Comfy Oaf
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Aspiring beefcake. Reply Guy. Solosexual. On a fitness journey. DMs welcome. 39 🏳️🌈🇨🇦 No minors!
Aspiring beefcake. Reply Guy. Solosexual. On a fitness journey. DMs welcome. 39 🏳️🌈🇨🇦 No minors!
The valentines I've gotten today are grown adults panicking because, like always, they have no concept of how to plan ahead before a long weekend. I would love to inhale a dozen donuts after work today...
February 14, 2026 at 10:53 PM
The valentines I've gotten today are grown adults panicking because, like always, they have no concept of how to plan ahead before a long weekend. I would love to inhale a dozen donuts after work today...
It's valentines, and the gay romantasy I'm reading just reached a super traumatic and gruesome section, which feels appropriate...
Like, dick riding and sweaty grinding? That was Tuesday. Today it's dismemberment and emotional trauma!
Like, dick riding and sweaty grinding? That was Tuesday. Today it's dismemberment and emotional trauma!
February 14, 2026 at 3:49 PM
It's valentines, and the gay romantasy I'm reading just reached a super traumatic and gruesome section, which feels appropriate...
Like, dick riding and sweaty grinding? That was Tuesday. Today it's dismemberment and emotional trauma!
Like, dick riding and sweaty grinding? That was Tuesday. Today it's dismemberment and emotional trauma!
Age verification: in elementary school, when the teacher wanted to show us a movie, they had to load rolls of film onto a projector and thread it just right so the movie would play properly.
Age verification?
They rolled a CRT TV into my elementary classroom so we could all watch the towers fall (why did they do that???)
They rolled a CRT TV into my elementary classroom so we could all watch the towers fall (why did they do that???)
Age verification?
I watched the pilot episode of The Simpsons when it was new
I watched the pilot episode of The Simpsons when it was new
February 14, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Age verification: in elementary school, when the teacher wanted to show us a movie, they had to load rolls of film onto a projector and thread it just right so the movie would play properly.
Oh no, you guys, I think I might really like vaporwave...
February 14, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Oh no, you guys, I think I might really like vaporwave...
LMAO, so I had breakfast, threw on my coat, made my work lunch, and hustled to the bus stop...in the sweats I wore to the gym 💀
Not mega work appropriate...
Not mega work appropriate...
February 12, 2026 at 5:32 PM
LMAO, so I had breakfast, threw on my coat, made my work lunch, and hustled to the bus stop...in the sweats I wore to the gym 💀
Not mega work appropriate...
Not mega work appropriate...
Ok, so my phone is usually really bad at capturing what I actually look like because the lighting at home is really bad, but the locker room lighting is great! Ignore my grumpy face.
February 12, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Ok, so my phone is usually really bad at capturing what I actually look like because the lighting at home is really bad, but the locker room lighting is great! Ignore my grumpy face.
Yesterday was leg day, and so today, my legs look amazing, but I feel like walking is just too much of an ask for me today. Also, I've been wearing jocks to the gym every day for the past few weeks, and I think EVERYONE should follow suit because they're amazing.
February 12, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Yesterday was leg day, and so today, my legs look amazing, but I feel like walking is just too much of an ask for me today. Also, I've been wearing jocks to the gym every day for the past few weeks, and I think EVERYONE should follow suit because they're amazing.
Considering running into the street screaming because work is...not currently highly enjoyable.
February 11, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Considering running into the street screaming because work is...not currently highly enjoyable.
Re: James Van Der Beek, I feel the need to rail at God using Kirk's line from The Wrath of Khan: "You've managed to kill just about everyone else, but like a poor marksman you just. Keep. Missing. The target!"
February 11, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Re: James Van Der Beek, I feel the need to rail at God using Kirk's line from The Wrath of Khan: "You've managed to kill just about everyone else, but like a poor marksman you just. Keep. Missing. The target!"
Currently playing a fun game called "Is my throat scratchy because it was really dry yesterday and I was talking all day or am I getting sick again?" Uggghhhhhh
February 11, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Currently playing a fun game called "Is my throat scratchy because it was really dry yesterday and I was talking all day or am I getting sick again?" Uggghhhhhh
I ALMOST FORGOT TO CONTRIBUTE TO TUMMY TUESDAY!
February 11, 2026 at 2:48 AM
I ALMOST FORGOT TO CONTRIBUTE TO TUMMY TUESDAY!
It worked. He transitioned to singing Queen songs. Honestly, I'm still going to give him five stars purely for the chaotic energy.
My uber driver is ranting about how he wishes there was a zombie apocalypse so all the liberals get eaten, so I'm throwing in vorish comments until the conversation gets awkward enough that he stops talking.
February 10, 2026 at 3:42 PM
It worked. He transitioned to singing Queen songs. Honestly, I'm still going to give him five stars purely for the chaotic energy.
My uber driver is ranting about how he wishes there was a zombie apocalypse so all the liberals get eaten, so I'm throwing in vorish comments until the conversation gets awkward enough that he stops talking.
February 10, 2026 at 3:36 PM
My uber driver is ranting about how he wishes there was a zombie apocalypse so all the liberals get eaten, so I'm throwing in vorish comments until the conversation gets awkward enough that he stops talking.
Ew, why are there podcasts on Netflix, now?!?
February 10, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Ew, why are there podcasts on Netflix, now?!?
Post a banger not in English.
February 10, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Post a banger not in English.
Some dude left his undies in the shower stall at the gym, which normally would be very fun, but they smelled like said dude is slowly dying of a horrifying necrotic disease, so I left them where they lay...🤢
February 4, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Some dude left his undies in the shower stall at the gym, which normally would be very fun, but they smelled like said dude is slowly dying of a horrifying necrotic disease, so I left them where they lay...🤢
Oops, my work playlist shuffled to "Toxic," so I'm legally obligated to get absolutely nothing done until I'm done lip-syncing.
February 3, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Oops, my work playlist shuffled to "Toxic," so I'm legally obligated to get absolutely nothing done until I'm done lip-syncing.
One of my many Gay Sins is that I will absolutely never sacrifice comfort for fashion ever, so I only ever look good when it's hot outside, otherwise, I'm a lumpy mass of sweaters and coats.
February 2, 2026 at 5:22 PM
One of my many Gay Sins is that I will absolutely never sacrifice comfort for fashion ever, so I only ever look good when it's hot outside, otherwise, I'm a lumpy mass of sweaters and coats.
Here's a thirst trap!
February 2, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Here's a thirst trap!
Reposted by Comfy Oaf
If #masturbation is your favorite form of sex: You turn me on 🔥
It’s bold to take this stance in a world that only rewards penetration.
Yet if you’re comfortable admitting that, for you, masturbation transports you to stratospheric heights that no other sex approaches, I salute you 🫡
It’s bold to take this stance in a world that only rewards penetration.
Yet if you’re comfortable admitting that, for you, masturbation transports you to stratospheric heights that no other sex approaches, I salute you 🫡
February 1, 2026 at 6:33 PM
If #masturbation is your favorite form of sex: You turn me on 🔥
It’s bold to take this stance in a world that only rewards penetration.
Yet if you’re comfortable admitting that, for you, masturbation transports you to stratospheric heights that no other sex approaches, I salute you 🫡
It’s bold to take this stance in a world that only rewards penetration.
Yet if you’re comfortable admitting that, for you, masturbation transports you to stratospheric heights that no other sex approaches, I salute you 🫡
In a perfect world, I'd be able to take appropriately slutty gym photos, but it's always so busy 😩
February 1, 2026 at 5:18 PM
In a perfect world, I'd be able to take appropriately slutty gym photos, but it's always so busy 😩
🎶Let's go to the gym! Today!🎶
February 1, 2026 at 3:12 PM
🎶Let's go to the gym! Today!🎶
I don't know if it's good or bad that everyone is posting age-appropriate teenage crushes for when they were younger, and all of mine were grown men with half of them being hairy middle-aged dudes...
January 31, 2026 at 9:38 PM
I don't know if it's good or bad that everyone is posting age-appropriate teenage crushes for when they were younger, and all of mine were grown men with half of them being hairy middle-aged dudes...
Timeline Cleansing teenage crush? One of mine
January 31, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Timeline Cleansing teenage crush? One of mine