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Chelsea and very socially liberal politics, so basically you'll get angry at something.
To my American followers and to all the decent if a bit annoying Americans out there: Have a happy Thanksgiving and hope it goes as well as you want it to.

To the other type of Americans out there: I hope your turkey is dry and slightly on the turn even though it cost 20% more than last year.
November 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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It's such a bizarre framing. Labour MPs think taking 450k kids out of poverty is putting the country first! That's why they wanted it to happen! It's not because they personally benefit.
Headline on The World at One just now:

"Sir Keir Starmer has denied putting the Labour Party before the country by ending the two-child benefit cap".

Can we please go back to reporting the actual news, not someone's partisan take on it?
November 27, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Dmitry is very optimistic about how low Clearlake will go in order to get a FOS sponsor for Chelsea's kit. We've had at least one provider of a service you couldn't access legally in the UK on our sleeves, and you couldn't find a decent pint of Infinite Athlete anywhere.
"People will still find a way to gamble if they want to!"

Ok, but people still find ways to buy meth but we still don't sell it at Boots and let the Sinoloa Cartel advertise on football uniforms.
November 27, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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Looking forward to the exciting new tactical dimension that The Hundred keeps bringing to the game.

First it was the bowling consecutive sets. Then it was reintroducing the 5 ball over.
Now it's "One out all out."
November 27, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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PEOPLE OF COLCHESTER: Stop making your soil in the street like you are a beast in the field. Take a 74 or 76 Seasider bus from the High Street to Clacton instead.
Signs set up to combat city centre street plagued by human faeces, urine and vomit
Three signs have been spotted in Church Walk as residents and workers have complained of people urinating, defecating, and vomiting along the road.
www.gazette-news.co.uk
November 27, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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Mel Stride being interviewed on Bloomberg TV, obviously critical of the Budget (it's his job as Shadow Chancellor). but failing to even acknowledge the positive benefits of removing the 2 child benefit cap when directly asked, is why you should never vote Tory in a nutshell:
November 27, 2025 at 8:30 AM
I must remember not to do Neitzsche jokes, given my only exposure to his philosophy is:
1) The Baldurs Gate intro cinematic.
2) A joke review of Mr Strong on Amazon.
November 27, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Football understanders: Women's football is a gentler form of the sport with none of the uglier sides of the men's game.

Actual women's football: www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
Ruesha Littlejohn: Crystal Palace midfielder facing lengthy ban after violent conduct red card
Crystal Palace midfielder Ruesha Littlejohn could face a lengthy ban after her altercation with Leicester's Hannah Cain in the League Cup.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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why does my brain remember this stuff and not, say, the names of people I meet
November 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Zach Braff turned into Troy McClure so slowly I didn't even notice
I’m aware of the, uh…old expression, but Donald Faison truly looks as though at the end of the last episode of the original Scrubs run in 2009 he fell into a wormhole to the present day
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Periodic reminder that Aaron Banks Twitter DMs got leaked & he was immediately linked to Russian agents & absolutely nothing was done about it.

The UKIP/Reform Russian money trail has been going on for over 8 years now
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Ah, THAT'S why I haven't watched one of these for a few years. This is unbearable. They're all toddlers.
November 26, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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Mel Stride issues you an on-the-spot-fine for a tissue falling out of your hand in a gale force wind.
November 26, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Mel Stride reports you to the council for putting your bin outside at 6:01 am on collection day.
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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I think at this point if you're including Diane Abbott - a woman who has never held government office, has been a backbencher since 2020, and is scarcely a government ally - on your list of political wrongdoers, we all know exactly what your real concerns are
November 26, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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If you've got a history book at home, take it out, throw it in the bin, it's worthless. The history books, now, will have to be rewritten. They'll quite simply say "The OBR released a budget analysis 25 minutes early". Everything else will be a footnote.
Mate you need to chill the fuck out lmao
November 26, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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The OBR has broken the long tradition of policy wonks on here listening to the Chancellor and posting "please just post the report"
November 26, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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As bad as your day might be, it could be worse, you could be the person who accidentally published the OBR's budget document a couple of hours early: obr.uk/docs/dlm_upl...
obr.uk
November 26, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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Sexy slang.
November 26, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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Oh no. Please don't hurt it. I'll do whatever you ask. I won't tell the cops. I promise.
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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"Lol why are u playing that build"

Because it's fun. Piss off, kid. I own game cartridges older than you.
November 26, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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One of my least favourite things about post-internet gaming culture is how much it has pedestalled and enabled min/maxing.

The point of play is to have fun. Not have an identi-kit meme build character the destroys the current meta, bro.
November 26, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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Happy ‘let’s ridiculously overanalyse short term movements in UK asset prices’ day.
November 26, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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And did absolutely nothing to stop them.
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM