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comfyoaf.bsky.social
Comfy Bator
@comfyoaf.bsky.social
1.2K followers 1.5K following 4K posts
⚠️NSFW Aspiring himbo. Good boy. Solosexual. Admirer of bellies of all sizes! Underwear freak. On a fitness journey. DMs welcome. Ask for my Telegram/Signal if you want to chat (no unsolicited nudes, please) 39 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦 No minors!
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Comfy Bator @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 59m
Love that tent! Woof!
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Comfy Bator @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 12h
“The customer is always right in matters of taste.”

So, if they hold up an expensive but ugly jacket, you’re supposed to encourage them in order to make the sale. That’s literally all it means.
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Comfy Bator @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 12h
You can hear the groaning from here!
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Comfy Bator @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 12h
It’s a great show, so far! Very much my jam
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Comfy Bator @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 13h
Needed a mindless comedy to binge and started watching Superstore, and Garrett is so CUTE! Sarcastic AND has a great smile? Anyways, carry on!
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Comfy Bator @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 14h
Wait what?!?
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Comfy Bator @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 14h
Baffling!
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Comfy Bator @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 14h
A has pit. But B has bum. Both make compelling arguments.
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Comfy Bator @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 14h
Hot DAMN! 🥵
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Comfy Bator @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 17h
Still cute!
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Comfy Bator @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 19h
Bearish folks are the ones who SHOULD be moving like that!
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Comfy Bator @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 21h
Fingers crossed! I have my midlife crisis meltdown penciled in for Spring, so this is giving me hope!
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Comfy Bator @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 23h
So, I figure I should remind you all of this DELIGHTFUL fish because the world needs more whimsy.
A screenshot of Wikipedia featuring a fish called a “Boops” whose scientific name is “Boops Boops,” and while, yes, it is pronounced “Bow-ops,” it still makes me giggle with delight.
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Comfy Bator @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 23h
So fashionable!
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Comfy Bator @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 23h
Yessssss! Looking outstanding!
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Comfy Bator @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 23h
Sounds heavenly!
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Comfy Bator @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 1d
Surely there can be an enby version of bro! Broem? Thro? Hmmm…
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Comfy Bator @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 1d
My cat must have telepathically read your post, because she just woke up and came over to get some more adulation and attention.
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Comfy Bator @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 1d
Hell yes!! *pats tummy*
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Comfy Bator @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 1d
Ok, I’m sorry for another pic, but I’m very stupid right now, and I want to show off my penis because he looks really good, here, and so I want you to see him. I love him so much.
A picture of my boner from the side looking thick.
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Comfy Bator @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 1d
But now you have it!
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Comfy Bator @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 1d
See that beautiful penis needs some love and attention! Hope you’re taking care of him!
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Comfy Bator @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 1d
Right??? Like I love seeing everyone’s
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Comfy Bator @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 1d
It’s still Friday, here, and I am very horny, and I just really want to show you all my penis, so thank you for indulging. #fcf
A picture of my boner and my lower stomach.
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Comfy Bator @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 1d
*tummy rubs*
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