josh from drake and josh?? Omg I love ur work
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Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES @comedypaige.bsky.social · 5d
Should i watch this szn