Elliot
@1t2ls.bsky.social
gym selfies and poetry 🏳️🌈 NYC
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Pinned
shoulders / chest ✅
(exhausted)
(exhausted)
February 12, 2026 at 1:31 AM
shoulders / chest ✅
(exhausted)
(exhausted)
levels of deterrence.
you might analogously ask: why do people have safes when there are locks on their doors? why install a garage door if your car has an alarm?
you might analogously ask: why do people have safes when there are locks on their doors? why install a garage door if your car has an alarm?
February 12, 2026 at 1:14 AM
levels of deterrence.
you might analogously ask: why do people have safes when there are locks on their doors? why install a garage door if your car has an alarm?
you might analogously ask: why do people have safes when there are locks on their doors? why install a garage door if your car has an alarm?
forgive me but did the black glove catch epstein?
February 12, 2026 at 1:10 AM
forgive me but did the black glove catch epstein?
no you see, the founders wanted to establish an absolute monarchy*
with a carve out for the federal reserve board, in cases tbd by John Roberts, Supreme Pontiff and Vicar of Jefferson
with a carve out for the federal reserve board, in cases tbd by John Roberts, Supreme Pontiff and Vicar of Jefferson
Trying to understand: the Constitution gives Congress the power to impose tariffs. The President imposes tariffs without Congress. Congress passes a law rescinding his tariffs. The President then vetos that law. Seems like something’s wrong here.
February 12, 2026 at 12:56 AM
no you see, the founders wanted to establish an absolute monarchy*
with a carve out for the federal reserve board, in cases tbd by John Roberts, Supreme Pontiff and Vicar of Jefferson
with a carve out for the federal reserve board, in cases tbd by John Roberts, Supreme Pontiff and Vicar of Jefferson
idk but 30 minutes have passed and they’re still talking about the damned glove
February 12, 2026 at 12:53 AM
idk but 30 minutes have passed and they’re still talking about the damned glove
like please, what is this shit? the president almost started wwiii last month, we’ve got a puppet state in south america we’re milking for oil money, the administration is packed full of pedophiles, and the VP seems to be a neonazi.
WHY ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT A BLACK GLOVE OUTSIDE SOME LADY’S HOME
WHY ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT A BLACK GLOVE OUTSIDE SOME LADY’S HOME
February 12, 2026 at 12:21 AM
like please, what is this shit? the president almost started wwiii last month, we’ve got a puppet state in south america we’re milking for oil money, the administration is packed full of pedophiles, and the VP seems to be a neonazi.
WHY ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT A BLACK GLOVE OUTSIDE SOME LADY’S HOME
WHY ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT A BLACK GLOVE OUTSIDE SOME LADY’S HOME
i wish the best for the guthrie woman, but it’s obscene the amount of coverage CNN is giving this story, when masked men are abducting people all over the country with government sanction.
we deserve a news media that serves the public interest and not the prurient interest of retirees.
we deserve a news media that serves the public interest and not the prurient interest of retirees.
February 12, 2026 at 12:17 AM
i wish the best for the guthrie woman, but it’s obscene the amount of coverage CNN is giving this story, when masked men are abducting people all over the country with government sanction.
we deserve a news media that serves the public interest and not the prurient interest of retirees.
we deserve a news media that serves the public interest and not the prurient interest of retirees.
someone take away this guy’s phone
February 12, 2026 at 12:09 AM
someone take away this guy’s phone
i had just been paging through The Name of the Rose
February 11, 2026 at 11:02 PM
i had just been paging through The Name of the Rose
Today’s poem: Robert Frost, “The Pasture”
#lunchpoems
#lunchpoems
February 11, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Today’s poem: Robert Frost, “The Pasture”
#lunchpoems
#lunchpoems
wanted to do a poem today, never got around to it.
February 11, 2026 at 10:52 PM
wanted to do a poem today, never got around to it.
a day of nonstop non-stopping, now the gym.
February 11, 2026 at 10:52 PM
a day of nonstop non-stopping, now the gym.
If hipster irony was “earnest” then idk what the word means anymore.
February 11, 2026 at 4:09 PM
If hipster irony was “earnest” then idk what the word means anymore.
This is confusing because I remember peak Millennial culture as being dominated by hipsters whose sense of earnestness was buried under five layers of irony and aesthetic posturing.
February 11, 2026 at 3:20 PM
This is confusing because I remember peak Millennial culture as being dominated by hipsters whose sense of earnestness was buried under five layers of irony and aesthetic posturing.
i mean, he could be an ice agent executing an administrative warrant. how are we to know?
February 11, 2026 at 5:30 AM
i mean, he could be an ice agent executing an administrative warrant. how are we to know?
i used to listen to someone read the king james bible to try and fall asleep. terrible. do not recommend.
February 11, 2026 at 5:20 AM
i used to listen to someone read the king james bible to try and fall asleep. terrible. do not recommend.
idk I think maybe some 16th century polemic would be good
February 11, 2026 at 4:25 AM
idk I think maybe some 16th century polemic would be good
Kruse lost. What is this tweet? Total misinformation. He overperformed but he lost.
February 11, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Kruse lost. What is this tweet? Total misinformation. He overperformed but he lost.
Still wondering what this new performative “fuck” is going to do to political rhetoric over time. If we’re lucky we’ll end up with a public political discourse obsessed with elaborate, obscene fecal or porcine insults.
Helluva statement from Colorado Rep Crow (D) on the Trump administration's failure to indict him and others
February 11, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Still wondering what this new performative “fuck” is going to do to political rhetoric over time. If we’re lucky we’ll end up with a public political discourse obsessed with elaborate, obscene fecal or porcine insults.
biceps / triceps ✅
my coach walked up to me today mid-workout and told me i look huge, which was cool.
my coach walked up to me today mid-workout and told me i look huge, which was cool.
February 11, 2026 at 12:18 AM
biceps / triceps ✅
my coach walked up to me today mid-workout and told me i look huge, which was cool.
my coach walked up to me today mid-workout and told me i look huge, which was cool.