Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬
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Things Are Getting Too Spicy For The Pepper
I think the yout refer to this as bodied
November 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I think the yout refer to this as bodied
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
Mel Stride reports you to the police if you fart in a lift.
Mel Stride reports you to the police for dangerous driving if you indicate more than 50 yards from the junction
Mel Stride reports you to the council for putting your bin outside at 6:01 am on collection day.
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Mel Stride reports you to the police if you fart in a lift.
Badenoch has three looks.
Gormless
Angry psychopath
Forced Happy
Gormless
Angry psychopath
Forced Happy
The House of Commons not covering itself in glory here. Tories have got themselves all worked up about an OBR screw-up which has very little significance outside of the Westminster bubble. This is one of the few times that large numbers of people tune in, and they look like an angry mob.
November 26, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Badenoch has three looks.
Gormless
Angry psychopath
Forced Happy
Gormless
Angry psychopath
Forced Happy
I reckon they'll should name her Klaus because he was the original Nazi Barbie
November 26, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I reckon they'll should name her Klaus because he was the original Nazi Barbie
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Byrne is a conspiracy theorist and fan of the anti-Muslim extremist Stephen Lennon (AKA Tommy Robinson). He has voiced his support for Lennon, responding to posts on X asking “Do you think Tommy Robinson talks sense” and “Do you LIKE Tommy Robinson” with the affirmative.
November 26, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Byrne is a conspiracy theorist and fan of the anti-Muslim extremist Stephen Lennon (AKA Tommy Robinson). He has voiced his support for Lennon, responding to posts on X asking “Do you think Tommy Robinson talks sense” and “Do you LIKE Tommy Robinson” with the affirmative.
It me! I was probably aged five. Bit of a mixture on future ambitions. Either a policeman or a chef.
November 26, 2025 at 10:07 AM
It me! I was probably aged five. Bit of a mixture on future ambitions. Either a policeman or a chef.
Honestly, I'm not tired, I can take another five minutes of attention
November 26, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Honestly, I'm not tired, I can take another five minutes of attention
All I want is to pay 1% more tax so people who need social care get it. People with kids are able to contribute by having affordable childcare. That kids are able to attend fully staffed and well maintained schools.
These things don't affect me directly but as a country, it for the greater good.
These things don't affect me directly but as a country, it for the greater good.
November 26, 2025 at 9:33 AM
All I want is to pay 1% more tax so people who need social care get it. People with kids are able to contribute by having affordable childcare. That kids are able to attend fully staffed and well maintained schools.
These things don't affect me directly but as a country, it for the greater good.
These things don't affect me directly but as a country, it for the greater good.
And I want Kelly Brook straddling me, gripping my ears and riding me like a Harley.
November 26, 2025 at 5:56 AM
And I want Kelly Brook straddling me, gripping my ears and riding me like a Harley.
That's not a place or football team, that's a pack of 20 cigs you bought from an Ibiza minimart at two forty five in the morning
November 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
That's not a place or football team, that's a pack of 20 cigs you bought from an Ibiza minimart at two forty five in the morning
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Melania took gobble off the menu years ago
November 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Melania took gobble off the menu years ago
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First batch of calendars are going out. There are still a couple of addresses missing. If you ordered a calendar and you know you didn't give us your address, you know what to do… (give us your address…)
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November 25, 2025 at 12:40 PM
First batch of calendars are going out. There are still a couple of addresses missing. If you ordered a calendar and you know you didn't give us your address, you know what to do… (give us your address…)
If *YOU* want a Lost Films calendar, you can get one here:
shop.printtrail.com/product/the-...
If *YOU* want a Lost Films calendar, you can get one here:
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www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba... he also went to the White House to make sure the statute of liability cases on rape charges in Las Vegas still count if you paid of the victim and made her sign an NDA
Cristiano Ronaldo able to play at World Cup despite red card against Republic of Ireland
Cristiano Ronaldo will be able to play for Portugal in their opening World Cup game despite his red card against the Republic of Ireland.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba... he also went to the White House to make sure the statute of liability cases on rape charges in Las Vegas still count if you paid of the victim and made her sign an NDA
November 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Went to my mate's to drop off sausage casserole. Penny howled then realised I am me.
20/10 good girl
20/10 good girl
November 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Went to my mate's to drop off sausage casserole. Penny howled then realised I am me.
20/10 good girl
20/10 good girl
Seven chicken thighs stripped of their main meat.
↑ cock-a-leekie soup
↓ homemade stock with tarragon, fennel powder, mushroom powder, rosemary, sage and onion granules, s&p
↑ cock-a-leekie soup
↓ homemade stock with tarragon, fennel powder, mushroom powder, rosemary, sage and onion granules, s&p
November 25, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Seven chicken thighs stripped of their main meat.
↑ cock-a-leekie soup
↓ homemade stock with tarragon, fennel powder, mushroom powder, rosemary, sage and onion granules, s&p
↑ cock-a-leekie soup
↓ homemade stock with tarragon, fennel powder, mushroom powder, rosemary, sage and onion granules, s&p
But here's the thing. You're a late middle aged man wearing a baseball cap in public.
Baseball caps should only be seen on a sports field or in the car as a sports visor.
Anything other than that is paedophilic behaviour.
I don't make the rules*
*I made the rules.
Baseball caps should only be seen on a sports field or in the car as a sports visor.
Anything other than that is paedophilic behaviour.
I don't make the rules*
*I made the rules.
November 25, 2025 at 12:37 PM
But here's the thing. You're a late middle aged man wearing a baseball cap in public.
Baseball caps should only be seen on a sports field or in the car as a sports visor.
Anything other than that is paedophilic behaviour.
I don't make the rules*
*I made the rules.
Baseball caps should only be seen on a sports field or in the car as a sports visor.
Anything other than that is paedophilic behaviour.
I don't make the rules*
*I made the rules.
I've had bad brain issues again this morning. Woke up with everything spinning. I've had a sleep and feel much better.
But here's the thing. I was only asleep for an hour but when I woke up I was convinced it was Friday and it was almost time to pick up Mrs DoS from work.
But here's the thing. I was only asleep for an hour but when I woke up I was convinced it was Friday and it was almost time to pick up Mrs DoS from work.
November 25, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I've had bad brain issues again this morning. Woke up with everything spinning. I've had a sleep and feel much better.
But here's the thing. I was only asleep for an hour but when I woke up I was convinced it was Friday and it was almost time to pick up Mrs DoS from work.
But here's the thing. I was only asleep for an hour but when I woke up I was convinced it was Friday and it was almost time to pick up Mrs DoS from work.
BBC News - Wigan's 'crown jewel' Haigh Hall undergoes £50m restoration - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... it's a lovely place. The woodland forest is brilliant. There's a track running from Wigan Lane to the Hall. The Wigan players will be puking up there next month on preseason.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... it's a lovely place. The woodland forest is brilliant. There's a track running from Wigan Lane to the Hall. The Wigan players will be puking up there next month on preseason.
Wigan's 'crown jewel' Haigh Hall undergoes £50m restoration
Work on the 1827 manor house in Greater Manchester is set to be completed by 2028.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
BBC News - Wigan's 'crown jewel' Haigh Hall undergoes £50m restoration - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... it's a lovely place. The woodland forest is brilliant. There's a track running from Wigan Lane to the Hall. The Wigan players will be puking up there next month on preseason.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... it's a lovely place. The woodland forest is brilliant. There's a track running from Wigan Lane to the Hall. The Wigan players will be puking up there next month on preseason.
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Fluffy Alf stuck on me
November 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Fluffy Alf stuck on me
Apparently Sweaty Betty is a female fashion brand.
When I was growing up it was a song by The Macc Lads.
When I was growing up it was a song by The Macc Lads.
November 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Apparently Sweaty Betty is a female fashion brand.
When I was growing up it was a song by The Macc Lads.
When I was growing up it was a song by The Macc Lads.
I suppose my gym session is cancelled tonight, lads
November 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I suppose my gym session is cancelled tonight, lads