The Content Apologist
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'Siri, show me something that really sounds like a revolting euphemism but isn't'
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No wonder the North Koreans are cheering if they're going to share in the world's biggest Colin the Caterpillar cake.
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She won't last five minutes on Arrakis in that Stillsuit.
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🎶 'WE HOO-PE IT'S CHIPS, IT'S CHIPS...' 🎶
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Ah well, at least they're being honest, I suppose.
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If Bon Scott didn't say 'Howzat!' on seeing the Sherbet guy drinking his piss, I LITERALLY don't know what the point of anything is anymore.
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Yeh but I don' wanna be a naked mole rat doh
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Childwall.
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Staithes.
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What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
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'21 times a month? I thought you said 21 times A DAY...'
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**BEING JOHN MALCOVICH VIBE INTENSIFIES**
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Have you got the new Lamb 50th anniversary box set? God bless HMV and Klarna