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The Content Apologist
@contentapologist.bsky.social
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · May 11
'Siri, show me something that really sounds like a revolting euphemism but isn't'
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 9h
🎶 'WE HOO-PE IT'S CHIPS, IT'S CHIPS...' 🎶
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 9h
#GraphicDesignIsMyPassion
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 11h
Same.
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 12h
Ah well, at least they're being honest, I suppose.
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 17h
If Bon Scott didn't say 'Howzat!' on seeing the Sherbet guy drinking his piss, I LITERALLY don't know what the point of anything is anymore.
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 17h
Mousehole.
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 1d
Yeh but I don' wanna be a naked mole rat doh
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 1d
Childwall.
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Staithes.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 2d
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 1d
You're wasted on here, Den.
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 1d
True Its True GIF
ALT: True Its True GIF
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 2d
a bald man is making a funny face while sitting at a table in a restaurant .
ALT: a bald man is making a funny face while sitting at a table in a restaurant .
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 3d
a woman wearing a leopard print headband and scarf is smiling and looking down .
ALT: a woman wearing a leopard print headband and scarf is smiling and looking down .
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 3d
'21 times a month? I thought you said 21 times A DAY...'
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 3d
**BEING JOHN MALCOVICH VIBE INTENSIFIES**
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 3d
Yup! It's a thing of beauty...
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 3d
Have you got the new Lamb 50th anniversary box set? God bless HMV and Klarna
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 3d
*Me, when HotGirl76328668 likes one of my many great Bleets*
a man in a blue sweater is making a funny face and saying `` ooh , friend ! ''
ALT: a man in a blue sweater is making a funny face and saying `` ooh , friend ! ''
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 3d
@oddthisday.bsky.social

Roses are Red,
Porridge has me in stitches,
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 3d
Unusually, there isn't anyone clambering about in a Jefferies tube in ST:TWOK, so Bruce Willis has the edge on this occasion...
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 3d
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 3d
Oh bloody hell, not you and all...
a drag queen with long hair and a beard is eating a pizza .
ALT: a drag queen with long hair and a beard is eating a pizza .
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 3d
I'm sorry, but that last one looks like they're going to come and clear the cobwebs from my ceiling.
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