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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 28m

Might be a lime tick. See a doctor.

Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 59m

Any other symptoms like you need antihistamines?

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 1h

Can't make my mind up which Christmas shirt to buy.
Vote A ←
Vote B →

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 1h

a pink chef with a white hat and mustache

ALT: a pink chef with a white hat and mustache

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 2h

14 days on the bone?
I knew making Viagra an over the counter medicine would cause trouble

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 2h

He's had his bollocks kicked in that many times he's practically transgender

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Nute @nutedawn.bsky.social · 3h

I can think of nineteen other premier league owners who would agree

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 2h

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 4h

If you believe Hamas will release all the hostages you are sucking the glass dick.
Those human shields are the only thing between them surviving and the IDF finishing the job of fully flattening Gaza.

Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 2h

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 3h

Investment scam, young boys, young girls, catfish scams.

Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 6h

Bakerloo line, Victoria line, Metropolitan line, Northern line

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 2h

Same could be asked of the girls of Scholes when I was a teenager

Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 3h

Yeah there were three Tory boys and a woman who looked like typecasting from The Apprentice

Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 3h

For the sake of my penis, I think I could look past Jodie's political ideology

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 3h

More like Hunted and she has to escape their borderline stalking

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 3h

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 3h

Investment scam, young boys, young girls, catfish scams.

Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 6h

Bakerloo line, Victoria line, Metropolitan line, Northern line

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 3h

She's just weird, full stop.

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 4h

This ceasefire was agreed with fingers crossed behind both sides' backs.

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 4h

If you believe Hamas will release all the hostages you are sucking the glass dick.
Those human shields are the only thing between them surviving and the IDF finishing the job of fully flattening Gaza.

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 4h

Arrive not arrived. I'm not some time travelling nonce like Dr Who

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 4h

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Mrs DoS and I buy some serious tat at times but I reckon these will become invaluable in portion control for Friday night tea. They arrived tomorrow or Saturday

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 4h

We demand the triple lock, free prescriptions and eye tests, heavily subsidised dentistry, television remotes that have big buttons and the buttons being placed in user friendly realistic areas, televisions that don't mumble, terracotta paint in Fads, bring back Fads, ten pence Freddos, sugary tea

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 4h

Like a shit in a swimming pool.

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 4h

Hello, I'm mental

Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 4h

Forgive me if I'm wrong, Amazon but that's a muscle tee and brazier vest, not metal pins used to bind card and paper.

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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social · 4h

I've had to turn it off because it's so deliberately crass it's too real.

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