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Elliot
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gym selfies and poetry 🏳️‍🌈 NYC
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Today’s poem: Naomi Shihab Nye: “Kindness”
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My husband and our third are treating ourselves to a spa day today! Happy valentines day!
February 14, 2026 at 3:47 PM
I read the Clavicular profile in the Times. Bleak.
February 14, 2026 at 3:45 PM
That tote bag has been my gym bag for the past six years. 😍
Charli xcx’s Closet Picks
YouTube video by CRITERION
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February 14, 2026 at 5:15 AM
As a young person I realized people are more offended by having to tell you they don't know what you're talking about than they are by having to tell you that they're not stupid, so I tend to over-explain everything.

Also I'm terrible at responding to texts.
No, but for real, why are you so annoying?
February 14, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Wonderful movie. Glorious novel.
Evening viewing recommendation? Watch James Ivory's sumptuously romantic adaptation of E. M. Forster’s MAURICE (1987) in our Yearning collection! ❤️‍🔥
February 14, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Put me on your list, Kristi. You suck and your organization should be shut down.
Homeland Security Wants Social Media Sites to Expose Anti-ICE Accounts
www.nytimes.com
February 14, 2026 at 3:04 AM
hams / calves ✅

tweaked something in my right glute/lower back so had to cut it short to be safe but the good news is doesn’t seem too irritated.
February 13, 2026 at 11:29 PM
except in conservative this is expressed as gender: “liberals are too feminized and weak to fight. they just scream and cry about how triggered they are and buy more purple hair dye”
one of the fundamental thesis of conservatism is that the liberals are all too chickenshit to do anything about their antics. anyways
"you're gonna get in trouble for that"

*stone-faced*

"okay"

goddamn son
February 13, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Fascinating. A Man for All Seasons was clearly much on the public mind still. And Frost. But chiefly these guys were struck by the romantic poets, who dominate.

You have to believe the guy who says he loves Milton. Also Javits… seems pretty cool.
1968: Esquire asks every member of Congress:
1. What idea, work, or thinker most influenced your political philosophy?
2. What music do you prefer?
3. Who is your favorite painter?
4. Who is your favorite poet/novelist?
5. Name one of the movies you most enjoyed
6. Theatre, ballet, opera, or sports?
February 13, 2026 at 10:55 PM
lol this is the best set up for an own
may have just scolded the lady next to me on this flight for leaving her trash in the seat right before we deplaned. “i don’t think you should leave your trash.” “who cares what you think” [observes she has a copy of the new york times in her hands]
February 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
No context necessary. (But the context is funny too.)
February 13, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Today’s poem: Philip Larkin, “Continuing to Live”
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February 13, 2026 at 6:21 PM
The incredible thing is the nonchalance. Random white lady in jeans, committing arson in broad daylight. With lighter fluid.

Maybe there's mental illness involved, but if not this is the sort of thing that suggests the fear of the state's coercive power can no longer maintain order.
February 13, 2026 at 4:30 PM
The discovery all the evil people seem to have made in the past year is “if you do a bunch of heinous stuff all at once, you get away with it”.
this is comically evil. brazenly anti-social. just absolute black-pilled nihilism. we will not have a republic, we will not be free, until we regulate these companies to the point where — at a bare minimum — they're too afraid to put stuff like this down on paper.

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t...
February 13, 2026 at 3:28 PM
The function of social media is to get you hooked on cat videos and thirst traps and then feed you a steady diet of stupidity, nonsense, and outrage to torture you until you go insane.
February 13, 2026 at 3:17 PM
I hope Orban loses in April and this entire farcical network of reactionary american expats gets shut down.
February 13, 2026 at 2:38 PM
furry chest friday?
February 13, 2026 at 2:12 PM
couldn’t sleep, then had bad dreams.

👎👎

but at least it’s friday
February 13, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Reposted by Elliot
we’re revising “everyone is twelve” because everyone is in fact two
The details of the Kristi Noem blanket incident are just fucking perfect
February 13, 2026 at 7:04 AM
Borges's Library of Babel... in some ways the business of prompt writing is just trying to chart a way through the labyrinth.

Here there is an incoherent book on the stars, with random hallucinations tossed in. Over there is a ripoff detective thriller set in a monastery.
February 13, 2026 at 5:38 AM
I want to call this phenomenon "The Deneen Effect", i.e. it's a phenomenon where you ask someone with a bigoted, extremist ideology to be concrete about what they are trying to save or restore in American culture, and they are totally incapable of giving an answer that has any substance at all.
Trump nominated a legit white nationalist to a top post at the State Department. I asked him some basic questions about his belief in the “erasure of white culture”. Watch this embarrassing, fumbling answer. Like he has never before been asked to explain his views.
February 12, 2026 at 9:54 PM
the purpose of democracy is to have a society in which people pursue new and surprising forms of happiness, like subsisting off of pickles and goldfish.
I really don’t want to do another round of inflation discourse, particularly as a practicing economist, but like, this was $54. And, like, i’m not exactly splurging here. Store brand cheese and pickles? Crackers? Lunch meat? A pound of chicken?
February 12, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Today’s poem: Elizabeth Bishop, “In the Waiting Room” (in two parts)
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February 12, 2026 at 8:15 PM
tired
February 12, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Oh this will be fun.
February 12, 2026 at 3:40 AM