Comfy Bator
@comfyoaf.bsky.social
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Aspiring beefcake. Nerd. Solosexual. Admirer of bellies of all sizes! Underwear freak. On a fitness journey. DMs welcome. Ask for my Telegram if you want to chat (no unsolicited nudes, please) 39 🏳️🌈🇨🇦 No minors!
Aspiring beefcake. Nerd. Solosexual. Admirer of bellies of all sizes! Underwear freak. On a fitness journey. DMs welcome. Ask for my Telegram if you want to chat (no unsolicited nudes, please) 39 🏳️🌈🇨🇦 No minors!
Yep. definitely into spandex. Good to confirm that, lmao.
December 1, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Yep. definitely into spandex. Good to confirm that, lmao.
It's a Christmas miracle! The jock I ordered months ago and got a refund for just arrived immediately after I got home from the gym! So naturally, I need to show it off for you all!
December 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
It's a Christmas miracle! The jock I ordered months ago and got a refund for just arrived immediately after I got home from the gym! So naturally, I need to show it off for you all!
Alright! It's that day! I'm going to listen to my unhinged Christmas playlist and put up my tree and wear slutty things and it's going to be FABULOUS! I apologize in advance for all the selfies.
But first, it's endurance day at the gym 😭
But first, it's endurance day at the gym 😭
December 1, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Alright! It's that day! I'm going to listen to my unhinged Christmas playlist and put up my tree and wear slutty things and it's going to be FABULOUS! I apologize in advance for all the selfies.
But first, it's endurance day at the gym 😭
But first, it's endurance day at the gym 😭
watching The Red Shoes, and I just feel like modern movies should let their straight male characters swan about in opulent smoking jackets and nightgowns while obsessing about the women they have impure thoughts about. Oh, and there should be more nightmare ballet sequences.
December 1, 2025 at 4:10 AM
watching The Red Shoes, and I just feel like modern movies should let their straight male characters swan about in opulent smoking jackets and nightgowns while obsessing about the women they have impure thoughts about. Oh, and there should be more nightmare ballet sequences.
Anyways, being a side is great, and jerking off with friends is very good, and also, we are VERY good at touching you all over in places most guys ignore, so…hook up with a side every now and then!
November 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Anyways, being a side is great, and jerking off with friends is very good, and also, we are VERY good at touching you all over in places most guys ignore, so…hook up with a side every now and then!
Today is cardio day at the gym! Which is normally very exciting, but there’s also snow on the ground outside and it’s very cold, and it’s a 15 minute walk to the gym. So, I’m going to be very brave about it, but I also just needed this moment to complain a bit. Thank you.
November 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Today is cardio day at the gym! Which is normally very exciting, but there’s also snow on the ground outside and it’s very cold, and it’s a 15 minute walk to the gym. So, I’m going to be very brave about it, but I also just needed this moment to complain a bit. Thank you.
I just remembered I have some spandex compression shorts in the bin that holds the overflow Christmas decorations…which means, when I put my tree up this weekend, I can do it in a slutty fashion!
November 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I just remembered I have some spandex compression shorts in the bin that holds the overflow Christmas decorations…which means, when I put my tree up this weekend, I can do it in a slutty fashion!
I feel like the art of ending a phone call is dying. Talking to clients today, and I’ll say, “Is there anything else I can help with?”
Nope
Alright, well, you take care. *silence*
Ok, bye-bye
“Ok,” followed by more silence.
*hangs up*
Like, you ARE allowed to say bye and hang up.
Nope
Alright, well, you take care. *silence*
Ok, bye-bye
“Ok,” followed by more silence.
*hangs up*
Like, you ARE allowed to say bye and hang up.
November 29, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I feel like the art of ending a phone call is dying. Talking to clients today, and I’ll say, “Is there anything else I can help with?”
Nope
Alright, well, you take care. *silence*
Ok, bye-bye
“Ok,” followed by more silence.
*hangs up*
Like, you ARE allowed to say bye and hang up.
Nope
Alright, well, you take care. *silence*
Ok, bye-bye
“Ok,” followed by more silence.
*hangs up*
Like, you ARE allowed to say bye and hang up.
What the heck is with these new videos on tiktok that are like vertically shot soap operas? There’s usually many gorgeous guys in states of inexplicable undress, but the acting is atrocious. Is this a thing people enjoy?!?
November 29, 2025 at 3:54 AM
What the heck is with these new videos on tiktok that are like vertically shot soap operas? There’s usually many gorgeous guys in states of inexplicable undress, but the acting is atrocious. Is this a thing people enjoy?!?
I love how overwhelmingly horny American Thanksgiving is. You’re all stuck at family’s homes, having to go back to sneakily taking slutty selfie in bathrooms and hooking up on the sly, and then you all eat way too much to cap it all off. Good times.
November 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I love how overwhelmingly horny American Thanksgiving is. You’re all stuck at family’s homes, having to go back to sneakily taking slutty selfie in bathrooms and hooking up on the sly, and then you all eat way too much to cap it all off. Good times.
Wicked For Good was fabulous! Act 2 of the stage show has so many emotional gaps, and this one fills them in so well! Also, holy crap, Ariana Grande is incredible. Cynthia deserves the Oscar, but I want to see AG in more movies! 💚💖
November 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Wicked For Good was fabulous! Act 2 of the stage show has so many emotional gaps, and this one fills them in so well! Also, holy crap, Ariana Grande is incredible. Cynthia deserves the Oscar, but I want to see AG in more movies! 💚💖
Well, the buses are not handling the snow and are all stuck and broken down, and the one I needed was running so late that I was going to miss Wicked, so I ordered an uber, and so all is right with the world again. *glares judgementally at the snow*
November 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Well, the buses are not handling the snow and are all stuck and broken down, and the one I needed was running so late that I was going to miss Wicked, so I ordered an uber, and so all is right with the world again. *glares judgementally at the snow*
Soooo…maybe I’m into spandex, now…
November 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Soooo…maybe I’m into spandex, now…
Alright, despite the snow which is doing its best to ruin my day, I am going to walk to the gym and then go see Wicked: For Good and I will also make some impulse purchases at the mall because the snow is making me feel sad. So, I guess this is still going to be a good day!
November 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Alright, despite the snow which is doing its best to ruin my day, I am going to walk to the gym and then go see Wicked: For Good and I will also make some impulse purchases at the mall because the snow is making me feel sad. So, I guess this is still going to be a good day!
Wow, so I watched Grave of the Fireflies, and now I want to cry for a week…
Glad I watched it, but damn…
Glad I watched it, but damn…
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Wow, so I watched Grave of the Fireflies, and now I want to cry for a week…
Glad I watched it, but damn…
Glad I watched it, but damn…
I didn’t leer lasciviously at the gorgeous dad with the perfect beer gut changing in the locker room at the gym this morning. Please clap.
November 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I didn’t leer lasciviously at the gorgeous dad with the perfect beer gut changing in the locker room at the gym this morning. Please clap.
Ah yes, the three genders!
November 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Ah yes, the three genders!
I dunno about BEST, but here you go!
November 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I dunno about BEST, but here you go!
I really appreciate the time and attention Streisand devotes to making sure we, the audience, deeply understand that Mandy Patinkin is a whole snack with a cute butt. More movies nowadays should have the same priorities.
Oo, Yentl is on Tubi! I’ll be spending the evening with my gal Barbra, if you don’t mind!
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I really appreciate the time and attention Streisand devotes to making sure we, the audience, deeply understand that Mandy Patinkin is a whole snack with a cute butt. More movies nowadays should have the same priorities.
Oo, Yentl is on Tubi! I’ll be spending the evening with my gal Barbra, if you don’t mind!
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Oo, Yentl is on Tubi! I’ll be spending the evening with my gal Barbra, if you don’t mind!
I just think it would be great if my face was mashed into a guy’s belly right now. Doesn’t even have to be a big belly! Any belly is okay!
November 17, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I just think it would be great if my face was mashed into a guy’s belly right now. Doesn’t even have to be a big belly! Any belly is okay!
I was 13 when I came out to my best friend. 16 when I came out to my family. It didn’t go well, and they didn’t mention it for ten years. But after that, they were okay with it. My mom is super cool with it, now. I’m 39, now.
Queer BlueSky: how old were you when you came out and how old are you now?
I was very close to 26 when I came out, and I am 32 now.
I was very close to 26 when I came out, and I am 32 now.
Queer BlueSky: how old were you when you came out and how old are you now?
I was 30 when i started coming out to people. I’m 37.
I was 30 when i started coming out to people. I’m 37.
November 17, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I was 13 when I came out to my best friend. 16 when I came out to my family. It didn’t go well, and they didn’t mention it for ten years. But after that, they were okay with it. My mom is super cool with it, now. I’m 39, now.
Watching Oppenheimer for the first time, and I gotta say, I really enjoy Matt Damon’s transformation from twink to beefy dad throughout his career.
November 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Watching Oppenheimer for the first time, and I gotta say, I really enjoy Matt Damon’s transformation from twink to beefy dad throughout his career.
Appalling news. The boss’s hot son has a girlfriend and they’re very happy together. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time. 😭
Got to meet the boss’s son today, and unfortunately he’s devastatingly gorgeous and around my age, so I regret to inform you all that I will not be productive at all today. I hope you understand.
November 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Appalling news. The boss’s hot son has a girlfriend and they’re very happy together. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time. 😭
Got to meet the boss’s son today, and unfortunately he’s devastatingly gorgeous and around my age, so I regret to inform you all that I will not be productive at all today. I hope you understand.
November 15, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Got to meet the boss’s son today, and unfortunately he’s devastatingly gorgeous and around my age, so I regret to inform you all that I will not be productive at all today. I hope you understand.