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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 4h

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 4h

Not in Wigan. We haven't got that many Hindus here. More than likely teens on balloons and cider

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 4h

If Labour want an uplift they should ban fireworks. There's some dickheads around here.

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 5h

Apart from the Wigan team of last year. KR remind me of Wigan two years ago that ground out games until the opposition just gave up. HKR need to evolve now because coaches will have three months to work out how to stop the grind.

Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 5h

Definitely. He's not going to be available for the test series now should Wane have needed him.

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 5h

The sin bin kicked the sphincter out of Wigan's great start. The stupid prick.

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 5h

Great win. Well done 👍🏽

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 5h

It's a dour brand of rugby league that they play but by 'eck, it's damn effective.

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 6h

This has been a flawless performance by Hull KR from twenty minutes onwards. They deserve to finish it off and win. I have no complaints.

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 6h

He's always playing on the edge but he lets himself down at times. He got banged in the melee. It might make him think. I prefer Leeming anyway. Far more skillful and far quicker.

Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 7h

#wigan paying the price for dropping the ball with a try begging twice and Brad O'Neill being a dickhead
#superleaguegrandfinal

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 8h

I saw The Vegan Tampons at Leeds Festival back in 96.

Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 14h

I mean, this is really desperate shit, isn’t it? I am a great deal more woke-sceptic than pretty much all of Bluesky but I honestly can’t be bothered to care about the National Trust putting vegan tampons in the men’s toilets and neither should you

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 8h

This feels like a kick in the balls. Wars have been started for less.

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 9h

New tablet, who dis?

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Gabriel Milland @gabrielmilland.bsky.social · 16h

Wanting to live in Dubai is basically just a massive character flaw.

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 14h

69.494km / 42.32 miles for the week.
Nearly hit target in three sesh this week. Didn't manage four on account of being slightly mental this week. Avanti!!
🚲💪🏼🏋🏼‍♂️🛶

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 17h

SOLD!

Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 17h

We need to stop the spread play once we have them boxed in between the tryline and 20. Teams are wary of Wigan making them burn three tackles for 25m so spread the pass to the middle. Walters and O'Neill need to jam the centre field and slow it down. Make them kick from deep and Wigan then repeat.

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 17h

That first twenty is important. Stop them playing their early grind, stop them getting in the redzone and play mistake free for the opening period. Keep the game between the thirties and Wigan have a chance.
I think Byrne will miss out. Walters will start 10 and Junior will start on the left.

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 18h

I've felt queasy and on edge all week after I dreamt I was at a school reunion and/or funeral and asked (redacted) ‘are we fucking or what’.
I've never looked at Miss Redacted that way and never really knocked around with her as kids and teens.

Going to meet people is a personal nightmare.

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 18h

Betty nearly spent best part of a purple note on an insulated gravy boat for Christmas dinner the other night. Tom reminded her that tin foil exists for a reason and she could just wrap the porcelain one up when the Oxo and granules melt.
#newAlanBennetts

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 18h

#superleaguegrandfinal prediction.
If #Wigan click like they can they will score 30+ and win by 16-20 points.
If #HullKR win it will be closer and something like a 16-8.
I think Peters will make the mistake of trying man mark #BevanFrench again. This in theory should leave holes on the edge.

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 19h

Den was wondering if Mrs DoS had farted or ripped the bedsheet, or one caused the other.
#newAlanBennetts

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 1d

That's some strong erection

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 1d

That sounds like the time a ruptured my calf. Felt it go stiff during the game, got home, undid the velcro on the shinpad and it felt like I'd been hit by a stun bolt. The velcro had been holding the split in the muscle together. Up first thing Saturday and straight to A&E. A month off work.

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