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The Content Apologist
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · May 11
'Siri, show me something that really sounds like a revolting euphemism but isn't'
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a bald man is making a funny face while sitting at a table in a restaurant .
ALT: a bald man is making a funny face while sitting at a table in a restaurant .
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 1d
a woman wearing a leopard print headband and scarf is smiling and looking down .
ALT: a woman wearing a leopard print headband and scarf is smiling and looking down .
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 1d
'21 times a month? I thought you said 21 times A DAY...'
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 1d
**BEING JOHN MALCOVICH VIBE INTENSIFIES**
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 1d
Yup! It's a thing of beauty...
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 1d
Have you got the new Lamb 50th anniversary box set? God bless HMV and Klarna
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 1d
*Me, when HotGirl76328668 likes one of my many great Bleets*
a man in a blue sweater is making a funny face and saying `` ooh , friend ! ''
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 1d
@oddthisday.bsky.social

Roses are Red,
Porridge has me in stitches,
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 1d
Unusually, there isn't anyone clambering about in a Jefferies tube in ST:TWOK, so Bruce Willis has the edge on this occasion...
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 1d
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 1d
Oh bloody hell, not you and all...
a drag queen with long hair and a beard is eating a pizza .
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 1d
I'm sorry, but that last one looks like they're going to come and clear the cobwebs from my ceiling.
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 1d
Lesley Judd, you say?
a man in a suit is riding a scooter with a sword in his hand .
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 2d
1975 Glenn Frey says; "Always Use the Blue Cross Code, because he won't be there when you cross the road"...
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 2d
*Glasgow Empire heckler*

'Is there no end to your fuckn' talent?'
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 2d
My Jilly Cooper anecdote is I once saw her on the platform of (I think) Bristol Temple Meads in the '90's. I was with a noisy gaggle of people and she looked slightly nervous.

(Hey, I never said it was a particularly INTERESTING anecdote...)
a man wearing a shirt that says ' gucci ' on it looks sad
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 2d
Still a bit moody about why she wasn't called back to do Wayne's World 2.
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 2d
a group of men in suits and ties are dancing on a sidewalk in front of a building .
ALT: a group of men in suits and ties are dancing on a sidewalk in front of a building .
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 5d
'Today will be Muggy, followed by Tuggy, Wuggy and Thuggy'
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 5d
Indeed! I'm also thinking of the hits they wrote for Samantha Sang, Yvonne Elliman, Andy Gibb etc etc.
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 5d
a close up of a man in a suit and tie making a funny face .
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 5d
1975-79 Bee Gees is the greatest purple patch of any UK songwriters, EVER. Simply phenomenal.
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 5d
EWF's 'September' on an advert

But it's a funereal, sub-John Lewis Christmas ad type version
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 5d
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 5d
*Michelle Mone, today*
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