The Content Apologist
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Live your best life, but don't give me your pronouns.
Live your best life, but don't give me your pronouns.
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'Siri, show me something that really sounds like a revolting euphemism but isn't'
November 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Reposted by The Content Apologist
'BACK AWAY.
CLOSE THE DOOR.
THIS DOESN'T CONCERN YOU.
YOU WERE NEVER HERE.'
CLOSE THE DOOR.
THIS DOESN'T CONCERN YOU.
YOU WERE NEVER HERE.'
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
'BACK AWAY.
CLOSE THE DOOR.
THIS DOESN'T CONCERN YOU.
YOU WERE NEVER HERE.'
CLOSE THE DOOR.
THIS DOESN'T CONCERN YOU.
YOU WERE NEVER HERE.'
November 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Exclusive footage emerges of Zack Polanski's chief economic adviser;
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Exclusive footage emerges of Zack Polanski's chief economic adviser;
Off to Manchester to see My Bloody Valentine;
November 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Off to Manchester to see My Bloody Valentine;
'14 words. Invoice in post.'
November 20, 2025 at 9:09 PM
'14 words. Invoice in post.'
Is it just me or does Parsley Box sound a bit rude?
November 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Is it just me or does Parsley Box sound a bit rude?
MANCHESTER I AM IN YOU
November 19, 2025 at 12:09 PM
MANCHESTER I AM IN YOU
On my way to Manchester to meet some ex-work colleagues.
a man is standing in a hallway in front of a door that says bbc on it .
ALT: a man is standing in a hallway in front of a door that says bbc on it .
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:12 AM
On my way to Manchester to meet some ex-work colleagues.
All this time, I never realised that Sad Cafe's 1979 smash was all about Izal.
November 18, 2025 at 2:58 PM
All this time, I never realised that Sad Cafe's 1979 smash was all about Izal.
I see Foxbatter KC has got himself a new grift.
November 18, 2025 at 9:50 AM
I see Foxbatter KC has got himself a new grift.
If they are sending back Terminator King Cobras from the future now lads, I think we might REALLY be fucked.
November 17, 2025 at 11:35 PM
If they are sending back Terminator King Cobras from the future now lads, I think we might REALLY be fucked.
If only they could have got Stu Francis to do their lobbying ads for them.
November 17, 2025 at 8:42 AM
If only they could have got Stu Francis to do their lobbying ads for them.
'John Wick 2: Wicky Woo'
(is this anything?)
(is this anything?)
November 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM
'John Wick 2: Wicky Woo'
(is this anything?)
(is this anything?)
'Hi, me and my imaginary friend saw you from across the bar and really like your vibe'
November 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
'Hi, me and my imaginary friend saw you from across the bar and really like your vibe'
'Toilets are for little people. Silly people.'
November 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
'Toilets are for little people. Silly people.'
OTD 1968, John and Yoko started their two-week Bed-In at the Amsterdam Hilton for World Peace.
November 15, 2025 at 11:21 AM
OTD 1968, John and Yoko started their two-week Bed-In at the Amsterdam Hilton for World Peace.