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coz @conceptofzero.bsky.social · 2m

It's eternally funny to me when I'm making some unhinged fandom tweet and suddenly I have a like from Robert Ordinaryman with Buzzword Consulting Firm b/c I used whatever word he's got flagged for interaction. Sir, would you like to hear more of my yaoi headcanons?

coz @conceptofzero.bsky.social · 52m

Deceptively long little guys! I used to have rabbits as a kid and they were great (and hilarious). One of the big bucks used to menace our cats - he'd corner them and hump them.

coz @conceptofzero.bsky.social · 1h

He gets to pet Ogata's head and rub his back to ground him, which is def the most physical contact that Ogata's ever let him have before. As soon as Ogata passes out, he probably jerks off until he's raw.

coz @conceptofzero.bsky.social · 1h

It's truly a blessing that he failed to see Koito's actual potential for leadership - and thus the ability he would have to connect with others (and Tskm specifically).

coz @conceptofzero.bsky.social · 1h

oh BIIIIG stretch

coz @conceptofzero.bsky.social · 13h

The agony of being sixteen with a crush except he seems unimpressed with you so you get nervous and can't stop talking faster and faster until now he can't understand you at all, but you still want him to just look at you so fucking badly.

coz @conceptofzero.bsky.social · 1d

YOU'RE HOME!! \o/

coz @conceptofzero.bsky.social · 1d

He wants his little head scritches so badly. He's going to start biting Hijikata's feet if he doesn't get them soon.

coz @conceptofzero.bsky.social · 1d

I love peepaw and the cat he didn't want but loves

coz @conceptofzero.bsky.social · 1d

LMFAO completely fair!

coz @conceptofzero.bsky.social · 1d

I'm promising myself that I can fill them anytime

coz @conceptofzero.bsky.social · 1d

IT'S SO GOOD AND SO SAD everyone else was groomed to get to an important military father but Tsukishima is Tsurumi's special project and he has to have absolute control over him and the loyalty is never enough.

coz @conceptofzero.bsky.social · 2d

LMFAO perfection ❤️

coz @conceptofzero.bsky.social · 2d

This kills the man

coz @conceptofzero.bsky.social · 2d

YEAH I love every unhealthy interpretation of his sexuality. He's ace but fucks as a manipulation tactic. He's hypersexual and uses sex as self harm. He's disconnected from his body's desires and treats it like a bodily function that has to be tolerated. He's a fucking mess.

coz @conceptofzero.bsky.social · 2d

I'm enchanted by them. Two men who bring out the worst in each other in the funniest possible way. I love when victims do not unionize against their abuser and instead are mean and bitchy and backstabby to each other.

coz @conceptofzero.bsky.social · 2d

It's win/win for them - Ogata feels superior b/c he's not a rutting dog who can't control himself and Usami gets a chew toy to hump away at so he can keep a clear head the rest of the day.

coz @conceptofzero.bsky.social · 2d

If Ogata doesn't want to come that's his choice - a stupid fucking choice but whatever, Usami will just use Ogata as a fleshlight.

coz @conceptofzero.bsky.social · 2d

Ogata "not coming is the biggest power play you can make" vs Usami "coming dozens of times until the other party gives up b/c they have nothing left to give"

coz @conceptofzero.bsky.social · 2d

Yes yes this 100% I never want to be like "X should never ever happen" b/c context is king and I am also not above "this should happen because it's sexy/funny/sad and I want to see it".

coz @conceptofzero.bsky.social · 2d

EXACTLY. Losing control of your body is just losing full stop.

coz @conceptofzero.bsky.social · 2d

I totally understand/support people who want to see him losing his mind with pleasure but also who is that man, why is he crying and whimpering instead is engaging in some insane brinkmanship to prove he's above everything?

coz @conceptofzero.bsky.social · 2d

I appreciate when artists have Ogata looking bored when getting his back blown out. Yes girl give us fucking nothing.

coz @conceptofzero.bsky.social · 2d

Usami is going to get his hands on mushrooms and send Ogata on a trip that nearly ends like canon. They're going to tie him to a kitchen chair and leave him in a closet until he comes down. Tsukishima's calling Yuusaku to trip sit him b/c he's busy dealing with Koito.

coz @conceptofzero.bsky.social · 3d

This man didn't become the first and most important victim of a highly successful polycult just for some other big dicked idiot to fuck it up for him.